LONG JOHN SILVER SCARLET PIMPERNEL THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO ROBIN HOOD SIR LANCELOT
THE BUCCANEERS SWORD of FREEDOM IVANHOE WILLIAM TELL RICHARD THE LIONHEART SIR FRANCIS DRAKE
See also Gay Cavalier

DINOSAUR TV
FILMED HISTORICAL SERIES

Cashing in on the extraordinary success of Robin Hood, came a host of imitations. The format always seemed to be the same. For the Sheriff of Nottingham, substitute Gessler or The King of Spain. For Little John read Gurth or Gaff, and for Sherwood just make that Tintagel or the High Seas. Rewrite the plots and lo, surely you'll repeat the successful formula. None somehow got beyond a first season, although William Tell was perhaps the nearest to nearly doing so.

Picture Puzzle - Can you name the series pictured here? Answer

My favourite 'Historical' series: rather predictable, as it was the most successful- The Adventures of Robin Hood, for Richard Greene proved a fine hero, and Alan Wheatley a perfect counterpart as the scheming sheriff. Fine Support cast too, including Alexander Gauge's memorable Friar Tuck, and Archie Duncan, playing his familiar bumbling character, here as Little John.
Best story: so many to choose from, but I am going for Sir Lancelot #19 Sir Crustabread, which exemplifies all the fun of the genre. The script was by one Leslie Poynton, the director, old hand Bernard Knowles
Best theme music: Sir Francis Drake's stirring music gets my vote; the composer- the underrated Ivor Slaney
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ROBIN HOOD starring Richard Greene
On December 10th 1958 at the High Pine Club, Mr and Mrs Fisher of Sapphire Films and Richard Greene threw a farewell buffet plus an orchestra "for dancing." Among those attending were Sidney Cole, producer, and his assistants; technicians Ken Hodges (lighting), Noel Rowlands (camera), Pip Pearson (sound); directors included Compton Bennett, Gordon Parry, Terry Bishop, Robert Day, Peter Seabourne and Anthony Squire, along with assistant Frank Holland. Lots of the actors attended including both Sheriffs, Alan Wheatley and John Arnatt, plus Marian, alias Patricia Driscoll with husband Duncan Lamont. Also there was Paul Eddington ("given a big chance in the last serial"), Alexander Gauge, Archie Duncan and stunt man Rupert Evans. The report adds it was "a happy occasion."
The series provided a rare phenomenon, success for a British TV series in America, the Eldorado of all British production companies. In early April 1957, the series came a respectable 17th in the US National TV Nielsen Ratings with a score of 34.9, indicating over 11 million homes watched the programme (by comparison Sir Lancelot came only 86th).

My mini reviews of selected stories:
1 The Coming of Robin Hood - This is a brilliant opening story that sets the tone for the series. The return of Robin, hero of the Crusades, but now homeless thanks to the edict of Prince John, and his local agent, a certain Sheriff
2 The Moneylender - A debt collector (Leo McKern) lends at 100% interest. Robin returns the excess interest to its payees, much to their surprise. But this story is principally about how Robin becomes leader of the Sherwood Forest outlaws.
3 Dead or Alive - A "7 foot oaf" is offered his freedom if he captures an outlaw, but Robin proves too wily for Little John
9 Checkmate - Naughty Count de Waldern (Leslie Phillips) thinks he's teaching Lady Marian how to play chess, but what he really wants is to play Love. On the other hand, she's really there to string him along whilst Robin rescues the Count's prisoners from his "impregnable" castle
20 Errand of Mercy- Many of the poor people are down with St Anthony's Fire, so Robin creeps into Nottingham with some herbs for Anselm the Apothecary (Hal Osmond). The sherrif gets wind of Robin's mission and surrounds the area- "what a pleasure it'll be to hang him!" However Robin eludes capture when the sherrif's soldiers, "cowardly dogs," refuse to go near the plague victims. But with Robin injured, it looks like curtains. Indeed, out of the gates he is carried, in the Death Cart.... but then a miraculous recovery!
47 Isabella - Princess Avice (Helen Cherry). wife of Prince John, requests Robin come to the Tower of London. For John has "a special arrangement with heaven" to allow him to marry a French princess (Zena Walker). Robin is asked to warn off this "unsuspecting child," though what he actually finds is a "she-wolf" who brings John a fine wedding gift, Robin himself "to be burned at the stake." Avice gets him out of jail and the wedding is stopped single handedly by our hero
72 The Mystery of Ireland's Eye- Robin and Tuck have a week off from Sherwood as they help Marian find her uncle who's gone missing on an Irish isle terrorised by Rolf (as this is Ireland. this must be Eddie Byrne)
76 Path of True Love - Lionel Jeffries playing a baddie! It seems improbable, but he's Sir Charles, usurper of Robin's family home Locksley. He plays it as a dithering incompetent. But underneath he's sly, turfing the tenants off 'his' land. Yet, if they could clean Locksley by Lady Day, in law they'll be entitled to keep their tenancies in perpetuity. Robin helps them get into his old castle to give it a spring clean whilst Lady Marian distracts Sir Charles. No Merry Men in this tale.. had the Sherriff finally captured them?
79 The Salt King - Bad Lord Guthrie is upping the price of salt with connivance from the sheriff. Robin buys fresh supplies from the seaside which Tuck then gives away in Nottingham. However the sheriff impounds Tuck's supply which Robin has to nick back. Dressed as a Salt Diviner, he incredibly finds salt on Lady Marian's land- actually not so surprising as he'd put there in the first place
80 A Tuck in Time
81 Pepper - Rescuing an impressionable princess blinded by love for King John, Robin comes face to face with John inside The Tower of London
82 The Charter- "Incredible," but King Henry I's lost charter curbing the power of tyrant kings is wanted by the Sheriff - to destroy, of course! Robin plucks it from right under the Sheriff's nose
91 Christmas Goose- Sir Leon (Jack Watling) presides at the trial of a boy's goose. Improbable, but a nice story with the prosecuting baliff (Paul Eddington) pitted against Friar Tuck. When the goose is sentenced to execution, it's up to Robin to rescue it. In a neat plan, he gets at Sir Leon's Achilles heel, his only daughter (Jane Asher), and it's a happy Christmas Day ending, exit laughing....
94 The Profiteer
103 The Ghost that Failed -A ghost with "moaning and the sound of iron chains" is frightening peasants, But Little J and F Tuck "keep a calm mind" and prove it's only Rupert Davies. Little J dresses as a ghost to teach him a lesson but rain rather spoils the illusion
112 The Fire
122 The Devil you don't know- A poignant moment as the Sheriff bows out, giving his new deputy Ralph a last lesson in how not to catch Robin Hood. Alan-a-Dale has been taken prisoner, and Ralph plans to use him as bait to trap Robin. Indeed Robin is lured into the inner sanctum of the castle but Ralph's unscrupulous treatment of Lady Marian brings out the gentleman in the retiring Sheriff, even at the cost of losing his prized outlaw
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THE BUCCANEERS starring Robert Shaw

1 Blackbeard
2 The Raider
3 Captain Dan Tempest
4 Dan Tempest's War with Spain
5 The Wasp
6 Whale Gold
7 The Slave Ship
8 Gunpowder Plot
9 The Ladies
10 The Surgeon Of Sangre Rojo
11 Before The Mast
12 Dan Tempest and the Amazons
13 Articles Of War
14 The Hand of the Hawk
15 Marooned
16 Gentleman Jack and the Lady
17 Mr. Beamish And The Hangman's Noose
18 Dead Man's Rock
19 Blood Will Tell
20 Dangerous Cargo
21 The Return Of Calico Jack
22 Ghost Ship
23 Conquistador
24 Mother Doughty's Crew
25 Conquest Of New Providence
26 Hurricane
27 Cutlass Wedding
28 Aztec Treasure
29 Prize Of Andalusia
30 Dan Tempest Holds An Auction
31 The Spy Aboard
32 Flip And Jenny
33 Indian Fighters
34 Mistress Higgins' Treasure
35 To The Rescue
36 The Decoy
37 Instrument Of War
38 Pirate Honour
39 Printer's Devil
A series of 39 stories made at Walton and Twickenham Studios cashing in on the success of the Robin Hood series.
No one has adequately explained why Alec Clunes disappears after the first stories. Clunes certainly seems to have been the intended star, for prints exist of the opening titles which announce him as the star. Publicity in Spring 1956 stated he was the "main character," a reformed pirate now a governor, and that "every episode will show one more pirate being 'put down.'"
But, having said that, it's fair to say Robert Shaw makes a fine swashbuckler, everyone's idea of a jolly pirate. For the outdoor scenes, the ship from the film Moby Dick was used, moored at Falmouth, and several scenes were shot on the river there. But although the indoor sets were well constructed, they look terribly stagey, providing awkward transitions from the filmed material to 'live' shots, and somehow the wide open spaces are never quite conveyed in the claustrophobic studios.
In fact Robert Shaw admitted, "I have never been outside the studio," as his double shot all the exterior scenes in Cornwall. He was paid £10,000 for the series, under a seven year contract, pay rising annually. Shaw explained, "I started on what is regarded as a comparatively low rate, because I was absolutely no-one."

Question: Name the company that filmed the series for ITP (ATV's alter ego). Answer.

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Blackbeard

In the year of our Lord 1718, Captain Woodes Rogers, the new governor of the Bahamas, has come to offer the King's Pardon to all pirates. He's sympathetic to their current plight, being once a privateer himself, and he rejects Captain Beamish's suggestion to flush them out with guns.
This peaceable man lands with a small band at the stronghold of Nassau, where pirates are disputing among themselves over the latest booty. The argument is settled by Blackbeard (George Margo), who snatches the lot for himself.
News of the pardon is received with mixed responses. Blackbeard has his own opinion- he spits on the governor's declaration. The old governor (Alfie Bass), who had in fact appointed himself to the job, considers the pirates "good lads," and some are convinced by Rogers' reputation and are amenable to the truce.
They hold an assembly chaired by the eccentric old governor. Blackbeard of course is all for cutting the throat of the king's flunkey. But Ben and his supporters are for accepting the pardon, and the result is inevitable, pistols at ten paces. Rogers steps in and refuses to permit them to duel. Instead, he duels with Blackbeard who beats a quick retreat.
The impetuous Cpt Beamish is tricked by the fleeing Blackbeard into launching an attack from his ship, firing cannons at the fort which is Rogers' headquarters. He soon discovers his error.

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The Raider

Van Brugh (Alec Mango), a prominent planter on the island, strangely rejects Captain Woodes Rogers' invitation to join a Council formed to set the pardoned ex-pirates to work. Once a pirate, always a pirate is his attitude. And when Charley Vane starts firing at the town from his pirate ship, it seems he is right.
At the Council meeting, which van Brugh has finally been persuaded to join, against Woodes Rogers' advice, it is decided that Governor Woodes-Rogers should give chase in the Delicia, and bring Vane in to face justice. The governor is not keen however, as it means leaving the fort unguarded. However, with a bit of trickery, he persuades the lazy ex-pirates, lead by Benjy, to strengthen the battered fort.
Treachery! Vane is in league with van Brugh. The two are out of pocket now that they can no longer use the island for their smuggling acitivities. As soon as the governor has set sail, Vane is to attack and hold the fort. But van Brugh's wife (Jane Griffiths) warns Cpt Rogers, and he is ready for the attack.
"This is going to be easy," Charley Vane tells his men as they move on the fort. But they are in for a shock. Realising he has been outmanoeuvred, Vane runs for it across the dunes, and on the beach he fights to the death with the governor. End of Charley Vane.
Van Brugh has to feign enthusiasm as he joins in the town's celebrations.

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Captain Dan Tempest
"Trouble," in the shape of Lolita the ship of Captain Dan Tempest. He's sailed back to New Providence to see his girl Lolita and bring her dazzling tokens of his love, treasures from Peru taken from a Spanish ship. He has not accepted the King's Pardon, and so is under arrest, at least according to Governor Woodes Rogers. "Soft bellied cowards," Tempest brands the ex-pirates who have settled down peaceably, but a swordfight ends in Tempest's arrest and confiscation of the treasure. He's sentenced to death. End of series?
The governor offers him a pardon if he agrees to settle down. And now Dan "don't look like the same man," as he builds himself a nice house and then carries off Lolita (his girl, that is) to settle down there. But she's not enamoured of his new landlubber way of life and rejects his offer of marriage.
So Dan gathers up some of his old crew and retakes Lolita (the ship this time). However Woodes Rogers is on board, having anticipated what would happen, and Dan Tempest is persuaded to transport goods to Charleston to help the colony's finances. Lt Beamish, "that stuffed monkey," joins the crew of the Lolita, just in case Tempest tries anything. Though how the gullible Beamish could stop anything at all is rather doubtful.
At Charleston Beamish accepts a mere £5 for the cargo, but Tempest is made of shrewder stuff and the price is upped and upped, until £75 is finally agreed. On the return journey, here sails the ship of Blackbeard! Tempest's ex-pirates are all for joining the villain, but with Beamish's aid, and a cannon, Blackbeard has to beat a retreat.
Safely back in New Providence, Dan is now "spoken for," for Lolita has agreed to marry him.

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Dan Tempest's War With Spain
Not by any stroke could Robert Shaw's singing here be described as tuneful. Still, Dan Tempest is contented, before, that is, he reads the note from his Lolita: "Not Cut Out to Cook." She's sailed off to Jamiaca. Coincidentally, it seems, Woodes Rogers has also departed for the same island and out of the series, leaving Captain Edward Beamish in charge of New Providence.
Dan and his old pirate crew always knew they were not "cut out for this life"- and they start brawling, and end up in jail. Tired of waiting for their trial, it's an awfully simple job to blow a hole in their cell wall and escape.
Captain Beamish is receiving a delegation of Spaniards who have arrived in harbour in their ship the Esperanza. Pompously, the smug new governor receives his visitors, only to learn that they are taking control of his kingdom. Spain is at war again! "Resistance is impossible."
But the crew left behind on the Esperanza are soon cowering when Tempest and his three buddies drop in. They are away on their life of adventure again. But Tempest changes his plans when he sees the Spanish flag hoisted on the fort. He resolves to retake the island.
The ship is set adrift, which draws the Spanish delegation out to sea, and some are sunk, others put to the sword. The Spanish occupation has fizzled out.
Ironically, Dan greets Beamish who has been locked in his prison. Dan generously gives him the credit for the victory, and the pair join forces.

