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Lord Peter Wimsey

Ian Carmichael starred in this BBC series
with Glyn Houston/ Derek Newark as the urbane Bunter.

Clouds of Witness (1972)

The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club (1973)

Murder Must Advertise (1973)

The Nine Tailors (1974)

Five Red Herrings (1975)

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Clouds of Witness (1972)
Part 1: Lord Denver (David Langton) kicks out of his stately pile Riddlesdale Lodge "utter swine" Captain Cathcart, for cheating at cards. But when Cathcart is shot dead, Denver is chief suspect and Inspector Charles Parker takes the back seat in Lord Peter's meticulous investigation. The story begins with rather a dull set of upper crust types, but certainly picks up when Georgina Cookson momentarily steals the scene
Part 2: Detailed forensic work and consulting Denver's lawyer Impey (Francis de Wolff). It sends Lord Peter to sleep, and us also for the quiet pace is unknown to today's speedy directors. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the memorable scene in which Lord Peter calls on his neighbour over the moor, the surly Grimethorpe (George Coulouris)
Part 3: Kate O'Mara as Cynthia brightens up the action, as she reveals Lady Mary was a member of the Soviet Club. Mary confesses to the killing, but is she protecting the man she was eloping with, George Goyles? Yes, she's "in a frightful tangle" as she returns his engagement ring
Part 4: At the Rose and Crown, Grimethorpe's alibi is investigated, and a "yawnin' gap" of six hours is uncovered, by Jove. An uncharacteristic lack of intelligence sends Lord Peter to the depths of a bog, Bunter to the rescue, in a quite unconvincing scene. Recuperating at Grimethorpe's, Lord Peter chances on a valuable clue, a letter from Lord Denver
Part 5: In the House of Lords, the commencement of Denver's trial, while Lord Peter sails to New York to question Cathcart's mistress. Lord Peter then makes the dangerous flight home carryin' a letter from Cathcart that reveals all. Mrs Grimethorpe is thus not needed to testify, and is sheltered under his lordship's protective wing
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The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club (1973)
generally, an improvement on the first story, much more absorbing as a mystery

1 Mysterious Circumstances: An old colonel dies in his club, but when exactly did he die? On the answer hangs the inheritance, for his rich sister Lady Dormer happened to die the same day. Younger grandson George inherits, or is it his elder brother Robert, or niece Ann could get the bulk of the fortune
2 Mr Oliver: "The facts are rather difficult to ascertain" but Lord Peter questions a taxi driver to work out the dead man's movements. Just who is the elusiver Oliver, maybe the last to see the colonel alive? Foul play is suspected, so the corpse is exhumed
3 That Damned Dorland Woman: Cause of Death: Digitalis. Main Suspect: Ann Dorland, who had motive and opportunity. George appears to be going mad, he's another possible suspect. There is also a slightly more serious jibe at the power of the press
4 Execution Day: "We haven't got a case- yet," admits Insp Parker. Is one of Miss Dorland's paintings the vital clue? Ois it that bottle of digitalis in George's house? "I'm getting sleepy," complains George, and this slow denouement had that effect on me also. An unsatisfactory finish, "unpleasant business" indeed

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Murder Must Advertise (1973)
1: Lord Peter becomes Bredon, "a cross between Ralph Lynn and Bertie Wooster," a new employee at Pym's advertising agency, where his predecessor had fallen to his death down a winding iron stairway. This Victor Dean had left a dark letter of foreboding, in with the wrong lot
2: At a garish Den of Inquity presided over by Major Charles Milligan (Peter Bowles), Bredon gains one admirer in the shape of junkie Dian, whose former lovers had come to bad ends, lastly Dean. Bredon also returns Ginger's catapult, the murder weapon, tipping with a Queen Elizabeth coin despite the 1930's setting! After a near murderous attack on himself, Bredon lures Dian into the woods, "I'll show you how to get a kick out of life," she offers. She provides a lead to the drug peddlers
3 Dian and Milligan gatecrash the Duchess of Denver's party, "oh how horrible!" Lord Peter sees them off, after tipping them that his cousin Bredon is a bad lot. Thus Bredon gets in with the Major and the two plan to oust the unknown head of the drug racket based at Pym's
4 The death of Mountjoy under a tube train, leads Wimsey to the dope collection point in a pub, selected by a clever coded message sent via a Pym's advertisement, "it sounds pretty complicated." Then Bredon is arrested for murdering Dian! The real killer's confession is too verbose, "a tepid pig to catch the tigers"

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The Nine Tailors (1974)
Part 1: This recounts how Sergeant Bunter rescues Major Wimsey in the Great War and later becomes his butler. But the tale opens with the story, related by Wimsey to Bunter, of the theft of Lady Maggie's emeralds, worth a king's ransom, when she attends the wedding of Sir Henry. We see that the model butler Deacon isn't all he seems, and for once the butler did do it, steal the jewellery. It was fortunate that Lord Peter Wimsey was a guest and in his sparkling 1914 Mercedes pursues the accomplice Cranton. He is caught and grasses on Deacon, they are sent to Dartmoor. Deacon escapes from the quarry, kills a soldier, and, his bad luck, is sent to the front. But the emeralds were never recovered
Part 2: Beautiful photography of Fenland is some compensation for a rambling but intriguing storyline, with Donald Eccles as Rev Venables providing a masterclass in enthusiasm. Wimsey is stranded in Fenchurch St Paul on New Year's Eve and helps bell ringing, the peal of The Nine Tailors- still ringing at 3.20am, surely there'd be complaints these days! Spanish flu sweeps the village, but spared is Will, second husband of the maid Mary, Deacon's first wife. Easter marks the death of Sir Henry and where he is to be buried is discovered a corpse, battered, but it's that of Nobby Cranton. (Note- The poor coroner is taking copious notes when his pen snaps)
Part 3: Lord Peter pulls up the corpse's hat from a well in the churchyard. Some subterfuge uncovers a French letter from Suzanne, who had married a deserter. Cranton isn't dead, but is alive and just about well enough to affirm Deacon had hidden the emeralds, but where? "The whole bally thing's somewhat oppressive," though the story becomes lighter when Rev Venabes helps Lord Peter decipher a message in cipher, quotes from the psalms. "What's all that supposed to tell us?" Singing Holy Holy in church, the penny drops
Part 4: "Well I'll be..." there are the emeralds. Only mystery is, who killed Deacon? Will does a bunk, no less than the Archbishop of Canterbury helps find him. The denouement drags on with a surfeit of interrogation. The Fenland village is flooded and the church bells peal their warning, with Lord Peter in the tower! Bunter rescues him again, and incidentally the mystery of Deacon's death is solved, though I'd long since lost all interest
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Five Red Herrings (1975)
Too many red herrings in this story, though the attractive scenery provides some compensation. Director Robert Tronson seems mesmerised by it all and is far too lethargic. The character of the police inspector eagerly and thoroughly investigating his first ever case of murder is a bonus, offset against the negative of one weak female actress.

