Dinosaur Monty Magpie on Newcastle United
Toon- the biggest soccer team not to have won a trophy for half a century.... and not likely to for the foreseeable, sadly.

No trophies at all for 50 years.

Review of 2019

The year when we lost hope. Rafa forced out of the club, Steve 'Head Patsy' Bruce brought in. As a kick up the fans, Ash*** then splashed his biggest cash for many years, mostly on a player who is keen, but cannot get the goals we need. It says it all when it is our midfielders and backs who are getting the goals! At least Maxi, has proved a good (a lucky?) buy. Well done to the team for doing their part in achieving our pathetic ambition, keeping us out of the relegation zone! One could only imagine what Rafa could have done with the 60m plus that was spent in the summer, if he had been allowed free rein, if he had...

Ah well, that's all gone now, our annus horribilis has ended. It was good to hear Rafa's perceptive comments on Monday Night Football (Dec 9th 2019), it only made me realise what a superb reader of the game we have lost.

Rafa, we miss you.

What does 2020 hold? No Toon matches for me until Ash*** sells up. And that is as likely as us winning the Premiership under Splash The Cash Mike. My predictions for 2020: Ash*** will attempt to rename the ground again, and our patsy will just keep us away from The Championship

Dinosaurs Main Menu