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The Wasp
Captain Beamish is composing a modestly boastful report of his governorship of New Providence, when his serenity is shattered by a pirate ship firing at his fort. Blackbeard and his men are making off with rum leaving Beamish and his men "tied down like a bunch of rabbits."
Dan Tempest now has the authority to deal with these marauders, for Woodes Rogers has just sent an official order appointing him as patroller of the seas around New Providence.
One lad from the belligerent ship's crew is taken prisoner. He's nicknamed The Wasp (Wilfred Downing, overacting). Beamish is impressed by his excuses, that Blackbeard had pressed him into piracy. He releases him from jail so he can work as cabin boy under Dan.
"No monkey busienss," Dan warns him and gives him a few much needed lessons on board ship. Swabbing the decks, cleaning the cannons soon has The Wasp deserting to return to his former master Blackbeard, armed with some useful information about Dan, and the offer to take up privateering alongside Dan.
The Wasp acts as go-between, arranging a meeting between the two men, out at sea, off Turtle Bay, alone.
Of course, Blackbeard is full of cunning, and springs his trap to take Dan and The Wasp prisoners. But the lad sees the error of his ways and helps Dan turn the tables, despite heavy odds against them. They leap off Blackbeard's ship, and back to New Providence.
Beamish reprimands The Wasp, but it's Dan who naturally has the last laugh, and the pair join forces.

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Whale Gold

"Scum and seaweed" has Dan drawn up from the sea, but to trained eyes, it's ambergris. "Once you get whale gold fever," warns the wily Pat (Noel Purcell), "you're not human any more." That's the corny theme for this tale.
Pat senses "a big strike" on the shore, "so big I can't even lift it." But its great value does lead to the predicted greed, against Captain Dan Tempest's rule to Share and Share Alike.
Stealing away from the boat, on to Whale Gold Island, Pat secretly commences cooking the ambergris, with Grimes as his partner, though Sykes gets wind of their scheme and demands his cut. "It's whale gold fever," sighs Pat.
Now some of it has been cooked, it smells so much nicer. Dan and the remainder of the crew of the Sultana are after the trio. In a cave they are still cooking, but fall out, Sykes running off with what has already been cooked. As he swims away, sharks put an early end to his flight.
Grimes and Pat also argue and there is an explosion, caused by the rum being used in the process. Then there was one- Pat is left, and Dan finds him lying alone in the cave. "I've got the whale gold fever," he again moans pathetically- pathetic also is the word for this tale. Even the fine Noel Purcell isn't convincing in this part that was made for him. But Dan forgives him, so I suppose, so must we.

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Slave Ship
George, Ernest and Sam are three slaves who rebel against their master's harsh treatment. They escape to the river, pursued by hounds, and flee in a rowing boat. Narrowly, they miss the gunfire from New Providence and drift out into the open sea. But desperate for victuals, when they sight a British ship, they creep on board by night and have a surprise takeover from the lax crew and Captain Scobie, who are set adrift in an open boat.
However the three are no experts in seamanship, but they have a stroke of luck when they realise this is a slave ship. A ready made crew, who are released, and who gratefully take on their share of the tasks.
News of the piracy is relayed to Lt Beamish. Dan Tempest sails to recapture the ship, now renamed The Liberty. Captain George, alias Savage Bill, and his crew put up strong resistance, but are finally subdued. We're not real pirates, explains Ernest, though Dan is rather impressed that these three could have overcome a whole ship's crew. Dan shows them clemency and allows them to row away to freedom. However he does relieve Ernest of the 1,000 coins he has plundered off Captain Scobie. The ship with its slaves, Dan returns to New Providence.
The slaves also receive kindness from Dan, who enters a bidding war for the slaves, making a very high bid of 1,000 coins for them, though as this was Captain Scobie's cash, it's not so generous. He frees all the slaves to enter paid work on the plantation.

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Gunpowder Plot
The Black Corsair's pirate raid on New Providence nearly exhausts their supply of gunpowder. Dan Tempest sets sail for Jamaica with a requistion for more powder, and he'll not take no for an answer.
The problem is that "it's red tape that holds the Empire together," according to wise old governor (Andre Morell), and he refuses Dan's request. All Dan can do is deliver a letter to the governor's daughter, the fair Meg (Pamela Wright), from her secret admirer, one Lt Beamish.
But Dan is not going away empty handed if he can help it. He schemes a fake pirate raid by capturing a man o' war and Armando is left in charge to fire dummy cannonballs at the town, while Dan and Gaff guided by Dicken who has pretended to be a castaway, help themselves to the powder, while attention is distracted by the cannonballs. Dan even has the time to stamp Beamish's requisiton himself, though Meg catches him at it and is going to sound the alarm when a kiss from Dan is enough to persuade her otherwise.
So Dan and his men return safely to the Sultana and sail back to New Providence with their gunpowder.
"My heartiest congratulations," beams Lt Beamish.

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The Ladies

"Canary bird" Dan Tempest is singing again. He's happy. While his crew are despondent, until the news spreads that the ship The Caroline will be sailing into New Providence on Wednesday. Her cargo- new settlers, women!
Soon Taffy is building a "nest" for "a pretty little petticoat," anyone, "I'm not particular." Gaff however approaches the whole affair more cautiously.
One sailor, Cranstone, reports to his old boss, Blackbeard, of the new arrivals. Blackbeard is interested. To stir up trouble, Cranstone also tells Lt Beamish of what Blackbeard is planning. Well, he is rather forced to tell under pressure from Gaff and Armando.
Cpt Hawkins (Roy Purcell) is in charge of The Caroline and dismisses Dan's warning of a raid by Blackbeard, "tie 'em up and throw them in the hole." But it's easy for Dan to turn the tables and he tries to convince Hawkins of the impending danger, "we have to trust one another."
Amid some ogling from a few of the ladies, the new settlers are transferred to Dan's ship, The Sultana. However Christine (Petra Davies), daughter of Cpt Hawkins, doesn't trust Tempest and remains hidden on The Caroline. Dan and most of his crew also stay on this ship, dressed as the women settlers, ready for Blackbeard. Even beards have to be shaved off to make them look passably genuine!
So Blackbeard is in for a shock! "What about the ladies?" he asks Hawkins as he leaps on board. An unusual swordfight follows, petticoats v pirates.
Inevitably a gloating Blackbeard stumbles upon Christine, "I love a girl with spirit." But Dan hurtles to her rescue, promising the pirate leader, "I'll cut you in two." He doesn't quite do that, but Blackbeard does have to beat a hasty retreat with his men all tied up.
The women arrive safely in New Providence, time doesn't permit us to see any more sadly.

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The Surgeon of Sangre Rojo
1722- Lt Beamish writes for help as an epidemic is sweeping New Providence. He declares a state of martial law. One victim is the Sultana's cabin boy, Dickon, so Dan rows him ashore, then, despite Beamish's quarantine order, sets sail in search of a surgeon. Armando accompanies him, as his daughter Angeline is also ill, and their plan is to disguise themselves as Indians.
Thus they land at a Spanish settlement. At the word 'epidemic,' the Spaniards all flee from them, and they find a doctor. Don Francisco, at point of a gun, is obliged to agree to come and treat the victims. The Spanish pursue them, their cannonballs feebly splashing in the water and limply on to the faces of the pursued.
Francisco realises Dan is English and is not at all happy with their subterfuge, but nobly agrees to treat the patients. He diagnoses typhus, "where there's fleas, there's typhus," so there's a bit of comedy as everyone on the Sultana has to be decontaminated- ducked in the sea, and their hair cut.
Dan traces the episdemic to pompous Van Brugh's warehouse, and has to set fire to the place.
So Dickon is cured, as is Angeline. The surgeon's work is done, and unofficially, he is allowed to return to his own people

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Before the Mast

The Felicity is to bring much needed supplies from Barbados to New Providence. But the Spanish are lying in wait for her.
Six of the enemy row ashore, and there's a row at the inn, for drink is in short supply, so angry pirates are served with turpentine. This makes them all easy prey to the Spaniards.
The crew of the Sultana are their next target. But Dickon reaches Captain Dan Tempest to warn him, though while he is gambling with Lt Beamish, already part of the ship has been set on fire. Brave Dan hastily removes most of the powder magazines from the flames as the men douse the fire. But one barrel does explode and the Sultana has to sail hurriedly to land to repair the damage. "Out of commission for two or three days." During that time, the Felicity will be at the mercy of the enemy.
Lt Beamish helps Dan fix himself up with a beard and an eye patch, so he can impersonate One Eye, a traitor for the Spaniard cause. Dan joins the Spanish crew in this guise, so he can sabotage their ship. Dickon stows away on board too.
The perceptive Spanish captain El Supremo, however, thinks that One Eye "reminds me of someone." But who?
Dickon is suspected of the sabotage and is readied to be thrown overboard, a ball and chain tied to him. But Dan's cutting of the mainsail convinces El Supremo that Dickon can't be the saboteur, and now suspicion is turned to 'One Eye.'
You feel nearly sorry for the noble but bamboozled El Supremo, as his chance at the Felicity seems to have blown away. But hope for him is renewed when Dan, alias One Eye is captured at last, He's to be given the thrown overboard treatment. And this time, his hands tied, he is actually thrown overboard. But the knots are not tight enough, and Dan wriggles free.
The repaired Sultana, under orders from Beamish, attacks El Supremo and "gives them a broadside they'll never forget." Luckily, Dickon has jumped into the sea as the powder magazine on the Spanish ship goes up in flames. Back on the Sultana, Dickon and Dan are safe and sound

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Dan Tempest and The Amazons
"I want the dock clean," orders the blustering Lt Beamish. He is talking about clearing all the rubbish in the streets, but maybe he also means Dan's men who are brawling over a woman. Dan's solution to the men's frustraion is blindingly simple, "More Women." He means, so they can do the cooking.
It so happens that the ship of French pirate captain Delacour, The Tigress, is running into New Providence. Is he to be trusted when he offers seven English women for sale for £2,000? Normally he'd sell his own grnadmother if he could. "It's a bargain," declares the eager Gaff to doubtful Beamish. The reason for Delacour's willingness to sell becomes evident, for the girls, lead by Abbie (Joan Sims) have displayed an unexpected spirit, and overcome the remaining crew on The Tigress. "The rats are abandoning ship," leaving the women to sail away, Dan in pursuit.
The ladies land on an island and start firing at Dan's men. Gaff attempts an ill-considered raid and is taken as hostage. However one of the girls, Mollie, takes a shine to him. He does to her too.
For once even the mighty Dan Tempest is flummoxed. But Abbie isn't, for she drives them "loco" with the smell of cooking, and worse, cuts Dan's ship loose.
Dan is man enough to see there is only one course open, a strategic surrender he calls it.
Together, Dan, Abbie and the rest sail for New Providence. Abbie demands that if they stay, they are treated well and that this port is maintained "clean and respectable." An aim to which Beamish heartily concurs. He likens their understanding to the Magna Carta!

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Articles of War
"They should be thankful they have fish," pronounces Lt Beamish pompously. But Dan's men are simply sick of such a repetitive diet. They "hate the sight of" yet more fish. Trouble is, the limited amount of meat left in the colony has to be fed to the sick, and the British sense of fair play ensures that sick Spanish prisoners of war receive rations of meat rather than them.
Gaff and Co dream up a scheme to set the prisoners free but the scheme is foiled and they receive a ticking off from Beamish. The unsympathetic Dan even adds, "it won't hurt us not to eat meat."
Under flag of truce Cpt Hernandez (Eric Pohlman) lands in Nassau to ask for the return of prisoner Count Pedro, first cousin of the Spanish queen. The alternative is that he will attack the next food ship which will be bringing fresh supplies of beef.
Gaff decides on another scheme. Armando dresses up as the Spanish count and announces himself on Hernandez's galleon. Soon the lads will be tasting red juicy meet again. But Hernandez sees through their subterfuge and Armando is put behind Spanish bars. If Dan tries any funny business, he will be thrown to the sharks!
"I'll teach those blanket-heads the meaning of discipline," Dan swears, when news of Gaff's miserable plot reaches him. But a swap of Count Pedro for Armando seems the only way forward.
However, Armando succeeds in breaking out of his imprisonment and as a parting gift, blows up the Spanish ship. All the Spaniards are captured. But that means yet more Spanish mouths to feed

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The Hand of The Hawk
Sid James makes a welcome appearance, and even sings Rio Grande in the Fountain of Youth. Chantey Jack he is, with plenty o' seafarin' tales. However at present he hasn't even "a bent farthing" so kind Dan Tempest buys him some soup. He is served by Costellaux, who bears an uncanny resemblance to his counterpart in modern day Lead Balloon (Michael, played by Tony Gardner).
Jack sings for his supper, a song which warns Beware iof the Hand of the Hawk. Enter Captain Flask (Anthony Dawson), and Chantey Jack scarpers, petrified. Not even time to finish his soup.
He is able to tell Dickon about a treasure map of Cat Island, just before he's done in. Dickon tries to tell Dan, but he's unaccountably too busy to listen, so the lad swims out to Flask's ship The Peacock, alone. Yes, he spots that Cpt Flask has a hawk tattooed on his hand. The Peacock is bound for Cat Island, Flask lands first, though he seems tormented by the singing of the late Chantey Jack. Dickon also swims ashore to find the captain digging in a cave. "I've been waiting years for this."
Dickon starts a-singing through the echoing cave. Flask panics afore he realises it's only a lad singing. He forces Dickon to carry the treasure chest, but more singing interrupts them. This time it sounds like Dan. Flask panics, randomly shooting, that inevitably causes the cave to cave in and he is buried.
The monotonous song is repeated once more back at The Fountain of Youth, Dickon singing this time. The nature of the treasure, standing proudly in the inn, is never revealed