Part 1: On holiday in Galloway, Lord Peter Wimsey has a brush in a pub with belligerent Scottish painter Campbell, whose several enemies think "ought to be annihilated." Indeed his body is discovered by Lord Peter in a stream, "the most popular thing Campbell ever did"

Part 2: Lord Peter proves that Campbell's accident was murder, one of six local painters is the wanted man, "you're getting a wee bit warm my lord." Bicycles seem at the heart of the case, lack of alibis seem another feature. Betty the maid, who innocently dotes on Bunter as a second Ramon Novarro, learns the secret of her master's attic

Part 3: A monster seen by Betty has mysteriously disappeared when the attic is searched, though according to the evasive butler Alcock, it was never there. Obviously he's "lyin' his head off." Helen, another maid, says she witnessed a fight between Campbell on the night he died. This rambling story ends with Lord Peter all but pushed over a cliff

Part 4: A bevy of confessions clear the air, but too much padding, why for example do we see the arrangements for Campbell's funeral? Lord Peter reconstructs the crime in fine detail, the police of course blindly admiring of his informed guesswork, "there was only one possibility and you spotted it"

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DOCTORS

DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE

DOCTOR AT LARGE

DOCTOR IN CHARGE

DOCTOR ON THE GO

LWT's long running saga loosely based on Richard Gordon's books, started amateurishly with some feeble scripts and atrocious acting. However persistence paid off, and in Robin Nedwell and Richard O'Sullivan they found a winning formula.
Perhaps Geoffrey Davies as Dick Stuart-Clark was the most likeable of the rogue doctors.
Ernest Clark as brusque Sir Geoffrey Loftus added the necessary contrast by providing a pompous dignity to proceedings.
Ralph Michael as the laid-back Dean was also memorable.

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DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
1.1 Why Do You Want to be a Doctor? (1969) - Upton somehow passes his interview for St Swithins and on his first day meets Duncan Waring (Robin Nedwell) and eternal student Dick. They're greeted by an appallingly monotonous, but brilliantly funny, speech from the dean before Professor Loftus gives them a much more forthright, but equally fun, welcome: "I am going to give you hell!" John Cleese and Graham Chapman's script hits just the right anarchic note. After this, Doctor In the House was all downhill
1.3 It's All Go - a viva in the dissection room. Prof Loftus is hardly impressed with Waring and Upton's scant medical knowledge, making them drown their sorrows in the local. Thus they are the worse for wear as they return to their lectures, and a far too long demo by Prof Pearson (Martin Miller)
1.4 Peace and Quiet - We're away from the hospital environs, and no better for it. Upton's digs are so noisy, he finds an alternative where the daughter of the house is excessively flirty. After various other duff experiences, he finds solitude in the spacious accommodation provided by Mrs Muir (Renee Houston). However she is cannier than Upton, and he finds himself sharing with his old mates. It's all faintly cringeworthy, corny, the script and actors self indulgent.
1.5 The Students Are Revolting -incredible what these university scruffs got away with in scriptwriting. This Garden and Oddie story has Mike Upton on the carpet for having his photo on the front page in a student demo. "I don't think that's awfully funny." Never was uttered a truer line, though what follows, an embarassing student sit-in with some duff new characters is much worse. Somehow Professor Loftus winds up on the carpet this time, before The Dean who struggles with his naff lines
1.6 Rallying Round - somehow a madcap car rally gives Mike the chance to nearly deliver a baby- the scene where he practises with a teddy is the brightest moment
1.7 If In Doubt- Cut It Out - Mike has got appendicitis and goes under the knife of cack handed Dr Crowfoot (a nice cameo by John Warner), "there's nothing to worry about." However a second op may be required since Crowfoot can't find his contact lens
1.9 Getting the Bird - Rigor Mortis is "a sort of girl," a staff nurse, played by Helen Fraser. She's just the one for Mike, symptomatic of 60's morals, echoing Barry Evans' film exploits, only without the sex, or indeed laughs. Duncan's problem is even more serious- he has proposed
1.10 The Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Casino - "There aren't people like that," says Upton, but there certainly are here as The Heavy Mob muscle in on the students' amateur casino. Bernard Bresslaw as the bouncer is too over the top, but John Barcroft as The Boss is spot on. Mike and Duncan go to work for him at his club, unfortunate that The Dean and Prof Loftus happen to check the place out, just when there's a police raid too
1.11 Keep It Cean! - Mike has to produce this year's ward show He enlists the help of his brother Terry, high camp, every cliche in the book, so amateurish, it's meant to be thus. The show must go on, utterly childish
1.12 All For Love... - Mike's fallen head over heels for Valerie, then he finds out she is Prof Loftus' daughter. He's prepared to give up his career for her, you nearly cringe, occasionally smile, "do you think we went too far?" The scraping of the violin is the last straw as well as the first
1.13 Pass Or Fail - After a long drag act, time to swot. The practical exam isn't designed to increase your faith in doctors, the viva with Loftus is a little subtler. Then the Dean announces the results, surely a travesty, no wonder the NHS is.... etc etc

