Dinosaur Monty Magpie on Newcastle United
Toon- the biggest soccer team not to have won a trophy for half a century.... and not likely to for the foreseeable, sadly.

No trophies at all for 50 years. Now to the future... I'm afraid this is what we have got to look forward to:

Sunderland v Toon in 2020/1.

Dinosaur Monty gave up on Toon long before IF RAFA GOES and other campaigns. But we are all UNITED on one thing ASHLEY OUT. Just a shame we cannot agree how.

For myself, I did not attend a Toon match while Rafa was in charge, which is a regret, because he was our only ray of hope. That has been extinguished, expunged and exhausted, thru no fault of Rafa's.

Now with Steve 'Gardening Leave' Bruce in charge, we have hit a new low. The only certain thing is that we have not yet hit rock bottom. It's a pain to write that. Bruce has an uneviable record of deserting clubs, and his latest was Sheffield Wednesday who issued a statement that they were "disappointed to learn" of the appointment. Not half as disappointed as us, mate.
The good news is that allegedly there is 91m in the transfer kitty to spend- anyone prepared to bet that this gets spent, and that it gets spent on players that the new Head Coach wants? Pull the other one, Ash***.

Up until this summer (Fulham 0 Toon 4- remember that!) I have included match reports here, albeit secondhand reports. That is ceasing. Toon for me have ceased to exist until the despised "Every Penny" has gone, quit, left, resigned, bought out, never darken our doors again

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