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Marooned

Celebrating the king's birthday, Dan and his men fail to notice thieves helping themselves to provisions from the warehouse. That likeable villain Clip West (Bill Owen) is behind the raid.
Phineas Bunch (Willoughby Goddard- "I've wasted away a bit") is first to spot the theft and Dan and his crew are soon setting sail in pursuit. There's a battle royal, well a battle anyway, "prepare for full broadsides." Very quickly West's ship has sunk, "good shooting Tempest," cries the sporting West.
But though in irons, "Clip West isn't finished yet." He flatters the impressionable Bunch and promotes him to captain. Bunch releases the prisoners and Dan is marooned on a lonely island. "I'll get you for this, Bunch, and clap you in irons," Dan promises.
On the island, a raft is constructed, and Dan and his men paddle to Needle Island, West's hideout. By imitating fierce dogs, they hope to get the robbers to come into the open and fight, but in fact the thieves are arguing among themselves and are fighting each other.
Thus West, Bunch and the thieves are captured easily, and Dan puts them to work on his ship. "Three months," cries Dan eyeing the wretched Bunch, "and I'll have this man slim as a marlin spike!" Sad to relate, we don't see that happy day, but clearly Mr Willoughby Goddard was able to enjoy a laugh at himself

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Gentleman Jack and the Lady
A story improved by the presence of Hazel Court as a pirate with style.
A Spanish ship is sighted. Attack, cries Dan, but also after the prize is a rival French ship out of New Orleans, Captain Gentleman Jack in charge. The "two tough coconuts" exchange banter. "Coconuts have a tough shield," notes the wily Jack, "but if you crack 'em hard enough, they spill milk." But it is Dan who sneaks on board the Spanish galleon first, overpowers the crew and forces Jack to yield.
Perhaps Jack's crew are correct in murmuring that Jack is scared of the great Dan Tempest. Yet the truth is rather different, for Jack isn't really all he seems, he's a lady, Miss Anne Bonny. And she is laying her plans to snatch the Spanish ship herself.
Dan's crew are celebrating their victory at The Fountain of Youth. Our lady enters, all eyes on her. She makes eyes at Dan but issues the challenge, "your piracy is a violation of the alliance between England and France." She can charge Dan with piracy, the thing he has renounced- allegedly. But to avoid this she proposes settling the matter "like men"(!). By dice, in fact. She gets out her dice and rolls five sixes. Yes, loaded dice. But Dan knows that ruse.
So "the living mermaid" tries feminine wiles. Lt Beamish, he is putty in her hands. She doesn't have to do much for him to agree to this assignation with him. Then she tries her tears on Dan himself, and elicits a promise to meet in the moonlight after supper. So there are these two handsome men, all dressed in their finery, off to meet her, in a comedy scene, familiar, yet entertainingly done. But at the tryst, they meet only the other for Anne, alias Gentleman Jack, has sailed away with the Spanish galleon. The only comfort is, she hasn't got the cargo, which had been landed ashore.
She leaves behind two posies, one for Dan, one for Beamish, to round off the fun
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Mr Beamish and the Hangman's Noose
It had to come, poor Lt Beamish's "heart isn't in it," raising an eleven gun salute for his replacement, the new governor. Capt Mainwaring (Lewis Gedge) is the man, and he's nothing like his Dad's Army namesake, except he is "a strict disciplinarian."
Taking exception to the "ruffians," the ex-pirates, he arrests Beamish on a charge of piracy, for associating with these cutthroats. Court martial in London faces him, so Dan Tempest speaks up for him to this "popinjay." Against Dan's better judgement, his crew try to release Beamish, but they are spotted. In his ship's cabin, Dan is arrested, but Blackbeard's treasure map has been deliberately left to be found. Mainwaring grabs the bait, though he finds Dan has naughtily removed any way of identifying the location. "There isn't any hidden treasure," Beamish honestly tells the new governor. The grasping Mainwaring agrees to free his two prisoners, in return for the latitude and longitude of the treasure island. However it turns out no fair deal, as Beamish and Tempest are kept in their cell. Mainwaring sails off to dig up his fortune, leaving behind his partner in crime, Van Brugh, as temporary governor.
A warring Spanish ship changes everything. Dan and his crew are needed to repel the invaders, so the prisoners are freed. The Formidable, Admiral Bingham's vessel, helps in routing the enemy, but the admiral is far from pleased to find his new governor is away on Desert Island, treasure hunting. Thus Beamish is reinstated, and the "flimsy" charges instigated by Van Brugh dropped.
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Dead Man's Rock

Most interesting as this script which centres on Lt Beamish seems more suited to the original character of Woodes Rogers, even the way Beamish is dressed is akin to that of the ex-governor.

It starts with Beamish mysteriously burning secret orders he has received from the Admiralty.
Next he orders The Sultana be given a facelift. It's just unfortunate that a Spanish man o' war attacks New Providence with Dan Tempest's ship in dry dock. But rather oddly, a flag of truce is hoisted, just as things are looking grim. Captain Hernando Rodriguez (Richard Pasco) has one simple demand, one prisoner, namely Lt Beamish. "You flatter me," gasps Beamish, as Dan tries to hide a smile. If the acting governor does not give himself up, the town will be razed to the ground.
But why do they want Beamish? It seems related to the secret orders. Beamish can't see the town destroyed and perceives it his duty to submit, though Dan is more a fighting man, "we'll see 'em to the devil."
Beamish accordingly hands himself over quietly, though young Dickon tries to dissuade him, and is taken prisoner also. They are removed to an impregnable Cuban fortess. "No man has ever come out of these dungeons alive."
But Armando introduces Dan to an old man, "well over 100," who helped build this bastion. He knows a secret or two.
Down in the depths of the dungeons, Beamish is spouting Shakespeare to educate the young and ignorant lad. Then he is brought before Rodriguez to give up his knowledge of the secret orders. It is related to a British envoy who is coming to make an alliance with British alllies against the Spanish. Beamish must reveal all, or Dickon will suffer. Our gallant Beamish remains silent.
By climbing a creeper, Dan and Armando penetrate the stronghold- I'm unclear why they needed to consult the old man to find out this information. The guards are overcome, keys snatched and other prisoners released, including Dickon and Beamish. Before they escape, Beamish has to challenge Rodriguez to a duel, "well done, Mr Beamish." There was only ever going to be one winner

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Blood Will Tell
Gresham Isle could, according to solicitor Sir Gilbert Pym (Willoughby Goddard), fall into Spanish hands, for it has not been possible to trace the heir to the estate, Sir Percy.
Gaff had sailed with Peg Leg, who had abducted the young Percy, and according to him the lad fell into Davy Jones' locker. So who is this who claims to be Sir Percy? According to Dickon, the supercilious imposter is really Dogfish. This Percy and his servant Bellows are really in league with Van Brugh.
"Who's to say you're not Percy Gresham?" ponders Dan looking at young Dickon., and the scheme is born. But Beamish's conscience won't allow him to employ deception. But despite this, Dickon is trained into the aristocracy, learning the art of fencing, poetry reading, and even dancing, though sadly we don't see this.
Then both Sir Percies present themselves to Sir Gilbert. "I shall see Lord Percy, both of them, together," he decides in his wisdom. 'Tis an "embarrassment of riches," but wily Sir Gilbert has a trump card. Percy's old nanny, Nan Y Macao examines them both, neither is Percy she is fairly sure. But Sir Gilbert decides it is "a matter of honour," and that "blood will tell," and proposes a fight.
East Cove at daybreak is the time, though Bellows tries some dirty work, that is kidnapping Dickon. But dear old nanny is there to see justice done, and though she knows Dickon ain't Percy, she unties his knots and sees him to the fight.
So Dogfish v Dickon commences, the latter of course victor. "He made me," protests the feeble Dogfish. Thus Gresham Isle is safe with its new owner. However Dickon does the honest thing and hands the deeds over to the crown and the capable hands of Beamish
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Dangerous Cargo
The 'Cargo' is actually Lady Hilary, played by Sarah Lawson who does her best to charm but fails either to win over Cap'n Dan or the viewer, in this frustratingly annoying story with a muddled script in which the sets seem more stagey than ever.

"Steady as you go," cries Dan Tempest in thick studio mist. He's sailing to a secret rendezvous with His Majesty's man o' war Scarborough, Cpt Steele in charge.
Dan's orders, escort Lady Hilary to Barbados, for her honeymoon with the governor. Dan spurns her but changes his mind when Captain Mendoza draws alongside in his Spanish galleon The Bay of Cadiz. He demands Lady Hilary be handed over to him. Secretly (why I'm not sure), Dan abducts the maiden and gets her away from trouble in a small skiff. It seems she carries some important message about something or other.
Dan Tempest is charged with treachery, Lt Beamish takes charge of the Sultana to hunt down Dan. Alone with Lady Hilary, but no hint of romance, Dan is making for Five Keys, 'the dregs of the Caribbean.' Pirates all of 'em gather here, not the place to take any lady, so Hilary turns into a bosun's mate before the pair book into a disreputable inn. However Mendoza has tracked them down and Lady Hilary walks straight into his hands. Dan quickly rescues her from Mendoza's galleon. and delivers her safely into her husband's arms. In the nick of time, for he is just being denounced as "a contemptible swine," but now his hanging is cancelled and he receives his proper thanks
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The Return of Calico Jack

The Sultana is being loaded with goods for Charleston and thankfully "there's not a pirate in the Caribbean who will dare attack the Sultana."
Or maybe there is, for here sailing into port is Captain Jack Rackham, alias Calico Jack, "that means trouble," and in charge of the Sultana is only Gaff, for Captain Dan Tempest has gone on ahead, in other words, he's not in this story.
Blustering ashore, Calico helps himself at The Fountain of Youth, obnoxious as ever, Gaff tries to stop him and the pair come to blows. Lt Beamish intervenes to stop the rowdyism, and, in a typical Beamish blunder, it is Gaff who is locked up for "lawless and disorderly conduct," to Calico's obvious amusement.
With the connivance of the wicked Van Brugh, Calico takes possession of the Sultana. However fruit seller Mrs Wainwright is suspicious and her story sends Beamish to challenge Calico. Gaff has escaped his jail and the two of them thwart Calico's plot. So it is Calico who ends up in prison. Here endeth this strange little Shawless tale

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Ghost Ship
For three days the Sultana be becalmed at sea, me lads, Dickon and Armando are fishing when Dickon accidentally kills a diving bird. "Not an ordinary bird," warns Armando for it's an albatross. This is the cue for superstition to break out amongst the crew, though Dan Tempest castigates them severely for such nonsense. A potential crisis is thankfully averted when a breeze starts a-blowing.
As they sail onwards, they spot a Dutch ship "just drifting." Patroon is the name of the vessel, and Dan takes an armed party on board. "Something strange about all this," is there anyone on the ship? Seemingly not, the log book indicates the captain was the notorious Van Den Meer, a peg leg cutthroat.
Gaff and Dickon stay on board while Dan and the rest return to the Sultana to tow the Patroon into harbour. Strange sounds begin a-frightening Gaff, the sound of a peg leg a-walking on deck, then there is this groaning sound. Down in the hold, Dickon notices that the bilge hatch has been shifted. Bravely he descends down below, alone, "who's there?"
Gaff gets worried, now he is alone. Specially when the groans recommence. "D-a-a-a-n-n," he cries, scuttling back to the Sultana. "We'll never see that lad again," he sorrowfully admits to Dan. He could be right, for someone has cut the tow rope, and the Patroon has vanished.
Dan changes the Sultana's name and searches for the ghost ship. When he does, he sneaks on board and discovers a secret entrance to where the pirates are hidden. He plays the pirates at their own game, his groaning noises flushing them out. "It's Van Den Meer come back." Thus Dickon is rescued

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Conquistador
Two fishermen, including Juan, Armando's brother, are attacked by the Sultana, "s'impossible."
"Impossible," echoes Lt Beamish, when the news is reaches him. Dan Tempest has never returned to piracy! But even Beamish has to change his tune when the Sultana starts firing on New Providence. "I don't understand why Dan would do this," cries Beamish in despair.
But behind the attack is actually the Spaniard Don Estaban who has taken possession of Tempest's ship. Dan and his crew have been ignominiously locked in the ship's hold.
The traitorous van Brugh joins forces with Don Estaban and Beamish is sent "Dan Tempest's" demand for £10,000 if New Providence is to be spared. In response, the order goes forth that Tempest and his crew are traitors and must be shot on sight.
Dan tricks his way out of captivity and swims ashore. He hears the clamour amongst the people not to pay this ransom money, though van Brugh has persuaded the Council to agree. Beamish is reluctant to submit, but accepts the majority decision and takes on the job of taking the money to the Sultana.
Singlehandedly, Dan has now overcome the Spanish on his ship, released his crew, and together they reclaim their ship, Dan having a jolly good swordfight with Don Estaban.
It is now that Beamish boards the ship, his sole aim is to shoot the traitor Dan, if it is the last thing it does, which it surely will be. He is thwarted and has to see that Dan is no traitor, "I'm ashamed," he admits. But at least Beamish's honour is intact, for he never had any intention of paying any ransom

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Mother Doughty's Crew

Hooded intruders raid a merchant ship.
"They didn't steal very much," Dan points out, so what is their motive? Dan, whose crew might be under suspicion, vows to track these gentle pirates down.
"We're going to lie in wait," Dan tells his men. But Gaff is not going to help, he's smitten by Betsy Doughty (Anna Walmsley) and is joining the crew of Mother Doughty (Ena Burrill) on The Turtle Sloop. However he is rather surprised and shocked to find they are freebooters. "We never hurt anyone," explains Betsy.
Dan's patrol halts The Turtle Sloop, and he comes aboard to search, but Armando and Taffy discover nothing suspicious. They miss stolen jewels hidden in turtle shells.
Mother Doughty has set her eyes on The Stingray, a merchant ship, "a vessel you'd be proud to sail," she tells Gaff. Despite his misgivings, Gaff does some snooping on The Stingray, only to find it's a trap set to catch the pirates. Dan'll be waiting to pounce.
Even Mother Doughty realises there is something suspicious and plans "a little surprise." Her gang will storm The Stingray with guns a blazing and take over the command. Dan however has spotted Gaff through his telescope and Gaff has laid his own scheme, setting fire to The Turtle Sloop. "All your years of plunder have gone," Gaff tells the crew in moral tones, as they flee the burning vessel. He even renounces Betsy and is welcomed back with open arms by Dan and his men