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Series 2

2.1 It's All In The Little Blue Book - After too many second rate moustache gags, it's first day for the second year students, under the kindly gaze of Prof Loftus. Upton has to perform a practice examination of a patient, female, with a lump... "stop!"
2.3 Take Off Your Clothes... & Hide- Completely tasteless, and that is only the opening scene in the bar. From there, the boys go to a strip club, where Rita the stripper faints, Rushed to hospital, she receives inordinate medical attention, and is improbably persuaded by Upton to become a nurse. She tries it none too successfully, like this script, and the acting, but all is eventually revealed, well nearly all
2.4 Nice Bodywork, Lovely Finish - Collier buys a car for £30, a hearse actually. Not knowing there's a coffin in the back, he, Upton and Waring drive to Cambridge. When the latter pair are stranded with the corpse, they have to spend the midwinter night in a ruined chapel. It's not very funny, though the finish with the dean is much more like it
2.5 Look Into My Eyes- Mike hypnotises Duncan into barking whenever the word Dog is uttered. Prof Towers lecture on Pavlov's dogs gets frequent interruptions. Unhypnotising him proves harder, and Duncan wanders the hospital, his pals seeking him by shouting Dog. The professor tries to cure him but goes under himself, as do all of them. Not quite as corny as it could have been
2.6 Put Your Hand On That- Mike's first operation, Loftus in charge. Mike faints and has a macabre nightmare. Even more worrying is when he and Duncan are put on emergency call. Mike's jitters are cured when he thinks he has to operate on poor Duncan, though it's a put up job. Not for the squeamish, and a little too serious perhaps
2.7 The Royal Visit- meticulous preparations for the visit of the Prince and Princess, nothing must go wrong, but it does, sabotage of the furry loo seat replacing the prized wall plaque. Mike's "brief" speech is interminably extended so as matters can be righted, but this is the sort of sketch in fashion 50 years earlier
2.8 If You Can Help Somebody... Don't!- Mike is sorry for a malingering patient, old Mrs Brown. Loftus knows how to deal with her type and she is discharged, but Mike calls at her home to make her tea, does the dusting and offers to do the shopping. When her daughter Margery turns up, he sees he has been duped, but is sorry for Margery who is trapped by her mother. She is "a bit straight" but turns up at midnight at Mike's door to move in with him. Luckily his drunken friends put her off- in other hands this could have made it to Armchair Theatre
2.9 Hot Off the Presses - Ingrid is the hot property on the cover of the dry hospital magazine, "it's a bit, er..." 4,000 copies sold, but Prof Loftus is not amused and orders all copies be returned
2.10 A Stitch in Time - Casualty is incredibly quiet until a criminal (Dudley Sutton) requires attention. Things improve a bit when Prof Loftus requires stitching up, Ernest Clark does it all with a deadpan brilliance
2.11 May The Best Man- Mike gets a black eye after an argument over "tottie" Jenny (Susan George)- all very childish. A diner a trois is equally predictable

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DOCTOR AT LARGE
3 You Make Me Feel So Young (b/w)- A new job in a run down district with Dr 'Major' Maxwell (Arthur Lowe), though of more interest is his daughter Sue (Madeline Smith). All the patients believe Mike is too young to be a doctor, the obstreperous Mrs Baxter (Marjorie Rhodes) their ringleader. The cockney characters are faintly embarrassing as played by middle class actors, rather the same as later occurred in The Good Life
4 Doctor Dish (b/w)- Mike has to lecture to a class of nubile girls, the subject is... sex. Usual jokes about mummy's tummy, it could have been a lot funnier, if more risque. He wins lots of admirers who descend on his surgery, and write love letters. Paul naughtily replies to them as a backlash, these days it seems merely tasteless and definitely non PC.However there is a nice punchline from the girls' teacher Bunty (Barbara Mitchell)
5 Modernising Major (b/w)- Guinea pig for Dick's ancient ECG machine is Mrs Baxter (Marjorie Rhodes, stumbling over some lines), it's part of the modernisation of the practice, which ends in a morbid script at odds with the earlier attempt at slapstick
7 Change Your Partners - Methought this was a script written by gauche teenagers, but the credits at the end refer to Garden and Oddie. Mike takes out Dr Caroline Cook to oblige Dick, but falls for her, to the consternation of Sue and her dad Dr Maxwell. This is dangerously unfunny, a love story without real love. Only inventive moment is the use of cartoon
8 Trains & Notes & Veins - A lady's varicose veins pass a mundane train trip to Mike's parents. But Dr Upton Sr is not amused, for the patient (Jean Kent) is his patient, and Mike has contradicted his diagnosis. Not to be outdone, Dick offers a third treatment
9 Lock Stock & Beryl - Upton's last day in Casualty, Nurse Beryl ever persistent. He "pinches" Bingham's patients, "it's unethical!" But the script loses its way with arguments over a job opportunity and utter embarrassment with a sozzled Beryl
10 Upton Sells Out?- Garden and Oddie's script starts well at the snobby Harley Street practice of Dr Whiteland (Fabia Drake). Dick persuades Mike to apply for the job, which seems to involve mundane tasks like walking poodles. An unusual sherry party is his first 'clinic,' but then comes the collapse with Collier crashing in as a tramp. Trying to make some serious point, the whole thing utterly flounders
11 Saturday Matinee - Oh dear dear, was this scriptwriter John Cleese's nadir? Dr Upton is on call and tries to treat George Meacham MP. With his patient naked, he has to deal with Maxine (Maureen Lipman extraordinarily bad) who has been snubbed by Dick. Was this drama or comedy? It would be an insult to say either, this is childish, amateurish corn
13 Students at Heart - Wanting "a stab at surgery," Mike applies for a post with Mr Rivers' firm, Bingham his only rival. High jinks after a rugger match go over the top, like the script, as Rivers is dumped in a pond- by Mike. To shut him up, poor Rivers is tucked up in the nurses' home
14 No Ill Feeling! - Harrow as a GP, that's Mike's new post under Paul's hypochonriac uncle (Brian Oulton). He boards at the Bella Vista, a proto Fawlty Towers, with an assortment of guests, mostly Jolly Mr Davidson (Roy Kinnear), who is put in his place by Paul and Dick
16 It's All in the Mind - Audrey Watt (Patricia Routledge) practises white magic, luring away some of Mike's patients. He has "a cosy chat" with her, thus falling foul of her, making him think that he and Paul are under her curse. To undo it, they perform their own ceremony in her garden
17 Cynthia Darling - Hattie Jacques provides an object lesson in how to throw yourself into a part, she plays a smothering mother trying to marry off her daughter. Mike gives it to her straight, but this is taken as a proposal of marriage. Mike's only solution is to send in Paul for an insulting job. When daughter Cynthia packs her bags, Mike faces a tidal wave of hysteria
18 A Little Help from My Friends - Smartening up the image of their temporary practice, with a new Rolls, cinema ads etc, gets Dick and Paul the order of the boot. Mike gets a lot more assistance from his new Dr Barrington, even though she is Nicky and a girl. Note: Christopher Timothy has a small uncredited role as the Rolls' chauffeur
19 Devon Is Lovely at This Time of Year - Dr Nicky has made "an impression" on Mike who is up for the vacancy on the dean's firm- but so is she! Will love conquer all? Faintly embarrassing portrayal of young love doesn't help the story
20 Operation Loftus - Dick's Open All Hours Bar has to be swiftly closed when Professor Loftus rejoins the hospital, and his illegal booze in the bedpan store removed. The dean performs a brilliantly erratic ward round, though he is too over the top when he is too inebriated to perform an emergency op on Loftus, which Mike has to do with running commentary from the over enthusiastic Dr Bingham
21 Mother and Father Doing Well - An improved Cleese script with Dr Huw Evans in Casualty as a patient, his wife Pippa in Maternity. She irregularly assists in Huw's minor op, while Dr Upton fails to spot a couple of nutters
22 A Joke's a Joke - Poor Lawrence Bingham is the butt of junior doctor humour, ending up nude in the library. With Dick he joins forces, as Mike and Paul have crossed their names off the Anatomy Demonstrators list. They get the students to ask impossible questions, then change the slides in Upton's lecture, Prof Loftus comes in at an unfortunate moment
23 Pull The Other One! - When Paul tells Mike that Rosemary is "matron's sister," the date is off. Then Paul's sister Susan (Janina Faye) is dated by Mike, her brother keeps a watchful but mistaken eye
24 It's the Rich Wot Gets the Pleasure - Dick inherits £50,000 and celebrates with Upton and Bingham. Striptease follows, and at the police station, Insp Barker (Rupert Davies) arrests them. After Loftus bails them out they are sacked but luckily reinstated. Richard O'Sullivan, his face smeared with lipstick, is a sight to behold
25 Things that Go Mump in the Night - Could Mike Upton have gone down with mumps a second time? Why is Dr Bingham ordering a blanket bath for him, and an enema as well? Could be he's jealous of Upton's attentions towards Nurse Allison (Angela Douglas). Sadly, another patient irritates and loses the impetus of the story
26 Mr Moon- Mike joins Dick at a health farm run by Stanley Moon (John le Mesurier). John Cleese's script has all the usual jokes plus a few quirky moments, "give me my grapefruit." It ends on very orthodox lines after Mike tries fasting and leads everyone astray, even the eccentric Moon caving in
27 The Viva - the oral exam: "Boy wonder" Bingham is highly garrulous, Collier highly nervous, Upton merely late. His car has conked out and he phones Loftus and does his viva via phone from a rowdy pub. Appearing as the Scottish professor is veteran star of pre war musicals, Clifford Mollison
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DOCTOR IN CHARGE
9 Face the Music (1972) -
When Waring's poor golf shot knocks out the chapel organist, Lawrence Bingham volunteers to replace him. Waring hardly atones for his mistake by spiking Lawrence's drinks, leading to the least solemn memorial service ever
10 Mum's the Word -
In casualty is Duncan's mum (Mollie Sugden), but to impress the board of governors, Dunc has claimed she's a countess- so Dick kindly and amusingly poses as the effusive Mrs Waring
11 The Fox -
Dunc suggests Lawrence should "live it up," and some trickery in this daft story sees poor Lawrence "desire" to smother the new severe matron with kisses
17 On the Brink
18 Amazing Grace
19 Shut Up and Eat What You're Given
28 The Merger - Loftus is "on edge" as St Swithin's is threatened with being pulled down for redevelopment, so the docs create chaos when Sir John the developer tours "the worst hospital in the world"
31 The Epidemic
35 In Place of Strife (1973)-
Waring mistakes the painters for new students and permits them to "fondle" a dolly patient. Then he brings them out on strike when he does a spot of painting and finally the whole hospital grinds to a halt as he and Collier fail abysmally to stand in for nurses on a ward
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DOCTOR ON THE GO
After peaking with Doctor at Large, and Doctor in Charge, the series went downhill rather, and though not anything like as excrutiating as some of the first Doctor series, overacting and over indulgence don't usually make for good comedy.