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The Conquest of New Providence
After another dull song, homeward bound, Dan's crew espy Sam Bassett adrift in an open boat.
"We've lost New Providence," he gasps. The Spanish, lead by the wicked Don Estaban, have hoisted the Spanish flag there. "I am Master here now," he proclaims to the citizens. His reign of terror has centered on the lowly Maria, who is being forced to cook for him. She'll be given her freedom, if only she will reveal where Lt Beamish is hiding.
Dan has rowed ashore secretly and spreads the word that there's a meeting at noon at the Fountain of Youth. Maria lets Beamish know, he is hiding in the hills.
But Don Estaban is using Phelps the bootmaker as an informer and news of the meeting is relayed to the Spaniard. There's a mighty swordfight at the inn and though Dan escapes, Beamish and others are taken prisoner. Thompson the carpenter, who is being forced to make improvements to Don Estaban's new residence, is required to construct a gallows for Lt Beamish.
"Beamish won't hang, " declares Dan. He's right, of course. The condemned man is given his last meal, a dagger concealed therein. Hands tied, Beamish is then marched out to his fate. But that gallows is not built as well as it ought, instead of being hanged, Beamish is handed a lifeline as he drops to the ground. 'Tis a signal for Dan and his confederates to retake New Providence. Personally, Dan deals with Don Estaban, who loses the swordfight and has to beg for mercy.
At a celebratory banquet, Dan toasts Beamish. "Our conquest of New Providence is at an end," adds Beamish. With those fateful words, Beamish oddly disappears from the series, except for a brief appearance in Cutlass Wedding

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Hurricane
Here beginneth ye second batch of stories, with Dan Tempest and his crew enjoying adventures at sea.

It's a day off for Dan's crew, and boiling hot too, but the weather is changeable and there's no rest for the wicked. A hurricane blows up all of a sudden, so Dan orders his men to batten down the hatches. Then they gather the townsfolk in the inn, while Armando goes to see if his wife Maria and their baby are safe. Two fishermen are washed ashore and seek shelter in Armando's hut. One, a Spanish officer hands him two escudos for their help.
Next day, with calm restored, the damage must needs be repaired. But "tight fisted" Van Brugh refuses to loan any money for the work to go ahead. Armando tells Dan about the Spanish officer, who seems rolling in gold coins. It comes from a stranded Spanish galleon, the other shipwrecked sailor informs Dan. He is called Carlos, a Basque, and he promises to show Dan where their boat lies.
But of course a Spanish ship is wanting to recover their treasure. Dan and Armando swim ashore leaving Gaff in command of the Sultana to draw off the Spanish ship.
The grounded galleon is located but the enemy return and Dan blows up the vessel, causing it to sink.
The foolish Spaniards fall into Dan's simple booby trap, and after a fight have to surrender, while the locals go a-diving and haul up the sunken treasure. Dan shares it 50-50 with the natives

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Cutlass Wedding
It's a Red Letter Day, for Taffy is to be married. An excited Emily (Maureen Davis) prepares for the wedding, but it seems Taffy is much more unenthusiastic. It will be "like walking a condemned man to the scaffold."
Miss Abigail (Joan Sims) warns Lt Beamish against any "funny business." For it seems this wedding has been arranged to appease the womenfolk who have been shipped to New Providence. And when Taffy does a bunk, all the women threaten to leave. That must indeed be prevented, so who can be the bridegroom for Emily? Lt Beamish perhaps? Dan proposes the men draw straws and the lucky winner, or maybe he'd say he was the loser, is Sam Bassett.
Reluctantly Sam approaches her with flowers and sweets. But Abigail has been warned of this despicable scheme and the girls band together and give the men some rough stuff before rowing away into the sunset.
The "addle brained" females are pursued by Dan and his crew, and just as well with the wind freshening.
A stormy night gives way to a tired dawn, both boats having drifted helplessly in the darkness.
The girls land on an island, Dog Tooth Rock, where dwell a rough crew under their French leader (Paul Eddington). He promises to sail the girls to Jamaica, in return they pay their way by performing odd jobs. Yet treachery is afoot, for the gang are actually slave traders. It is indeed as well that Dan is on their track. A swordfight and the ladies are freed.
The smitten Sam Bassett proposes to Emily and this time the wedding happily proceeds. "That's the first marriage," observes Abigail to Dan. But who is she eyeing?
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The Aztec Treasure
Dan Tempest and his crew be at Port Royal. Armando gets into a pub brawl with the obnoxious Martin (Thomas G Duggan), who surprises Dan with the offer of sharing a treasure, 50-50. It's The Fiery Mirror, an Aztec treasure. Yes, Dan is certainly interested when he hears the Spaniards might also be after it. Not that we ever see anything of them! "I know where it is," Martin states.
On the next tide, they sail for the large island. Crocodiles, the jungle cats and Indians are the dangers that they will face. They crawl through studio bush after studio bush until the first setback, a toy jaguar is chucked on to Taffy. "Along came a jungle cat, and then there were four," quips the insensitive Martin. Though Taffy isn't dead, he is unable to trek through those bushes much further. After some crocs are shot, Taffy has to be taken back to the ship, assisted by Gaff. "One became a nursemaid and then there were three."
"You talk too much," is Dan's simple comment. But soon there are two, for Armando dare not pass the cross Aztec spears which bar the entrance to the cave where lies the treasure. There's the wheel of gold, "the fiery mirror!" "Let's get it out."
Aztecs not unreasonably take exception to this action and the thieves are captured and bound in chains. There's a quick trial and sentence of death is passed, execution at crack of dawn. But Dan and Martin break free of their chains. Dan has to prevent Martin killing the Aztec chief and the two prisoners fight each other! They fight until Martin is no more, serve him right.
Armando has braved the curse of passing the spears, and finds Dan nice and pally with the Aztecs. And so they leave the island in peace. The generous Dan has agreed to leave the treasure. He concludes with a rather trite piece of philosophy
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Prize of Andalusia
Off Florida, a castaway on his last legs. "I owe you my life." He's the first officer of The Daffodil. He splutters out the tale of how the Spanish ship The Isabella had attacked his ship, and stolen the cargo, gold belonging to England.
San Pedro is a neutral island, and it is here that Dan Tempest seeks for news of The Isabella. At the Golden Fleece, Dan strikes lucky, finding a sailor from this very ship. Seizing him by the throat, Dan demands to know where the ship is. He learns that the captain, Gomez, has taken the gold to the villa of the recently widowed Marquesa of Andalusia (nicely played by Jean Cadell). The old lady is returning to Spain with her husband's coffin, and has been persuaded, for a consideration, to transport the gold to King Philip. However she and her faithful steward Sebastian (Conrad Phillips) have eyes on keeping the treasure for themselves.
Shrewdly, she uses Dan to eliminate Captain Gomez's escort. With his eyes wide open, Dan approaches the villa that night to appropriate the gold back for England. Over the outer wall, he leaps, and snoops around. Gomez's men put up strong resistance, but to the Marquesa's pleasure, they are overpowered. She permits Dan to take the gold, "everything has gone as I planned."
Thus the gold is loaded on to Dan's ship, though just in time, the suspicious Dan rumbles her ruse. "The gold isn't in these chests!"
So Dan and Armando creep back to the villa to find the Marquesa on the point of leaving. She has hidden the gold in a coffin. Dan halts her and Sebastian has a swordfight with Dan. The winner gains the right to take the treasure, and that, of course, is Dan Tempest. As for the Marquesa, all she can do is return to Spain with her husband's body, but no gold
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Dan Tempest Holds An Auction

Dan is selling his cargo in Charleston. Governor Sir Charles Johnson offers him a price that's "daylight robbery" and Dan's not the only seller being swindled here. Paula Meadows (Jane Griffiths) and her brother Chris are tobacco growers, and are being also forced to sell for a pittance.
They are planning to take their harvest elsewhere to obtain a fair price, but Johnson's cronies are about to stop them when Dan Tempest stumbles on their plight. He saves them from a murderous attack, then they consult lawyer Fred Knox who arranges for local planters to attend a meeting at which Dan encourages them to stand up and be counted. "Johnson and his company are getting fat at your expense."
Dan tells them he is going to auction off his own cargo, and he invites them to enter their goods in the sale. It's going to be a slightly rigged affair, but then Johnson would otherwise be the only bidder. Knox is to bid, give Dan a promissory note for the goods won, which Dan will then transport to Boston, there to obtain a fair price. Dan will return with the cash won't he?- Of course he will, though some doubt it because of Dan's past shady reputation.
Johnson thwarts the scheme by getting his men to seize Knox, but of course Dan has anticipated this and he rescues the lawyer.
To the auction, and a fair price is obtained by all since Knox buys up everything, much to the governor's chagrin. Goods are laden on to Dan's ship. Johnson, though, has more dirty work afoot. Harbour regulations- port tax needs paying to half the value of the goods afore Dan can sail away. Oh, it's a new law he has just introduced. Lawyer Knox examines the document- ah it lacks one signature, so that leaves Johnson only with brute force. Dan's crew rally round to protect their cargo, while Dan easily settles his account with the rotten governor. Now Johnson is a broken reed.
"Goodbye Dan, and thank you"

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The Spy Aboard

'Tis on Abaco Island that Captain Dan Tempest is burying his hard earned gold for safe keeping. But not so safe, for Captain 'Peg Leg' Flynn (Richard Johnson) has spotted the deed and relieves Dan and his crew of the treasure. Despite apparently shooting Peg Leg, the pirate captain limps purposefully away, surely he must be "pistol proof," well that's the legend that precedes him.
Dan of course will retrieve his gold, but his most urgent job is to root out the spy on his ship who must have informed Peg Leg of the valuable treasure.
It seems easy to guess who- one of his new crew members- there's surly Sam, then there's Raikes (Jack Hedley), or is it Cookie? To ascertain the spy's identity, Taffy is volunteered to act as a spy in Peg Leg's crew.
So in the port, Taffy inquires after Peg Leg, and gets knocked out for his trouble, and bundled into a sack.
Face to face with Captain Flynn. Peg Leg reveals he had sold his soul to the devil. He don't look too happy either.
Shipmate or sharkbait- that's Taffy fate as Peg Leg awaits the report back from Dan's ship about Taffy's credentials.
Dan is able to spot his spy, and follows the trail of pigeons being used to despatch messages. It's a swordfight between Dan and his crew on one side, versus Peg Leg and his quartermaster, The Gorilla. A fight to the finish, "I'm going to destroy your lying reputation," cries Dan. You know which side wins.
After exposing Flynn as the con merchant he is, Dan helps himself to his gold. Peg Leg's reputation in shatters, his crew desert

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Flip and Jenny

A feast in the Windward Islands, but who is stealing their roast ducks? A hook appears to remove more provender. Two stowaways! Brother and sister Flip and Jenny (Jane Asher) Purdy. They want to be pirates like Dan.
The sorry tale is told, Lord Hinch had put their dad in prison, he's an indentured servant to his lordship, and the reason- dad wants his children to be taught to read and write. "The skunk" Hinch disapproves of such lofty ambition.
So it's up to Dan to get Purdy out of jail. The guard outside his cell is easily overpowered. Inside they hear the snooty Hinch (Robert Hardy) dispute with his prisoner, "will learning to read help them pick tobacco?" Hinch leaves him giving Dan the chance to release him. But Purdy won't go! Danny knocks him out and carries him off.
Lying in wait are Hinch's cronies. There's a fight, the children helping with peashooters. Dan relieves Hinch of his sword. That gets Hinch's dander up, and he offers £500 reward for Dan, dead or alive.
On board The Sultana, Purdy is demanding to be returned to jail to fight for his rights. Dan agrees, with a little idea of his own.
It's quite a shock to Hinch, to find himself surrounded by Dan's crew. At knifepoint, a ransom is demanded. But who is this? It's Purdy to the rescue (nothing to do with The New Avengers!)- Dan is being "unkind to his Lordship," and "the tables do turn," as Dan and his men are incarcerated by the smiling lord. As for Purdy's reward, that takes the form of releasing him from his indenture, a 100 acres of land, and the promsie to construct a schoolhouse.
It all sounds rather too good to be true, especially as the legal documents that Purdy signs to ratify the agreement cannot be read by the illiterate Purdy.
Part two of Dan's plan is simple and predictable. A simple jailbreak and Dan bids a hearty farefell to Flip, Jenny and their dad. It seems that Lord Hinch is a man of honour after all and that the Purdy's future is secure

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Indian Fighters

On board the Sultana is a hero, Indian fighter 'Understandable' Perkins (Ronan O'Casey), who has been given passage home to Charleston.
But when Dan Tempest mentions the man's name there, he is promptly arrested, correction, he resists arrest and has to be forcibly dragged off to jail. It seems he's been mistaken for the smooth talking Perkins. Governor Charles Johnson has incarcerated him, as Perkins, for not paying his rent.
Perkins has returned to his cabin, only to find it has been burned down. When he hears of Dan's arrest, he hands himself in, and ends up in the magistrates court. That's understandable. Dan listens to the charges of his non payment of rent. Perkins' complaint is that the Governor had unreasonably increased this rent fourfold. Guilty.
Dan's novel scheme is to knock out the magistrate, don his wig and robe, and summons Perkins into his presence. The pair of 'em knock out the guards and make their escape.
Young Paula (first seen in Dan Tempest Holds An Auction) calls the other Indian fighters to a meetin' at sundown outside Perkins' old cabin. Perkin's lives up to his name and seems to 'understand' both side's arguments. So here's the plan. Dan and his crew pose as Sultana Indians in authentic costumes. Governor Johnson is wining and dining Paula when news comes that his hunting lodge is on fire. Off he dashes, but his militia have been persuaded not to help.
Those Sultana Indians, with Paula's assistance, slip into the Governor's castle, Johnson Hall, and with no militia, the Governor appeals to the Indian fighters to side with him. They agree and stage a mock fight with the Sultana Indians.
Back at Perkins' farm everythin' is fine 'n' dandy. The rents have been cut, Perkins a free man. But Dan, well he's too busy a-kissin' Paula. That's understandable

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Mistress Higgins' Treasure
Near Virginia, Dan Tempest is landing a cargo for implements for local farmers. They cannot afford to buy them in town because of the exorbitant taxes (ever heard that story before?!), so kind Dan is smuggling some ashore for them. But before they can land, a black hooded figure steals on board, friend or foe? "It's a woman!" Susannah Higgins (Adrienne Corri), schoolmistress, asks "Man of Action" Dan Tempest to go in search of a pirate treasure she knows all about. "I've seen it," she tells Dan earnestly.
But Dan has had that one before, and can see the woman's head is full of romantic stories. Thinking she might be a spy of the Crown, he locks her safely in his cabin while he delivers the implements. But on land there's bad news. The farmers cannot buy the tools as they are all broke, ever since their goods, bound for England on a Crown ship, had been looted by pirates. So Dan returns to the Sultana only to find that the gullible Gaff has been smooth talked by Mistress Higgins and gone off in search of the treasure. But where?
Posing as a learned schoolmaster, Dan takes lessons at the school and though the children soon spot who he really is, they do tell him what he wants to know, that Pelican Island is Treasure Island.
By the time Dan reaches there, Gaff and his lady guide have been taken prisoner by Mingo, a Crown agent, guarding the treasure. Dan steps in to the rescue, and disarms Mingo in a swordfight, Mistress Higgins saving Gaff's bacon for good measure.
There's the hidden farmers' cargo, no great pirate treasure, still the whole adventure was a lot of fun, except maybe for Gaff who is now being pursued into the distance by the amorous teacher...

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To the Rescue
In Savannah, Paula's Uncle Louis is being swindled by his employers, a tobacco trading company. They are forcing him to sell his bumper crop for a pittance, so Dan agrees to remove it from the company's warehouse and take it to Boston, there to obtain a fair price. "If you fail," Louis points out, "I'm ruined for life." Regrettably the pirates aren't too quiet about stealing the tobacco and there's a skirmish resulting in Louis Brion being fined £200 and his crop confiscated. However Major Percy (Ewan Solon) shows some clemency by offering an amnesty if Louis will reveal who the thieves were- they all got away. Louis declines.
John Barker, captain of that pest of ships The Phillippa, is selected by Percy to transport the tobacco to England. But no crew wish to serve on the scurvy vessel. So Gaff, Taffy and Armando are inveigled on board, and locked in the hold. One hour in arrears, The Sultana follows The Phillippa with its reluctant crew. They get their own back by drilling some holes in their prison ship, "we're leaking cap'n, from stem to stern."
Their distress signal draws The Sultana to their rescue. A la Errol Flynn, Dan swings aboard the sinking Phillippa, and transfers the cargo to his ship. By the rules of the sea, it now belongs to Dan. However Captain Barker and some of his other conscripts have their own ideas. "Get your hands up." Swiftly Armando disarms Barker and there's quite a punch-up on deck before` Barker and his crew are summarily chucked overboard.
To Major Percy, Dan explains the legal points, and asks £12,000 for his tobacco, the sort of price it could fetch in Boston. As they don't shake hands on such a deal, Dan sets sail for Boston. Louis thanks Dan who takes Paula back with him to Charleston
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36 The Decoy
The Sultana is carrying a cargo of skins, bound for Charleston. From his pirate isle, The Terrible Turk (Marne Maitland) is on the watch for possible plunder.
Fleeing from him is a "lost lady," one Rebecca Bradbury (Virginia Maskell) whom Dan finds drifting in an open dinghy at sea. Once safe on the Sultana, she begs Dan to help rescue her husband George who had been kidnapped with her. Dan however is suspicious of her story, indeed he goes so far as to tell her he thinks it "rubbish."
Yet she is made of stern stuff, for though locked in Dan's cabin, she draws a gun on poor Gaff and Dan finally has to concede he was mistaken when he learns of her story. She and her husband had been travelling to Governor Johnson in Charleston to redeem their mortgage he holds on their plantation. Their failure to repay him will mean they forfeit the land to him. Dan suspects The Turk has been employed by the crooked governor to delay that payment.
So though the odds are against them, Dan sets sail for The Turk's isle. In fact he lands on the neighbouring Half Moon Island and gets Rebecca to light a fire to draw some of the Turk's forces there. There's a full scale fight after which the victor, Dan and his men of course, sail to the Turk's isle for another fight after which The Turk of course, has to beat an ignominious retreat.
Thus George is rescued and taken by Dan to redeem his mortgage from the surprised governor

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Instrument of War
Prisoners' Island off the Carolina Coast.
Dan runs ashore to pick up his cargo, a live cargo, one highland chief named David MacGregor. He's one of many on the island banished here from native Scotland for resisting the enclosures, and though they have served their sentences, their overseer Marsh (Alfred Burke) refuses to let them leave. Apparently they haven't the get and go to just go.
Bagpipes have been banned as an instrument of war (I'm not making any of this up), and when David's dad sounds said instrument to divert attention from David's departure, he is imprisoned. His plan doesn't work either, since David is spotted and locked up too.
Dan persuades his reluctant crew to rescue the prisoners, if only he could find uot where they are being held. To do so, Dan "gets himself arrested" by posing as David, hiding out with his sweetheart Sheila. Marsh's men catch him there, as per plan. Armando is to follow to the place where Dan is taken, to arrange a rescue, but he stupidly trips and is accidentally knocked out.
So there is no help for Dan, who is locked up with David, and both are due to be hanged on the morrow. With the gallows nearing completion, desperate Dan does something you feel the prisoners could have done before, that is do something. He gets David to make some makeshift bagpipes out of wineskin and a bamboo stick. The skirl draws the Scots with their dirks, though to be honest they are not needed at first, because Dan and David break out of their prison anyway. With the ad hoc bagpipes making an impressive summoning call, the highlanders clash with an almighty power on their captors, there's an easy victory, then Dan can set sail for Port Royal with David, to plead for justice for those left on Prisoners' Island
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Pirate Honour
Making for Georgetown, Dan solemnly warns his crew to be on their best behaviour as dangerous Major Langley (Brian Oulton) is "at the helm" at this port.
Yet Dan follows not his own sage advice, when he and Dickon rescue a young lad accused of theft. After the obligatory punch-up, they get him away and the boy and his mother join Dan on board The Sultana. He is called Edwin, and his late father Captain Drewitt had been an old friend of Dan's. Langley is after Edwin to get him to divulge the whereabouts of a treasure. At that word, Dan's ears prick up. Mrs Drewitt explains she had been sent a letter from her husband, stating he had buried his valuable cargo on Folly's Island, "in the earth, under the hand."
Edwin, his mum and Dickon return ashore and are promptly arrested, but at least that gives Dan a clear run to Folly Island. Langley tries bribery to get Edwin to reveal where the treasure is buried, but when that fails he threatens to flog his mother. Reluctantly Edwin tells all. "Send for Black Bart," cries the triumphant Langley. Now Bart was the pirate who had Cpt Drewitt put to death, he's a notorious character, Armando says he once made him walk the plank.
On Folly Island, an old hand made of ivory is found. Digging uncovers the chest, but Black Bart (Alex Scott) is on hand to claim it, "the treasure please." With Dickon, Edwin has broken out of jail and dashed to the island. Too late to save Dan who is now tied up on board his own ship. Dan is forced to walk the plank, but a nice trick, there appeareth Armando, whom Bart believes dead.a-swimming in the ocean. "You're dead!" And suddenly it's Bart who is falling off that plank, too late realising it is no ghost. A quick fight with Bart's men and they are all tied up.
The adventure concludes when Dan hands Mrs Drewitt the treasure and they all set sail for Boston
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Printer's Devil

This final story is improved by Miles Malleson who adds a little fun in his role as Josiah Parkerhouse, printer and philosopher, currently under arrest for his diatribe against the corrupt governor of New York.
"The truth cannot be jailed," he tells Dan Tempest, who becomes a philanthropist himself and rescues Josiah and hides him on board The Sultana along with his printing press. The plan is to drop him off at Cape May where the governor Sir Joseph James (Noel Coleman) is equally in need of Parkerhouse's exposure as "an unscrupulous dandy."
The cunning governor gets wind of Dan's arrival and sends his lackey Sharp (Maxwell Shaw) to search the vessel. But Parkerhouse is disguised as a sailor and the press hidden. Nothing discovered, the angry governor orders the ship to be impounded, Sharp being left in nominal charge. But Dan's men annoy him with their drunken singing, though this is done only to hide the noise of the press being concealed in a specially built cabin. Inside here, Parkerhouse prints some broadsheets exposing the rascally Sir Joseph's liaison with Blackbeard the pirate. Dan smuggles the leaflets ashore, taking them to an ally, Mrs Miles, a baker. As she wraps her loaves and buns in the printed attack on the governor, Dan rides round the countryside distributing them to all and sundry. (If you think this is really Robert Shaw on horseback, a close look on a freeze frame will disabuse you.)
"We must stop this scurrilous attack," cries Sir Joseph, who proceeds to try and arrest Mrs Miles. Dan is on hand with a cutlass borrowed from the good lady, as the governor attacks him with his sword. Youi know how it must end.
So Sir Joseph is rightfully stripped of his office and the story and series sadly concludes with Dan returning the cutlass to the goodly Mrs Miles. He doesn't even kiss her

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IVANHOE (1957)
Thankfully most of the 39 stories have survived, and have been sold on the internet. They are:


1 Freeing The Serfs
2 The Gentle Giant
3 Slave Traders
4 The German Knight
5 Rinaldo
6 The Whipping Boy
7 The Witness
9 Wedding Cake
10 Lyman The Pieman
11 Face To Face
12 Black Boar
13 Freelance
14 The Masked Bandits
15 The Weavers
16 The Masons
17 Arms And The Woman
18 The Circus
19 The Escape
20 Murder At The Inn
21 Prisoner in the Tower
22 The Cattle Killers
23 By Hook Or By Crook
24 Treasure From Cathay
25 Brothers In Arms
26 The Double-Edged Sword
27 The Kidnapping
28 Widow Of Woodcote
29 The Princess
30 The Gentle Jester
31 Counterfeit
32 Search For Gold
33 The Devil's Dungeon
34 Three Days to Worcester
35 The Night Raiders
36 The Raven
38 The Swindler


You can see why Hollywood wanted Roger Moore. Spot embryonic elements of his most famous creation, The Saint, in Ivanhoe! "We've tried to make it authentic throughout," said Roger Moore in an interview. "Our master-at-arms and swordsman, Peter Diamond, has some 40-50 swords, 12 crossbows, and 50-60 lances. We have bought five horses and have had the use of 30 more." In one fight Moore was knocked unconscious with the head with a battleaxe, and at first his realistic acting was highly praised, until the truth dawned! "I wish he'd have a double for dangerous scenes," argued producer Bernard Coote, "but he refuses and does everything himself."

The executive producer was Peter Rogers. The series made by Sydney Box Productions at Beaconsfield Studios and at AB Studios Elstree. A pilot was made in colour, according to Roger Moore's autobiography, but although the title sequences look as though they were once in colour, the main series was b/w.

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WILLIAM TELL
The series started on British tv around August 1958 though production of the stories only finally finished in late January 1959. The mountain scenes were filmed in Snowdonia. The programme did exceptionally well in America and after three weeks in New York was top of the children's tv ratings, so naturally a second series was planned though sadly it was never made. Wrote Margaret Cowan in March 1959- "it will be a safe bet to say that they will now do a second series." In fact, all that happened was the props got used in a feature length film.
Sir Robert Fraser, ITA Chairman, sent the executive producer Ralph Smart a "congratulatory letter." Pity the Americans didn't do likewise. Smart stated in a Jan 1959 interview: "when we used to offer parts to the bigger names, we always got refusals. Now that they see the successes of these scripts, and if the parts are good, they accept."
In an early episode Conrad Phillips crocked his leg on location. Another accident occured when his right shoulder was injured in a swordfight. And in one scene "he almost got hanged" and received a "slight scar" round his neck to prove it. All genuine, as he had medical certificates to prove. Jennifer Jayne described her role as William Tell's wife as "the most action packed of her career." More worryingly, Ralph Smart told TV Times (17 Aug 58 edition) that she had nearly broken her neck "a few times." Apparently in the first few episodes she wore a long peasant costume which would cause her to trip up. The problem was solved when she was given "more boyish costumes."
Trivia Question: Who played the splendidly rounded character of Gessler?
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The whole series was repeated on Bravo TV in the 1990's and is available on the Network dvd from various internet sellers-

1 THE EMPEROR'S HAT
2 THE ASSASSINS
3 THE HOSTAGES
4 LANDSLIDE
5 THE BOY SLAVES
6 THE BARONESS
7 THE SECRET DEATH
8 VOICE IN THE NIGHT
9 THE GAUNTLET OF ST. GERHARDT
10 THE CUCKOO
11 THE ELIXIR
12 THE MAGIC POWDER
13 THE PRISONER
14 THE RAID
15 THE LOST LETTER
16 GESSLER'S DAUGHTER
17 MANHUNT
18 THE BANDIT
19 UNDERCOVER
20 THE BEAR
21 THE SUSPECT
22 THE GOLDEN WHEEL
23 THE BRIDE
24 THE AVENGER
25 THE YOUNG WIDOW
26 THE SHREW
27 THE TRAP
28 THE KILLER
29 THE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE
30 THE SURGEON
31 THE ENSIGN
32 THE UNWELCOME STRANGER
33 THE BLACK BROTHERS
34 THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER
35 SECRET WEAPON
36 THE TRAITOR
37 CASTLE OF FEAR
38 THE SPIDER
39 THE MASTER SPY
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THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO

Made in 1956, the series starred George Dolenz.
Nick Cravat played the mute Jacopo. Other semi-regulars included Henry Cordon as Carlo (US stories 5 to 12) and Robert Cawdron as Rico (UK stories).