1 Keep Your Nose Clean (1975)
6 M*A*T*C*H - When Dr Gascoygne drags poor Duncan away from the football on telly to examine a patient with a supposedly rare disease, Dunc gets his own back by tricking the naive Gazza into believing one patient really has an obscure disease. Sir Geoffrey's next ward round is not a success....
8 What's Op Doc with George Moon, Johnny Briggs
10 A Heart in the Right Place with Robert Dorning
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The David Nixon Show
From the 1950's, David Nixon had been producing his magic on both BBC and Commercial TV. For a little on his 1965 ABC series.
Below, a few surviving shows from the long running 1970's series.
1.5 (June 5th 1972) with Matt Monro - Freddie Davies lets David see his performing flea. David shows his double The Rabbit Game. Penny is introduced to him and Matt Monro, and does a striptease... behind a screen. David sings with Matt while suspending Penny in mid air. Rod Hull hypnotises Emu, or so he thinks, in a fun scene before Emu sings Lucky To Have a Friend Like Me. Matt sings Sarah's Coming Home. Final trick: Mr Tweet (FD) drives a motorcycle into a large crate which is lifted in mid air and then demolished

1.7 (June 19th 1972) - Freddie Davies and David play with hats before George Chisholm sings and plays some dire numbers. He is too over the top sadly, though this whole show looks really dated variety. David does a trick in the audience with keys that does seem absolutely impossible. Finally Freddie in a space suit sketch and David with a flying saucer trick

1.11 (July 17th 1972) with Bob Monkhouse - David, full of his recent Far East visit, does a trick his assistants have failed to perform. Under the eye of a member of the audience, Jean from Barnhurst, he performs four neat tricks. Anita Harris sings a rather dreary song I Wish You Love. Bob Monkhouse quips with David and they draw sketches of each other. Bob jokes and sings a novel number Happy Families. David's finale with Anita and Bob uses oriental costumes in which Anita- or is it Bob?- disappears

1.12 (?) with Ali Bongo- After a few jokes about FIFA etc, Anita Harris helps David push a bottle of beer through a book. Ali Bongo, the dancing musician, is followed by swinging bananas that move according to the will. Anita sings a romantic I Could Spend My Life, then with two members of the audience from Twickenham, David performs a trick with Tarot cards. The final illusion is The Thai Torture Trick, Anita in a steel neck collar is locked in a cabinet. Swords and then several saws are pushed through but of course she emerges unscathed, David nicely quipping, "you can hardly see the joins, perhaps if you look very carefully... but we mustn't look very carefully!"

with Ray Allan and Anita Harris - the audience are handed jumbo sized cards, and DN predicts three of them. Puppet Ollie Beak is in a cage, best place for it, and meets Lord Charles, DN joins in with his mind reading. Lord Charles keeps calling DN "Dixon." Then an enthusiastic DN shows us some historic magician's props, finally "my favourite trick," an orange, a glass of rice and checkers. Ollie admires photos of DN in the Far East and watches the Indian rope trick. AH is locked in a large cage which levitates
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Hogg's Back (Southern TV, 1975-6)
Perhaps the most enjoyable collaboration between the fading talent of Michael Pertwee and Southern TV. Derek Royle added his zany skills in the title role, and gives children enough to raise a good few laughs.