This was the first of several series to have episodes made in both America and England.
Who produced the series? He later went on to produce another US/English co-production, Charlie Chan.
Answer

I have placed the American made stories in the most likely sequence. No.1 was a pilot, this and stories 2 and 3 included the Count's servant Mario who disappears after this. Stories 4 and 6 to 12 all have Carlo, who is introduced in the first of these, and is clearly shown to leave the series in story 12. The imaginary years stated at the start of most stories range from 1834 (stories 1 and 6) to 1835 (stories 3,4, 5, 7 to 10) with story 11 dated 1837.


These first in the series
were all made in HOLLYWOOD:

1 THE THREE NAPOLEONS
2 THE PEN AND THE SWORD
3 THE DE BERRY AFFAIR
4 THE SARDINIA AFFAIR
5 THE BLACK DEATH
6 FIRST TRAIN TO PARIS
7 VICTOR HUGO
8 RETURN TO CHATEAU D'IF
9 THE GOLDEN BLADE
10 THE DUEL
11 ANDORRA
12 AFFAIR OF HONOR

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13 A TOY FOR THE INFANTA
14 MARSEILLES with Conrad Philips
15 THE LUXEMBOURG AFFAIR with Lloyd Lamble
16 THE TEXAS AFFAIR with Henry Oscar
17 THE MAZZINI AFFAIR with Michael Aldridge, Andrew Faulds
18 THE CARBONARI with William Franklyn
19 THE DEVIL'S EMISSARY with Jan Holden
20 BORDEAUX with Betty McDowell, Alan Wheatley
21 FLIGHT TO CALAIS with Hugh Williams, Adrienne Corri
22 NAPLES with Maurice Kaufmann
23 ALBANIA with Ralph Michael
24 THE ART OF TERROR with Andrew Faulds, Elvi Hale
25 THE EXPERIMENT with Diana Fairfax, Conrad Phillips

26 MECKLENBURG with Anthony Newlands
27 THE PORTUGUESE with Patrick Troughton
28 LICHTENBURG with Allan Cuthbertson
29 BURGUNDY with William Franklyn, Walter Gotell
30 MAJORCA with Ian Bannen
31 SICILY with Alexander Gauge, Eddie Byrne
32 A MATTER OF JUSTICE with Ronald Adam, Alan Wheatley
33 POINT COUNTER POINT with Betty McDowell, John Loder
34 THE TALLEYRAND AFFAIR with Finlay
35 THE ISLAND with Patricia Laffan, Robert Brown
36 ATHENS with Elwyn Brook-Jones
37 THE BAREFOOT EMPRESS with Jane Griffiths, Robert Brown
38 MONACO with Patricia Laffan, Adrienne
39 THE GRECIAN GIFT with Conrad Phillips, Douglas Wilmer

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1 The Affair of the Three Napoleons - (US pilot episode)

"In the year 1834, rumblings of rebellion threatened the throne of France. It was a time of intrigue, conspiracy and secret rendezvous."

Our first sight of the Count is at his desk leisurely sipping wine.
He has a visitor, Mlle Renee Morelle (Faith Domergue) who makes an appeal to the man "battling injustice wherever he might find it." (Sounds rather like The Four Just Men introduction!) Her father has been done in, the only clue, a snuff box with 3 gold coins.
The Count solves the murder, incidentally foiling a plot on the king by the scheming Villefort

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2 The Pen and The Sword

The scenery looks like the wild west, but apparently we are in France, where Veritas, a mysterious masked figure, is delivering leaflets denouncing army general Jean Beauclair. "He certainly has a facility for stirring up excitement." In fact the allegations cause the general to shoot himself.
The next target for Veritas is Justice Minister Bonjean, who deserves all he gets, for he has squandered the people's taxes in gambling. The worried minister, as worried as any modern day politician, declares, "we must find Veritas."
12 Rue de Charbonne is where the pamphlets are printed, so soldiers break in there to arrest Dubois, a bookseller, though his daughter Charmaine manages to get away in time, straight into the safe arms of Monte Cristo. But she at first sees him as yet another aristo and doesn't trust him. But he gains her confidence by promising to rescue Dubois, if he can find where he is being held prisoner.
Bonjean himself will give the information! He's gambling as usual, and Monte Cristo takes him on, a million francs is the stake. Bonjean is soon down, "I lost everything."
But Bonjean's army officer Debrec has persuaded Charmaine to reveal the identity of Veritas, it's the Count. "I order his immediate arrest," cries Bonjean in triumph.
But face to face with Monte Cristo he is not so brave. The pamphlet denouncing him seizes him with anger and he rips it up.
Take me to Dubois, demands Monte Cristo, and admit you have stolen two million francs of the people's money, in return the leaflet will be suppressed. After a swordfight Monte Cristo is locked in prison, but at least he's found Dubois, for he is sharing a cell with him. He proves the pen is mightier than the sword, well sort of, after another swordfight, when the pen is handed to the defeated Bonjean, to sign his ignominious confession

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10 Andorra

1837. In his palace, Charles the widowed Duke of Andorra is shot dead by his brother Victor's accomplice Louis. Gerard, the heir and his sister eleven year old Renee are hastily taken from their castle home by the faithful Porello, who is murdered for his trouble.
But before his death, Charles had asked The Count of Monte Cristo for help, and our hero soon sees through the conniving Victor and his apology of a story that the two children had died of a sudden illness.
MC finds where the children are hiding, and takes them over the border and into Spain right under the eyes of the watchful Louis. They have joined a company of gypsy mummers.
The two children as well as Edmund dress as gypsies, and borrow a gypsy caravan to return back to Andorra. But Victor has learnt of their plan and before they can leave Spain, there's the traditional swordfight, "stop the gypsies." Carlo keeps the children safe while MC gives Victor what he throoughly deserves, and the children enjoy the sight of Victor being taken away by the Spanish police, "you're safe now, children"

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19 The Devil's Emissary (filmed in Britain) -

"Soon I shall have my revenge!" declares Sgr Diabolo (John Sherman).
With his henchman they terrorise a remote French valley. A failure to obey him, will mean it's the worse for Marie (Jan Holden), whom he holds prisoner under the spell of his mesmerism. Posing as Sgr Lucifer, our hero,
The Count, deliberately walks into a trap in order to trick Diabolo into a confession of his wickedness

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LONG JOHN SILVER with Robert Newton
This 1955 Australian made series, in colour, gave Robert Newton the opportunity to continue his celebrated role as RL Stevenson's hero. Whilst many of the stories are predictably mundane, a few have genuine quality.
I specially like #3 The Orphan's Christmas which is a good old fashioned seasonal tale.
#4 Execution Dock is a semi-masterpiece all on its own.
#7 The Tale of a Tooth has Newton at his comic best suffering toothache.

Some of the series was shown this decade numerous times on the satellite channel 'Life'.

2 Pieces Of Eight
3 The Orphan's Christmas
4 Execution Dock
5 The Eviction
6 The Pink Pearl
7
The Tale of a Tooth
8 Ship O’ The Dead
9 Sword of Vengeance
10 Turnabout
11 Miss Purity's Birthday
12 Dead Reckoning
13 Devil's Stew
19 Dragon Slayer

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2 Pieces Of Eight - LJ is a "landlocked beggar" as he owes taxes. Robbing some gold from the Spaniards seems a good idea, but there's treachery afoot during an epic jungle trek

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3 The Orphan's Christmas - Almost Dickensian in flavour, this is the sad tale of some waifs who are not allowed to celebrate Christmas at their orphanage run by "old bag" Miss Willoughby. But after bedtime the kids are smuggled out to a surprise party whilst LJ learns why Miss W is a modern day Scrooge. Predictable ending, but for all that, a heartwarming treasure

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4 Execution Dock - LJ has "landbound fever" and, says the doc, he "might drop dead". Bad news: he's not allowed any grog! Worse, he's taken away for trial. Worse still, his crew seem to be the prosecution. Even worse, he's found guilty and taken away for execution. And it's his 'friends' who've condemned him! As the chopper falls, he cries "Little Jimmy, he ain't even cryin". Surreal, hardly children's fare, but curious. Was the writer under the influence of Samuel Beckett? Or anyway, under the influence....

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5 The Eviction - Good tale of a fop, Lord Ellington, who gets Miss Purity's tavern closed down (not pure enough!). Naturally she's upset, until LJ opens his big mouth and invites her aboard The Faithful, "only temporary like." To the ship she adds her "touch of home", and soon, says LJ, the crew will be knitting doileys. But he redeems the situation by exposing a Spanish plot led by the foppish Lord. The gov offers him a reward. Money? "There be more important things to a man, " replies LJ, "than the jingle of gold." All ends happily for him, as the tavern is reopened. It's not recorded if Miss P is quite so pleased.

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6 The Pink Pearl -An Englishman commissions LJ's ship to sail to the island where his brother has settled. He's establishing a pearl trading post. But on arrival, the island chief declares he knows nothing of the man. Suspicious he certainly may be, a kind of Boris Karloff lookalike

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The Tale of a Tooth
Script: Martin Rackin and Kay Keavney.

Old Angus MacAllister (Lou Vernon) is a miserly dentist, to whom LJ brings Jim lad who is "in sore pain." However Angus is bound hame for Scotland and Jim runs off scared. "I'm not a coward," he insists, and to prove it, following the dentist's advice, Jim allows LJ to attach string to a door which he slams shut, thus removing the offending tooth.
As a reward, Jim be allowed to sail with Long John and far out to sea the inevitable happens as LJ starts a groanin' and with his temper deteriorating shouts at his crew, it's the toothache.
A diversion is a shipwrecked sailor, from off the Bonnie Mary, which had been sunk by Spaniards. Angus the dentist and one Mr Ross had been taken prisoner by the Spanish.
That night LJ just cannot sleep and Jim lad kindly asks what is wrong. "The hammerin's beatin' so hard," cries LJ, "I can feel the pain in the toes in the leg I ain't got!"
"That's all that's wrong with you?" says Jim, "it's just a toothache." Clearly LJ is more of a coward than Jim! There's but one thing to do, and the crew do it, issue an ultimatum. "We be goin' to draw that tooth."
That gives LJ a bright idea. He'll rescue Angus. So that dark night LJ and his men creep up to the Spanish fort, overcome the guards and force their way into Angus' cell. The old man's rather stubborn, at first refusing to be rescued by such a villain, but Ross persuades him and the escape is on.
Now for Angus to give his reward. But it's a matter of professional pride. "Ma fee is half a crown." As LJ refuses to stump up, Angus paints LJ a nasty picture of what will happen as "rot sets in." Angus is to walk the plank for his refusal, but Jim convinces LJ to relent and, for half a crown, bravely LJ's tooth is extracted.
Two miles from shore, LJ threatens to tip Angus off his ship. He demands half a crown to dissuade him. Honours are even.
A nice piece of fun

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8 Ship O’ The Dead - Jim lad finds a ship full o' dead men, but will anyone believe him? Not when that ship, the Rachel, later sails into port with its full crew. The lad is right however as pirates have taken over the vessel to steal its cargo of gold. Jim finishes up a hero in the style of LJ himself as single handedly he captures the Rachel.

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9 Sword of Vengeance - Perhaps the script writer had been watching too many Errol Flynn movies, as he wrote a mighty long sword fight into such a short story. LJ rescues an Irishman he finds dying on a ghost ship, who swears vengeance on his enemy, the ugly de Vegas, who's forcing his beloved into marriage. Complicated? Yes, but fun

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10 Turnabout
Script: Martin Rackin. Director: Lee Scholem.

Jim lad be a-writin' the ship's log, as dictated by LJ. They're near the end of a successful and "honest" voyage when a French ship The Richelieu runs them down and "One big pain in ze neck" Captain Francois de Villion takes over The Faithful. He's not in the best of tempers since he slips on a banana skin on boarding LJ's vessel.
But LJ seems to take it all remarkably philosophically, "c'est la guerre." Lt Leon (David Nettheim) is appointed new captain, LJ reduced to cook with Jim lad as galley boy. The rest of LJ's crew are in irons.
Leon is something of a gourmet and appreciates the fare LJ serves him, "you indeed are a master chef." So pleased is he, that he even invites LJ to dine alongside him.
Of course it's the lull before the storm. Indeed a storm is brewin' as LJ takes a knife to Leon's throat. Jim lad ties him up to the mast, a large helping of plum duff in his face to keep him quiet. Then Jim frees the crew who in turn surprise their French counterparts. Roles reversed, the French are clapped in irons.
Now it is LJ dining on Leon's French cuisine, crepe suzette etc etc, Leon's culinary expertise so exceptional he is honoured with an invitation to dine with LJ.
They have reached port and governor Sir Henry Strong sentences the enemy to be hanged. But LJ cannot see this happen and he offers to take Leon on The Faithful to safe haven in Martinique.
The surprised Frenchman naturally agrees and at The Cask and Anchor he dons the disguise of a maid.
Governor Strong is not amused to find his prisoner has escaped. He searches LJ's inn, only finding a certain Miss Leone, allegedly LJ's niece. One soldier even offers to date her, so attractive does she seem.
So all is well, and the two cooks prepare a slap up meal, there is however a certain lack of trust twixt the pair of them. LJ is cooked a flambe which mysteriously explodes. However he isn't that bothered, for he had doctored Leon's plum duff

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11 Miss Purity's Birthday- March 16th is the date, but in an unusually wistful story, who is there to remember Purity's birthday? Yet "what better way to celebrate" than visit the poor and sick

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12 Dead Reckoning - To avoid being forcibly returned to England, Jim lad has to be sent abroad to boarding school but he's caned so often for the misdemeanours of a posh twerp he runs away. Will he be able to set a course for home by dead reckoning that Long John has taught him?

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13 Devil's Stew - LJ's gambling debts force him to follow the example of reformed pirate Dixon into "honest tradin'." His cargo - pigs and goats! Fortunately he's ready in case Dixon betrays any dishonest treachery

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19 Dragon Slayer- LJ and Miss Purity have fallen out, so cue Cap'n Redbeard who hatches a plot to enable LJ to come like a "knight in shining armour" to rescue the kidnapped Miss P. Redbeard however proves just a trifle treacherous

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SIR LANCELOT with William Russell as Sir Lancelot.
The production company Sapphire stated at the start of 1957 that although the cost was a third more, the series was now being filmed in colour. The reasoning was- "the product will not be outmoded when colour TV finally gets here." Thankfully most of these coloured films have been preserved on the Network dvd, making this series almost unique amongst 1950's British television.
An interesting problem during the filming of the series was King Arthur's Round Table. Art director Peter Proud had to design a special one made of Swedish wood. It was 14ft in diameter and had seven removable 'slices' each weighing 56lb, so cameras could move in for close ups.

My favourite episode: 4 The Outcast. With McGoohan prowling round, dare I suggest any other?
Best moment: In 19 Sir Crustabread, Virginia Vernon treats it all with the dignity it deserves
Dud episode: 24 Lady Lilith, though this story at least tries hard.

1 KNIGHTS WITH THE RED PLUME Lancelot-of-the-Lake appears at Camelot with his bona fides in question- has he killed Sir Gawain's brother? Only a fight to the death can decide
2 FEROCIOUS FATHERS Something like Romeo and Juliet with two warring wrinklies (Ballard Berkeley and George Woodbridge), but not a lot when their joust turns to comedy as age gives way to beauty. Lance also gains a squire, Brian, who's fed up with washing up the pots n pans
3 THE QUEEN'S KNIGHT Guinevere is kidnapped by naughty Sir Mordred and hidden in his impreganble castle. Lance gets in, but ends up in prison, so it's Brian to the rescue!
4 THE OUTCAST Sir Glavin (Patrick McGoohan) is determined to prevent "kitchen trash" Brian from training as a knight. In a plot from Tom Brown's Schooldays, Brian has to undertake the Quest of the Matron's Nightcap. He's helped by attractive Mary, but when Guinevere's ring goes missing, he's the obvious suspect. Worse follows for Brian when the fell Glavin proposes to Mary, before he gallops off, dressed in black naturally, with the ring.
5 WINGED VICTORY Death to surrender! Will Lance succumb to torture to reveal Arthur's battleplan against Bad King Mark (Nigel Green)? Yes, seems the answer...
6 SIR BLIANT Lancelot impersonates aged Sir Bliant in order to teach his three unruly sons a lesson in how to behave proper
7 THE MAGIC SWORD Merlin convinces "rabbit" Sir Bernard (Dan Cunningham) that Lancelot's sword will make him invincible. In a little gem of a tale, Bernard then rides off to rescue his Lady Love who's held prisoner by four wicked brothers
8 THE ROMAN WALL
9 SIR LANCELOT'S BANISHMENT "Lancelot will die," sings the most untuneful minstrel (Robert Crewdson) in the kingdom. Lance has had a bust-up with King Arthur over the bona fides of King Marhaus. Lance is on the ball of course- Marhaus is plotting to kill Arthur in what is supposed to be a 'friendly' joust. But even in exile, Lancelot has compensation, in the shape of Marhaus' lovely sister (Zena Walker)
10 CALEDON Alone on a mission, Lancelot is attacked, his horse killed. The robber chief (George Murcell, leering at his evil worst) gives Lance a fine new grey horse which Lance names Caledon, but that corny nasty trick of gorse under its saddle causes him to throw Lance, who is then robbed of his sword and his bracelet...
11 THE SHEPHERD’S WAR The father of Elsa (Jennifer Jayne) is killed by ignoble knights, so her intended Chad enlists the assistance of Lance to help his village protect themselves. Lance bravely attempts reason with the unreasonable Sir Mador, and when that fails he helps the villagers protect themselves to teach the naughty knights a lesson
12 THE PIRATES Liam of Ireland (Noel Purcell) warns Arthur The Pirates are Coming! Arthur dashes off with the Round Table leaving Lance to guard Camelot and Guinevere. Liam turns out to be a little treacherous
13 THE BLACK CASTLE Lady Lorraine's dad is being held to ransom, so her intended, Sir Cedric, impulsive apprentice knight, dashes to the rescue. But dad's being held by fearsome Torwald, so Lance dashes to 'soften up' Torwald by defeating him in a fair fight. but that's exactly not what Torwald does, he's just a cheat and a coward, and Lance allows Cedric to meet him in fair combat, in front of the adoring Lorraine and her dad. Despite Torwald's attempts at trickery, guess who wins
14 THEFT OF EXCALIBUR On St Stephen's Day, when Arthur and Lance spend their annual day learning to be humble in the kitchens, Squire Robert (John Charlesworth) is tricked into giving Excalibur to three thieves. Their leader Barney (a fine role for Alfie Bass) then captures the other young squires, including Brian. Rashly believing the sword is magic, Barney challenges Lance to a duel in this super little adventure
15 THE MAGIC BOOK
16 KNIGHT ERRANT King Balmain must marry the fair Helen for her kingdom, but she loves another, Sir Oringel. With very little assistance from Sir Kay, Lance ensures true love does run smooth
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17: THE LESSER BREED Incongruous appearances of Vikings, suggestions of sea monsters and an odd reference to the prison film genre as Lance chips rocks down at the quarry. At least the story is fun- Lance rescues the fair Sella (Ann Stephens), who's been sold into marriage. The price for her nuptials: Lance has to be sold as a slave
18 THE RUBY OF RADNOR The annual display of the Crown Jewels! At the castle of cousin Everard (Colin Tapley) they naturally disappear. It's Brian who finds them
19 SIR CRUSTABREAD Virginia Vernon proves to be one of the few to act as though this really is a children's fantasy. She plays rather nicely the devious Lady Lynette who takes baker-knight Crustabread (Lance in disguise) to rescue her sister who's being forced to marry an evil baron
20 WITCHES BREW Merlin competes against the hypnotism and ventriloquism of the witch Eunice (Maxine Audley), who holds poor King Rolf (Leonard Sachs) in her power
21 MAID OF SOMERSET Naughty King Melchiot wants to sell slaves to the Saracens. Lance traps him in Cheddar Gorge, where he is taught a sharp lesson
22 DOUBLE IDENTITY Ambidextrous Richard of Taunton (Howard Pays) is to marry wealthy Lady Margaret but his double takes his place and it's up to Lance to expose him and his wicked uncle, Bad Sir John (John Bailey)
23 THE BRIDGE What's Lance up to now? Quote: "he's rescuing the Lady Angela. He's always doing that!" In fact, our fair maiden has now been imprisoned by her own brother, nasty young King Marhaus, in order to trick his way into gaining control of a strategic bridge. Singlehanded, Lance defeats him, and carries Lady Angela off on his steed to Queen Guinevere
24 LADY LILITH Bit of a glorious failure this one, about Lance's attempts at matchmaking with "monster" Lilith who efficiently runs her late father's castle, and who also has a crush on Lance
25 THE UGLY DUCKLING (only survives in b/w) - King Arthur, Merlin and Lance visit Sir Egbert and his two daughters, the lovely Amora and her snivelling sister Sybil (Carol Marsh). When the ugly sister is subject to a death threat, Lance is assigned to protect her, to her obvious delight. However Merlin proves she is the author of the threat herself but then another threat on her life. Comedy turns into a detective story as Arthur and Lance track down the new kidnapper. Rescued, Sybil smartens herself up and is now more than the equal of Amora, "that's a wonderful time of life"
26 KNIGHT'S CHOICE with Robert Hardy
27 THE MORTAISE AFFAIR The Madras Emerald is stolen from Queen Guinevere. As it was a present from a rajah, we have the makings of an international crisis, so Lance announces he has found the emerald, even though he is lying, but it's in a good cause, to find that thief
28 THE PRINCE OF LIMERICK
29 THE MISSING PRINCESS (only in b/w) A village of women take a princess hostage. The king (John Horsley) seems strangely unperturbed, even though they threaten to burn the princess at the stake. Can peace broker Lance save the day?
30 THE THIEVES King Arthur and Lance are dressed as thieves
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SIR FRANCIS DRAKE
with Terence Morgan in the title role, and Jean Kent as Queen Elizabeth.

ATV being short of studio space, this series was made at AB Elstree Studios. An attempt to make a series "as well as, if not better" than the money-spinning Robin Hood. "No effort will be spared," declared an ATV spokesman, "to make this a first class series, with top production values. We think it will be better than Robin Hood." A bold promise, that really fell flat because the star chosen from three who were tested on July 28th 1960, was hardly in the charismatic Richard Greene mould. I wonder who the two others who made tests were?
Having said that, some of the stories do rise above the usual rather mundane children's swashbuckling adventures (for example, stories 3, 11 and 12). I also like the stirring theme music by the underrated Ivor Slaney- perhaps if it had had a vocal, it would have been a hit.

1 The Garrison - Captain Williams (Patrick Wymark in Welsh) is in charge of the Blankenburg fort with 500 men, but when Drake fails to bring his provisions, FD is accused of cowardice. Making amends, Sir F discovers a mere 13 men at the fort, so where are the rest?
2 The Prisoner - Has Captain Drake "met his match" in the shape of a Spanish Contessa (Natasha Parry) he's rescued from a sinking galleon? Her scheme is to blow up the Hind, but FD outthinks her, and she faces being blown up along with FD, who still has time to tease her "you're very beautiful you know"
3 Mary Queen of Scots - Here's a genuine attempt to portray the dilemmas of the queen and her cousin (Noelle Middleton), as crooked politicial activists try to manipulate Mary's death. A more conventional second half as FD gallops to her rescue, foiling the evil plot of Sir Amyas (Alfred Burke)
4 Governor's Revenge - Patently obvious is a provincial gov's plan for revenge on FD. Hawkins is framed and sentenced to death, but Drake's plan is pretty obvious too- he kidnaps the gov's fiancee
5 Lost Colony of Virginia - FD relieves the tottering fortress of Virginia, a tale to stir every American heart
6 English Dragon - "Gay young" Lord Oakeshott (David McCallum) is held prisoner in Calais, so as the Queen is "fond" of him, FD promises to rescue him. But this foppish Lord "adores" the countess (Delphi Lawrence) living there, and won't leave, so FD has to drag him back to England
7 Bold Enterprise - "The richest gold town" of the Spaniards is where the queen's cousin Lord Westbrook (Patrick Holt) is imprisoned. Against her majesty's command, FD sails with the ebullient Bosanquet (Richard Pearson) to get the gold- "Drake shall answer with his head!" The Spanish governor isn't too pleased either- "My King shall hang you for this!" But when FD produces Westbrook as well as the gold, all is forgiven, at least on the queen's side
8 Doctor Dee- Can you imagine Raymond Huntley playing a magician? Well here he is, as Dr Dee, an alchemist who "causes a member of the court to vanish." Only in fun, but Mendoza the Spanish ambassador persuades him to give the queen a horoscope that will discourage FD from attacking crippled Spanish ships. But FD can read the signs too and retrieves Dee's scientific notes Mendoza has stolen, so Dee is able now to give the right prediction enabling FD to attack legitimately the enemy. Also in this story, Michael Crawford sings Greensleeves
9 Escape - FD is washed ashore and thrown unrecognised into a Spanish prison. He faces psychological torture by the governor, before the old dawn firing squad. Not your traditional swashbuckler this, more a script by a writer with a WW2 hangover, transposing 350 years ahead of FD's time
10 Boy Jack - Queen Elizabeth entrusts young courtier Jack to FD to make a man of him. He is to escort him to Portugal, which has, unbeknown to FD, just been taken over by the Spanish
11 The Flame Thrower - "By heavens, madam, what a welcome we can give the Spanish Armada now!" In an unusually philosophical start, Martin (Neil McCallum) has a conscience about his weapon being used in warfare. But the Spaniards have no such scruples and force him to make the Flame Thrower for them. So it's FD to Martin's rescue!
12 King of America - Apparently the "true story" of Kieron Moore, correction Thomas Stukeley who before the Pilgrim Fathers declared himself King of America. Drake's nephew Michael Crawford, alias John Drake (he's no Danger Man, though) tags along, besotted by the fair Susan Hampshire, sorry Celia. However the King's subjects capture a Spanish pirate ship and decide to return to England, minus Kieron Moore. Alone in his kingdom, he's about to be polished off by those Spaniards, when FD sails in- hurrah!- to his rescue
13 The Irish Pirate - FD is ordered to bring the rebellious Earl of Tyrone "in chains" to Queen Bess. This is a corny caricature of the Irish with a couple of disagreeable Burkes and an Irish piratess (Olive McFarland)- only nice moment is when their brawl is suddenly ceased by the appearance of the minuscule Lord Abbott (Gordon Phillott)
14 Drake on Trial - Did FD really kill all the crew on a Spanish ship after they had surrendered? But it proves to be his double who is then persuaded by the Spanish to attack a Dutch ship. Queen Liz is not amused until FD tracks down the imposter
15 Beggars of the Sea - Rotten army the Spanish!- they won't fight unless they are actually paid. And Dutch insurrectionists are ensuring that pay never reaches them in Holland. Spanish Count Julio (William Lucas) is sure it will arrive this time when Queen Elizabeth guarantees the Spanish payship a safe passage through the English Channel. At least this is what she says: "No English ship must attack it." This is an awful lesson for youngsters in how to be devious!
16 The Bridge - FD is asked to rescue a Portuguese leader from an impregnable castle captured by the Spaniards. What's he look like? asks FD. A painting of Patrick Troughton is shown: "that's a face one's not likely to forget"
17 Johnnie Factotum - After fierce fighting FD captures a Spanish treasure. He then goes undercover to catch crooks who plan to snatch the booty on its way from Tilbury to her Majesty, in a plot that must have been used later for The Saint! He's nearly outwitted in this violent robbery by the Queen of Alsatia (Katharine Blake)
18 Mission to Paris - Her Majesty beguiled by a foppish French prince, even considering an alliance with the notorious French branch of the de Medicis! But why, if Alencon is so "repulsive?" Oh no, the Queen thinks him "handsome." Though even the prince's own mother thinks he needs "exterminating." FD is sent to France to gauge the wicked French Queen's intentions, and they are not honourable. Thanks to an ally in her palace, Navarre (Patrick Allen), FD avoids the Medici's murderous plans.
19 Gentleman of Spain - Barbary pirates have carried off slaves from Wales, so FD goes to Tripoli to save them. He has an unlikely ally in Don Miguel (Nigel Davenport): "at least the Spaniards are Christian"
20 The Reluctant Duchess - A crotchety Dutch duchess must be persuaded not to collaborate with the Spanish, so FD has to 'encourage' her to come to England. With the aid of an actor Maartens (Ferdy Mayne) FD, the lady and his company have to perform Hecuba by Euripedes to convince the enemy of their bona fides. "Have you nothing livelier?" asks a bored Spanish duke. A bit unfair on Mary Merrall as the duchess who seems to enjoy spouting the stuff, though things liven up with a sword fight
21 The Gypsies - FD's ship picks up some marooned gypsies who bring "the evil eye" on the crew. FD and John, who's fallen for the beauteous Sara, find themselves forced to protect their passengers, who are really trying to loot the Golden Hind. The ship is nearly sunk, but as the witches flee, their longboat falls victim to the sharks
22 The Doughty Plot - Veteran actor and producer of this series Anthony Bushell plays FD's old friend Tom who organises his version of Mutiny on the Bounty. But it ends unsuccessfully and there follows the "landlubber's" solemn trial
23 Fountain of Youth - Sir Henry (Reginald Beckwith) takes charge of FD's expedition to Florida, where FD helps the natives rescue their chief Black Eagle from the Spaniards. His reward is the undying thanks of BE's daughter (Catherine Woodville) plus barrels of magic water from an Indian well known as the Fountain of Youth, that Queen Bess is discretely anxious to taste
24 Court Intrigue - "If Drake is attacking the treasure fleet... the Queen will lose her kingdom." The Spaniards try to decoy FD away from protecting the English shores, so the Armada can strike. "Patriots not pirates" is what the Queen demands of FD's men. However, here's a game of double bluff with FD wise enough to "repulse an invasion" as well as making time enough to "escort" the Spanish treasure back to England
25 Visit to Spain - FD is a guest of the King of Spain to witness his "little monster of a son" who is getting married to an Italian princess (Francesca Annis), only she doesn't love him and he despises her. FD is in his element as he prevents this alliance
26 Slaves of Spain - In Tobago the Spanish have forced some British to become slaves, digging in their gold mine. Despite some local treachery, the "inhuman monsters" are beaten and the series ends with a kiss for FD, well more a peck really, from Yana aka Nanette Newman