1.1 Vacancy for a doctor at Little Belling, mix up sees the incompetent Hogg on his "comeback." En route he crashes his car, no surprise, the victim a bank robber. But the badly shaken up Hogg is mistaken for the robber. Pearl, the doctor's secretary is delighted to find her new boss is so young and attractive... but that turns out to be the thief!
1.2 First patient is an old man "with ears" (Arthur Ridley). Then the general (Robert Dorning) whose youthful elixir is accidentally drunk by Hogg. To Pearl's delight, it seems to rejuvenate him, though in fact it's only the doctor's young son
1.3 Hogg cooking is as dangerous as Hogg shopping in the supermarket. Here he accidentally takes home a baby. It results in two black eyes for the innocent local bobby (John Clegg)
1.4 Some fun with Henry the skeleton, who causes a flag seller to faint. Then Hogg buys fishing equipment from a drunken salesman (Michael Ripper), At the lake, Mabel's skirt is ripped off, accidentally of course. Then Hogg ruins her picnic before finally landing a catch- Henry
1.5 I liked the story though it begins slowly with Hogg stranded in pouring rain on his rounds. Since Pearl cannot drive and rescue him, he resolves to teach her how. Mind you, his own driving skills are pretty poor, so poor that police stop him, and he only fortuitously avoids arrest by driving into an empty removal van. Fred the driver (Sam Kydd) is a crook, decides Hogg, and he tells the police so. The sergeant (Robert Gillespie) patiently listens, "you've had half the force out..."
1.6 Yet another incompetent diagnosis on a patient (Reg Lye) before Hogg dashes off to the railway to see Pearl off as she's leaving the series. Mann (Geoffrey Chater) of the Medical Council has to keep discreet watch on Hogg. What he sees is a stripper applying to be Pearl's replacement, then a sword swallower, and finally a lady magician who saws Hogg in two. The script builds to a zany climax
1.7 A children's audience (or is it canned children?) now tells you when to laugh. Workwell is the new butler, and helps Hogg with a patient with a sore throat. Mugsy, the robber from the first story, requests Hogg put up his daughter Colette (Wendy Richard). Hogg collects her from the station, but she is much older than expected. "Common" too, causing Workwell to storm out. Colette, whom Hogg always calls Pearl, acts as maid, receptionist and nurse, a different uniform for each
1.8 General Balding is selling his ancient pile, with the aid of a hired butler, whose hiccups Hogg cures with The Kiss Of Death. But Hogg is left to "butle" ie serve evening meal to a potential buyer. Each of his gaffes reduces the offering price for the mansion, until some ancient salmon reveals a hidden treasure
1.9 Michael Ripper is in the drunk charge of The Unlikely Travel Agency. His brother Cecil runs the camping shop. They enable Hogg and Pearl to go on a camping holiday where Hogg climbs a mountain, and is pushed down again. Then they pitch tent, which drifts away during the night
1.10 Jangle has dandruff- Hogg soon administers a permanent cure. Then Hogg runs to the gym via the vicar's garden, and once there, much first aid is required. He is escorted home to cure Jangle of his baldness, and nearly poisons the vicar
1.12 A storyline with plenty of fun. Farmer Brown is ill so Hogg 'helps' round the farm. After imbibing his medicine, Hogg decides Brown is dead, and calls the vicar. Plenty of confusion when the undertaker (Gordon Rollings) shows up, believing Hogg is talking about his own funeral
1.13 General Balding has injured himself decorating, so Hogg bandages him up. "Anyone can stick up a bit of paper," so with the aid of two crippled patients, Hogg makes the attempt. A lot of slapstick which has certainly been done a lot better elsewhere, though here performed with some gusto
2.1 After crashing a pram, Hogg treats General Balding, who is seeing things. His bandaging skills gets everyone in a tangle, nearly on a par with the chaos at the village fete
2.2 The local newspaper prints annoying comments about Hogg, ditto General Balding and the vicar. Editor Grimm urges them to "make way for younger men." To prove him wrong, they decide to build a new health centre. After a series of slapstick disasters, it is opened, only Grimm sabotages the sauna, but missing are most of the comedic possibilities
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Lord Tramp (Southern TV, 1977)

Michael Pertwee's script is typically whimsical, but it appears as though it were written in half an hour flat. Nevertheless there's a fine cast, starring Hugh Lloyd as the tramp who inherits a fortune. Joan Sims is Miss Pratt the housekeeper, George Moon is too exaggerated as the forgetful butler Tipping. It's only a pity the script serves them so very poorly.

1 His lordship has died intestate (cue joke), his title passes to a very distant relative, a tramp named Hughie. Inevitably he is turned away when he announces himself at the front entrance. He doesn't enjoy eating in solitary state, nor can he cope with his too comfortable four poster. He's more at home in the pantry with Lucy the new maid.
2 The Daily Echo offer £500 for an exclusive. Hughie's train journey is awfully boring, for us. He buys a new wardrobe and holds an At Home. His friends The Duke (Jack Watling) and The Bishop (Leslie Dwyer) and Hughie himself are chased away. Jokes include Trousers falling down, and Miss Pratt's line: "may I forget my station?"- with the obvious response
3 After breakfast in bed, Tipping fills in Lord Hughie over his jobs, He is introduced to Grimes the head groom (Tony Sympson), then Mr Partridge, and together they chase and catch a poacher (Alfie Bass) who is an old pal of Hughie's. The level of humour can be judged by these jokes: Hughie worries about apes in the apiary, and an awful one about his "dear stalker" hat
4 After dropping the breakfast tray, Tipping indulges in some rum with his lordship. Today is Lord Hughie's Exam Day, and Miss Pratt puts him through his aristoratic paces, a window for plenty of corn. The Duke and The Bishop come to stay, Tipping is ordered to frighten them away by playing ghost
5 As the estate is all but bankrupt, the house is opened to the public, with no help from 'Priggy' Pratt's Uncle Fred, who has to help them disguise themselves, goodness knows why. Further confusion with the arrival of two bank robbers. Puns include one on a stud farm, jokes include being frightened by a mouse. Best line: "Hitler wasn't a car park attendant"
6 Tipping is frozen stiff as the heating has failed. Diana of Mayfair with Hadji (Jimmy Thompson) are appointed to give the place a facelift, something this programme badly needed. The story muddles on, corny jokes include The Bishop getting a new tank for the oil heating, a real army tank. It ends in an inventive fantasy of pipes in the library that could have been so much funnier