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The Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel
Marius Goring starred as the famous hero, Sir Percy "in flowed satin" but secretly The Man Whom They Seek Here, They Seek Him There, They Seek Him Everywhere. "I enjoyed playing the Pimpernel," he claimed in an interview, "he embodies everyone's ideal of a hero; a man who, for no personal gain, risked his life for the innocent. It's a strange thought that his antagonists were the people who shouted Liberte Egalite Fraternite!"

1 The Hostage - Baroness de Fleury (Yvonne Furneaux), a prisoner in the Rue de L'Egalite, Paris, needs rescuing from the evil Chauvelin (Stanley Beers). Despite huge odds SP succeeds, yet she refuses to accompany him to England. The reason- her little son is being held hostage. Posing as a coachman SP tricks Chauvelin into thinking he's going to help prevent little Pierre from being snatched. But SP does one of his surprise attacks and Pierre is reunited with his rather pensive mother. SP pompously tells her "the most important thing in life is to fight injustice." With perhaps, as his actions show, a touch of romance!
2 Sir Percy's Wager - Unless Chauvelin's "trifling request" that SP desists from his activities is obeyed, Lady Caroline will be executed. SP executes his own awfully tedious plan to rescue her on the way to the guillotine
4 The Elusive Chauvelin- SP receives a blackmail note- £500, or he will be exposed! But then it seems every aristo has received similar, a trap by "Shovelon." However one idiot strangely gets caught in the trap and SP feels it's up to him to come to the rescue. By locking Chauvelin in the prisoner's cell, the tables are turned. And isn't that Christopher Lee uncredited as executioner Louis?
6 The Sword of Justice- "The Pimpernel murdered for gold... outrageous!" Surely Sir Percy must track this imposter down. He cleverly elicits Chauvelin's aid to set a thief to catch a thief. Face to face with the rogue SP (Brian Wilde), the real SP is shot at close range, but amazingly survives to challenge the false SP to a sword fight. "Death to all traitors"
8 Sir Andrew's Fate- Andrew Ffolkes is injured helping an aristo escape, so SP rides to his rescue, not that he needs it, as he's in the arms of his beloved, Colette. SP tricks Chauvelin into thinking Sir Andrew is dead, and he has a chance to capture the Pimpernel. One of them is doomed to disappointment
9 The Ambassador's Lady - The Republic's first ambassador to England is Citizen Fleury (William Franklyn). Lord Hastings "admires tremendously" Mme Fleury and thus it takes all SP's skill to avert war with France after she dies in his arms
10 The Christmas Present - "I don't want Christmas," declares the Scroogish Blakeney, but before that festival, he has an erand of mercy to rescue French nobles imprisoned near Nantes. They turn out to be four children, young Jean-Paul (Christopher Toyne), his sister Renee, Comte Charles and "baby" Antoinette (Lesley Dudley). The Pimpernel invites them to a Christmas party, though Jean Paul tells him sadly, "but there isn't any Christmas any more in France." Posing as a doctor, diagnosing the children as having plague, SP keeps his promise, Marius Goring ending with a rendition of part of The Twelve Days of Christmas
14 Antoine and Antoinette -"Arrested in the name of the Republic," and just before their wedding too! To the rescue of Antoine and Antoinette comes SP, who narrates the tale in the manner of a charming fairy tale, though it's slightly marred by bridesmaid Elise, whose acting is distinctly childish (Gillian Town). The affair ends as Chauvelin comes face to 'face' with SP in a fierce swordfight, in which of course the French rotter is an absolute cheat
18 Tale of Two Pigtails - (final story) Chauvelin's "infallible" scheme to catch aristos involves Citizen Sabot posing as a sailor prepared to ferry escapees to Britain. SP to the rescue of one princess, but Chauvelin zooms to London to abduct her. Dressed as a Chinese, SP thwarts his machinations
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Sword of Freedom (1957)
SHORTLY TO BE RELEASED ON DVD!
starring Edmund Purdom as Marco del Monte, "one of the most famous and talented artists in Florence" during the Renaissance, who also fights local tyrants.
Pitting their wits against him are Medici, the Gonfalonier of Florence (Martin Benson), and master intriguer Machiavelli (Kenneth Hyde). Marco has two allies in his model Angelica (Adrienne Corri) and, on occasion, the burly Sandro (Reginald Beckwith).
The series depicted the struggle of the people of Florence for liberty against their despotic rulers, the banking house of Medici.
This was no masterpiece of a series, but the stories from the Hannah Weinstein stable, are competent and always enjoyable.

The picture: the star alongside Marianne Benet
1 'Francesca' - opening story
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4 'Caterina' with Marianne Benet in the title role
6 'Portrait in Emerald Green'
7 'The Duke'
11 'The Ship' with Andrew Cruickshank, Patricia Burke, Peter Asher, Maxwell Shaw and Geoffrey Bayldon
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2 The Sicilian

A swaggering stranger from Sicily (Peter Wyngarde) is in town: "I don't like his face," says Marco.
With good reason for he's a cardsharper and it's only "poetic justice" that Marco has to win those 'winnings' back in a similar way. Some weighted dice and "I've been swindled!"
The Sicilian does not take to being "fooled completely" and so plans his revenge by killing Marco.

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6 Portrait in Emerald Green

Butcher Julio (John le Mesurier) is refusing to pay his taxes! He refuses until the public accounts are published.
De Medici needs him to 'disappear' and hatches a plot involving Julio's young wife Lucrezia (June Rodney). Her portrait is currently being painted by "gay blade" Marco. The butcher, having got wind that Marco is a "wife stealer" bursts in demanding satisfaction.
But the fight does not conclude with his death as the misunderstanding is cleared up. Lucrezia herself is persuaded to kill her husband using the poison found in the emerald green paint Marco is using.
Naturally Marco spots this evil plan and now a swordfight is the only way Julio can be disposed of. That plan too is doomed to failure and de Medici finally has to abort his extortionate tax schemes- hurrah!

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The Duke
Unrest among the locals, Medici demands more troops to prevent any rebellion, or does he want them for more sinister reasons? "To keep power, one has to walk a tightrope." Spanish troops are readily available, to be supplied by the Duke of Ferrara (Richard Pasco). But how to pay for the troops? An arranged marriage would please the Duke, and Francesca is the lucky girl, but is Marco so happy? He attempts to persuade "the most eligible lady in Florence" not to marry the Duke. She is not however impressed by Marco's motives, she realises this marriage is but a political alliance.
The Duke is readily in favour of the marriage, but only if Francesca herself, whom he admires greatly, is willing herself. The Duke is not in favour of any political union, he wants true love!
But Medici has a trump card, for he has captured the Duke's brother, and unless the marriage goes ahead, there will be an execution.
Marco and Machiavelli 'borrow' two soldiers' uniforms to sneak into the Duke's property. A trail of gunpowder is laid from the magazine room to the very place where The Duke dines with Medici, who is being held as a kind of prisoner. Marco forces them to the magazine room, on pain of an explosion, but they have a swordfight, Marco of course the victor and the whole scheme collapses as Marco ironically frees Medici.
Back in Florence poor Medici has to explain why his mission has failed. "I've got to thank him for helping me," he rants. And Francesca and Marco patch things up with a kiss

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RICHARD THE LIONHEART (1961)
With scripts by the accomplished Paul Tabori and Stanley Miller, this was an ambitious last TV series by the
Danziger Brothers.
Dermot Walsh starred as Richard The Lionheart
with support in many episodes from Robin Hunter as Sir Gilbert, Iain Gregory as Blondel, and Alan Haywood as Sir Geoffrey.
Others who appear in several stories were Trader Faulkner as Prince John (and other roles), Sheila Whittingham as Queen Berengaria, John Longden as Sir Thomas, Marne Maitland as Saladin, Francis de Wolff as King Leopold, Michael Peake as Conrad of Montserrat, and Conrad Phillips as Guy of Lusignan.

Here are my reviews of some of the stories:
1 Long Live the King - You can't blame some knights for proposing John be proclaimed King when Richard fails to turn up at his own father's deathbed. But what kept him? Bad Sir Philip (Peter Reynolds) has sent him on a false errand to sign a peace treaty with Catherine, a seductive French princess (Lisa Daniely). When King Henry expires, Prince John attempts to get elder son Richard disowned: "I think I would be more worthy of the crown." He even declares that the dying Richard had indeed declared John the new king. Fortunately Richard eludes the treacherous Philip and brings Catherine to substantiate the reason for his delay. Unfortunately she lies through their teeth so there's only one way for Richard to prove his honour - go to the Field of Combat with Sir Philip
2 The Lion and the Eagle - As new King Richard rides into London, it's "like the plague," everyone is scared of him, because Bad John has spread vile rumours about tax increases. The 'Eagle' is the nickname of a rather feebly acted Queen Eleanor. But Prince John makes up for her deficiencies in the acting stakes, and in nastiness, as he shrewdly guesses Richard won't want to be crowned whilst his kidnapped mum is missing. "You will never spread your wings and fly away from me," he poetically warns her. But Richard follows her expensive trail of scattered trinkets and finally confronts his errant kinsman in a "forgotten" castle. John is ordered to get out of all England. As noone accompanies him, there's a fat chance of that happening!
3 The Robbers of Ashdown Forest - All is jolly at the feast celebrating Richard's coronation in Westminster Hall, when news comes of an uprising in the north, lead of course by John. En route to quell the rebellion Richard has a fight with quarterstaffs against an entertaining imitation of Robin Hood, a bandit leader in the forest, Edmund the Saxon (a chirpy Glyn Owen) who cares "nothing for any king." Becoming friends, together they put John to rout, and just as he was starting his triumphal march towards London too!
4 The Wolf of Banbury - Rich Lady Rosalie, engaged to Sir Geoffrey, is kidnapped by "renegade murderer" 'The Wolf' (Francis de Wolff!). Aided by his henchman (John Bennett) who does a passable imitation of a dieting Charles Laughton in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the nasty Wolf plans to marry the fair maiden. However King Richard, posing as an outlaw, joins the Wolf's band, and proves his worth by kidnapping the poor Bishop of Oxford. He's to perform the marriage ceremony: "it will be interesting to tame you when we are married," Wolf tells Rosalie. That of course can never be, and Richard fights the villain on the battlements
9 The King's Champion - At the King's coronation feast there are some vacant seats since John has persuaded King William of Scotland that, despite Story 1, King Henry is still alive! Many are wavering and even those at Richard's court are half convinced: "it might be the old king himself." Richard is challenged, and aged Sir Thomas (John Longden) as the King's Champion is the one who is to represent him. It's such an uneven contest that Richard himself, against tradition, challenges the Pretender to fight for The Crown of England
23 The Vision Fades - Bitter sweet story of how, at the very gates of the holy city, King Richard finds his dream of entering Jerusalem slipping: "the victory is now in our very grasp." With the emphasis on 'now': "if we fail now, our shame will be eternal." Outnumbered, those of Richard's band who have not deserted, march to the Mount of Olives. "I may look on those towers, but I do not think Jerusalem will ever be mine." Not afraid of a last battle, Richard knows "in my heart... I fear we do not deserve it." His fears are borne out by the continued bickering of the Allies ("a hornet's nest of pride"). "Perhaps I have been judged unworthy," admits the sorrowing Richard.

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Well Jim lad, the Answer be Long John Silver

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