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A unique series really made by the superb acting of Alfred Burke as Frank Marker, and by some generally excellent scripts. It started as a black/white ABC production and was one of the few shows that survived the transition to Thames.
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1.2 Nobody Kills Santa Claus (1965)
1.12 The Morning Wasn't So Hot
2.2 Don't Forget You're Mine (1966) - First Birmingham client is Mrs Jessop (Pauline Delaney, later to become Mrs Mortimer), whose younger husband is missing. Tis the usual reason, another woman. Seedy and predictable, but a well told story. Writer Roger Marshall's knack is to divide your sympathies before giving a clever unexpected twist before Frank proves himself "a private detective with honour"
2.7 Works with Chess, Not with Life
3.9 The Bromsgrove Venus (1968)
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5.1 A Mug Named Frank (1971) - rather sad, as Frank Marker's romance with Mrs Mortimer is inevitably written out. He helps a dear old Brighton lady (Nora Nicholson) whose son (Barry Foster) is £3,000 in arrears. When the son steals his mother's rare silver casket, Frank persuades him to confess all to the local police in Windsor, thus winning, at last, the respect of the law, at least in Windsor
5.2 Well- There Was This Girl You See - New opening titles now Frank's in Windsor, and at last a client, a girl who wants to share with Frank the £300 reward for returning a stolen necklace. She wants to shop Sheldon her ex-boyfriend who has ditched her- "I don't like your type," Marker tells him. Nor does Percy the police inspector, but Frank "plays games" too long and, typically, overplays his hand
5.3 Slip Home in the Dark - The case of the anonymous phone caller who blackmails Barbara whose hubby is trying to make a new start out of jail. A sad case, but at least Frank cracks it. "Mr Marker, I don't like you very much"
5.4 I Always Wanted a Swimming Pool - (now in colour) An opportunity for some shots around Windsor as Frank trails an errant husband. His main case is related to the rather sad Charles Loose (Cyril Luckham) who seems to be selling fake paintings of the Norwich School artist Manton. As he is patron to a young artist (James Bolam) he seems to have the opportunity. Marker poses as a connoiseur who wishes to purchase a genuine Manton. "Success makes for carelessness," Frank as usual getting too involved, but he comes out quids in for once when there's a brilliant twist to the story
5.5 The Beater and the Game - "Life isn't all happiness," older man Stanley warns his young girl friend. Certainly not for Frank either, when Stanley objects to Frank trailing him. Poor Frank is being used to track Stanley down by a "monster" (Terence Rigby)- "a very nasty business"
5.6 Come Into the Garden Rose (b/w)- Rich old Rose (Madge Ryan) announces she is to marry Harry, the porter at her home (George Sewell). Marker exposes him for what he is, but she runs away with him anyway. All a little embarrassing, the story that is, more so perhaps because, though it's not made explicit, Marker can see something of himself in Harry
5.7 And When You've Paid the Bill...- Peter Kulman, aged 23, has jumped off his uncle's office block. Frank delves his motives in a sad but fascinating tale, marred by some poor acting. The truth is even more painful than expected, as the script collapses, like Frank's typed report
5.8 Who Wants to be Told Bad News? - Some fine acting here: Glyn Edwards as usual, as Bain the irascible estate agent; and Mollie Maureen as his aunt, who asks Mr Marker to find a 1917 newspaper. But his main job is to check out Bain's Asian client, who wants to rent an isolated cottage: "something funny there, if you ask me." Too late, Frank goes to the cottage, but the con artists have flown, not that Marker is that bothered
5.9 The Man Who Didn't Eat Sweets - Is my husband Eddie (Peter Sallis) cheating on me? Yet he seems so innocent in this sad but moving story. But three wives on the go is quite a juggling act, and Frank tries to resolve it by facing Eddie with his polygamy. "No excuses," he admits, as it all comes crashing down
5.10 Ward of Court - Martin Bailey has fled from Sheffield to Windsor, with his son. Marker traces him and serves a court order, only to reluctantly get involved in a tug of war between father and "monster" of a mother. Superbly done, you don't know just where your sympathies lie
5.11 Transatlantic Cousins - For once Frank has an assistant, reluctantly, in the shape of Lana, daughter of an American who wants Frank to unearth his aristocratic roots. This makes for a novel variation, except she's such a feeble actress. They dig up "a dreadful old man" in straitened circumstances, and Alfred Burke enjoys a nice scene with him. As Marker remarks "I always end up disappointing somebody"
5.12 Shades of White - Are Jimmy and Simon a bad influence on 18 year old Anne (Lesley Anne Down)? Allan her bullying dad thinks so, and wants Marker to find out about them. Frank flirts with the housekeeper to help catch the two thieves in an excellently written tale (Robert Muller) full of well-drawn characters
5.13 John VII Verse 24 - Not entirely convincing story when Inspector Firbank advises Frank to "stick to the facts," after he suspends one of his juniors who's accused of theft. Frank finds himself as go-between, defending the young copper
6.1 The Bankrupt - Mel Peters (Ray Barrett) is filing for bankruptcy, so how come he's still driving a Rolls? "This fellow's been having you on," as he attempts to bribe Frank Marker who tangles with the usual array of dubious characters including a crooked solicitor. You hope Peters'll come a cropper, though retribution comes from a surprise source, "get stuffed"
6.2 Girl in Blue - Brian Summers (Richard Leech) gets a shock when he sees his estranged daughter Janice appearing in a blue film The Parson Knows. He asks Frank Marker to trace her, though "he hasn't got much chance of finding her." But against the odds, there she is, in Hounslow, "I got lucky." Final scene: Father and daughter reunited?
6.3 Many A Slip - Frank is asked to check the credit ratings of five applicants, one is Mrs Pembroke his doctor's wife, only Frank's inquiries show she is not married, "I don't think it's as simple as that." In King's Lynn, Frank digs up the truth about the doctor, not that it's much use to him, though it profoundly affects others
6.4 Mrs Podmore's Cat - Frank's broke, so any case is welcome, though widow Diana Podmore (Jean Kent) "eats me for breakfast," and asks Frank to look after Bertie, that's her cat. She staying at a health farm, and leaves him to pick up the pieces of her private life, fending off the attentions of the criminal Clive and her toy boy Ronnie. The theft of two of her valuable medallions might prove embarrassing for our detective
6.5 The Man Who Said Sorry - Oh dear, a rare flop. Frank Marker is asked by a Mr Barrett to investigate his wife, "a little younger than I am." he says she's having an affair, but really he's just wanting to waste Marker's time after he allegedly let him down in a case back in October 1967, long forgotten by the private detective. The scenario of the neurotic on the edge of suicide takes far too long to unfold, "what the hell are you going on about?" asks Marker and you sense he might have been ad libbing! This style of writing by Richard Harris was entirely inappropriate for this series, as a play, the main and almost only character is tedious and you almost wish he'd get on with it and kill himself. When he does so, it's meant to be tense, but Marker has washed his hands, and so have most viewers. Not to be watched if you are feeling low, or feeling anything
6.6 Horse and Carriage- Christmas cheer for Harry Longstaff (Tony Melody) who allegedly "enjoys being jealous" of his wife Lilian, "the most desirable woman in Windsor, well the world really." He's an old client of Marker's, wasting his time making him watch her while he's away. But is he using it as a cover for a dalliance with Pauline? Lily engages her own detective to follow Harry but a potentially explosive outcome turns merely into a tasteful comedy
6.7 A Family Affair - Old Charles Knight wrote his own will sharing his estate between his two sons Henry (Ralph Michael) and John (Norman Henry), and his long term housekeeper Harriet. When Marker investigates her circumstances, she appears very well off, had she been fleecing her employer? "I always knew she was out for herself." A can of worms is opened as the brothers' reactions are studied, but for me the conclusion didn't fit quite right
6.8 The Golden Boy - Where is Sir John's son Vivian? Why did he suddenly leave his Oxford College, a brilliant career ahead of him? Meet two old farts, one unconcerned, his own father even, but the other, his old Latin tutor, enlists Marker's aid. Students friends lead him to the high class tart Carol, "he was too much," she admits. He's found in a pub, where Marker pals up with him and gets very drunk. His odd tale emerges over odder philosophy, not very absorbing, something on the lines of freedom or bacon or..?
6.9 The Windsor Royal - Clem Lawrence (Raymond Francis) is worried that his lovely new variety of rose has been stolen, and suspects his ex-partner Hayward. Marker's investigation is complicated by the secret romance twixt Clem's daughter and his rival's son, "it's all perfectly inncoent," and more akin to a storm in a teacup, but a pleasant teacup
6.10 It's a Woman's Privilege - 10.02am at the railway station, Helen Mortimer has come from Brighton to consult Frank. It's a nice touch and you wish that after two years, Frank might be a little less professional towards her. However he does take on board her concerns for her son Nick who has purchased a house in Datchet he couldn't possibly afford as he has paid £27.500 for it. He's become an account in a business run by the shady Everard, selling cheap photocopiers. Frank applies to become a salesman with the firm and is interviewed by Nick. He somehow manages to inspect the books, and after a shouting match convinces Nick to "get out now," as he's being set up as a fall guy when the business inevitably crashes
6.11 Home and Away - Amateur football manager Don (Bryan Pringle) may be having an affair, his wife asks Frank to find out. Frank gets pally with Don who introduces club 'mascot' Gladys, no hint of romance with her. Frank in fact is only a pawn to try and make Don jealous, to rouse him from his "soul destroying" existence. Good characters, that's all here, "I don't like ball games," admits Frank, "especially when I'm being used as the ball"
6.12 Egg and Cress Sandwiches - Improbable casting of Brian Blessed as a vicar, ah, but he's a trendy vicar, at odds with his churchwarden the general (Robert Flemyng). Blackmail letters about the vicar's "fluttering among the hens," draws Frank into this ecclesiastical brouhaha as the story skirts serious issues and ends in a search for a missing painting. It really hinges on two simple folk, "do you remember Doncaster?"
6.13 The Trouble With Jenny- Frank is being chatted up by a hotel proprietor a la Mrs Mortimer and in a repeat of a plot in series four, he saves a young girl from suicide. Her older husband (Donald Houston) asks Marker to find out why. Frank uncovers a jukebox romance, a baby and blackmail, but you sense it'll never be a happy ending
7.1 Nobody Wants to Know (1975)- this grittier series begins with prisoner Joe Martins needing Frank to find a witness, Janet of Ascot, to prove he wasn't involved with a robbery. "You don't know what you're doing, Frank." It turns out the elusive Janet was in with Joe doping her father's horse, "you're a mug, Frank." His professional persistence finds her, but his duffing up is inevitable." You can't admire the ending, though the duffing story continues next time
7.2 How About A Cup of Tea? - Helen Mortimer, last seen in #6.10, is back, wanting to cheer up a depressed Frank in hospital after his duffing up. But she cannot get through to him, he refuses all approaches and she inevitably departs unfulfilled. Inspector Firbank attempts to help also in a practical way by getting Frank a job, to see tenant Mrs Grant who refuses to be evicted, broke, husband left her, more depressing even than Frank's saga. Get help, advises Frank, but like him, she is unwilling, for in her "you caught a glimpse of Frank Marker." A poignant study of depression, religion, life
7.3 How About It, Frank? - "Right bastard" Chief Insp Tyson wants facts from Frank about his duffing up so he can nail the perpetrator Tarrant. Frank won't play, he's investigating computer expert Brian Hart for his mate Ron Gash, a fine study even if the brief storyline is too familiar. With Joe Martins (see 7.1) Frank unwisely puts the screws on "moral imbecile" Tarrant and receives a monetary pay off. That gives Tyson his chance, and Frank is brought in. Good old Gash rescues Frank, who in his turn does a favour for the likeable Brian
7.4 They All Sound Simple At First - Working as Ron Gash's "assistant," Marker helps a Polish man (Philip Madoc) after sharing vodka with his extended family. The man is owed £692 by his brother in law Croxley (Peter Bowles). He's a philanderer, and despite his refusal to pay up, a little "strong" leaning by Gash works the oracle
7.5 The Fall Guy
7.6 What's To Become Of Us?
7.7 Hard Times - Another new office, this one's in Station Approach Chertsey. An uncommonly friendly bank manager Mr Pearce (Tenniel Evans) who finds Marker "a nice man," presses him to up his modest fees, "they're not high enough." His first job is from some nasty characters, Find Jimmy. As he's laundering money, Frank knows he's on "a hiding to nothing"
7.8 No Orchids for Marker - Mrs Alexander of The Laurels Farm Lane interrupts a night intruder in her conservatory. Here's a slow moving but interesting story as Marker sleeps on the job and unearths, literally, the truth, as the pleasant afternoon tea atmosphere turns into £10,000, well nearly
7.9 The Fatted Calf - Sociology student Giles Robinson has run off after a row with his father over a sit in at his factory. Marker finds him easily enough, but he's under the influence of Commie Vince (Alun Armstrong). He disappears once more, but Marker's quickly on to him. However Vince is using Giles to blackmail his father over a bomb threat Vince is persuaded to make. "There won't be a next one," as dad coughs up. Markers offers to deliver payment and adds a sermon
7.10 Lifer - Arthur Biddle (Norman Bird) asks Marker to find his wife, gone off with Brian. Two days' surveillance produces Brian but no sign of the wife, not surprising as she died over ten years ago! In fact Marker learns Brian had been convicted of killing Biddle's daughter, and Biddle is out for a warped revenge. Frank nobly attempts to stop his pathetic client who understandably has murder in his heart
7.11 Take No For an Answer- A study of widower Mr Jenks (a typical role for Richard Pearson), fastidious chief clerk at an engineeering firm. His daughter asks Marker to find out what's worrying him. It's to do wth the dubious Carter, who has caused him to descend to defrauding his company. Marker's attempt to solve the problem only makes matters worse. There's one well drawn scene as his secretarial pool peep at him as he opens his farewell present
7.12 Fit of Conscience- Collapse of a block of flats. Council employee John Friendly knows he took a bribe from the builder, and asks Marker to locate George Berry (Griffith Jones), his co-conspirator. "I can only tell you the facts," Marker insists, but he does go above and beyond to advise the man with the guilty secret. However the ending is a convenient swindle
7.13 Unlucky for Some - Mrs Waterfield of the Rivermead Hotel asks Frank Marker to check on her new daughter-in-law Paula. What is her relationship with Fellows, "very aimiable isn't he?" Marker's career ends with a case of blackmail concerning Paula's first husband's death, and the chance for a reward, 10% of £80,000 is surely in Frank's grasp
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Nobody Kills Santa Claus
A rather slow story about obnoxious dynamic businessman Paul Garston (Keith Baxter) who runs his firm with the aid of his subordinate, accountant Eric Hart (Peter Barkworth). His rivals "all come out bent and battered," as does Marker when he's hired to protect this unlikeable tycoon. For, "hardly surprise of the year," he's receiving threatening phone calls.
Several candidates present themselves to Marker, including his ex-wife, or maybe Ray who is being given the runaround by his wife Anne, who is off for another dirty weekend with Garston. Then there's Wheeler, whose firm Garston is trying to buy up on the cheap. But surely above suspicion is Timpson who is to finance this deal. Marker acts as Garston's chauffeur, winding up doing other menial tasks like opening his champagne bottles. "You don't like him do you," Anne comments to Frank, but then only she really does, or so it seems.
When Ray finds out about the affair, he forbids her to see Garston again, a forlorn threat. So he contacts the shady Ellis to arrange for Garston to be made "a hospital case." Unfortunately it's poor Frank who is given the treatment in error.
Naturally rather shaken up, Marker wants to know why Ray duffed him up. But evidently he's not the main man, the one who is making these threats. Anne however, realising her affair is coming to an end, informs Garston her husband is the culprit, and will only stop if he's paid £50,000, to avoid nasty publicity. In fact she's only paid £20,000, which she takes away with a man posing as her husband. But even this is an illusion, for "they're easily tricked," falling for the old one of stuffed blank paper covered by a few genuine pound notes. But Marker uses all his wiles to pay £10,000 of Gartson's cash to find out who the blackmailer is.
Result: Eric is sacked, ""you did a good job Marker." Though perhaps Garston is less pleased when he learns what it cost him. Frank wisely turns down the offer of a permanent job working for such a nasty man. Later stories started to focus more on Frank Marker, whereas this early effort spends too much time exploring the unpleasant client
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The Morning Wasn't So Hot
Sleazy if realistic story of prostitution, Philip Madoc has a typical chilling role as the creepy Dannon.

It's still steam train days, as the Hull train draws in to London, bringing Jenny (Carole Ann Ford) who makes for a snack bar. A smooth operator, Mason, spies her and chats her up.
Frank Marker's client is a Mr Drummond, solicitor, who wants Jenny traced, now missing six weeks, no relatives in London. Marker perceptively starts his search at the snack bar, but is not given any help. She has now been sold by Mason, after a lot of negotiation for £300 to Dannon, "I provide items for collection."
Thus when Frank tracks Jenny down, she's flown. He meets Sue, another of Mason's new call girls, she's from Sheffield, though she only knows Jenny left trying to improve herself. Frank departs after giving Mason a piece of his mind.
Jenny is now entertaining Gordon Reynolds who at an executive restaurant introduces her to salesman Alan. He hatches a scheme with Jenny to blackmail Reynolds. This subplot adds little to the story.
Having purchased Jenny who has gone to ground, Dannon wants her, and offers Marker £100 to find her. Not that Frank would dirty his hands with such a rogue. A taxi driver friend finds her for Frank, who has a fatherly talk with her to absolutely no effect, she is as hard as nails confidently believing she has made it. "These people are not to be fooled about with," Frank warns.
She's too confident however to be shaken. We hear Frank being beaten up by Dannon's thugs, watching her reactions as she listens on.
"She's a goner," Frank later informs Drimmond, though a slight shaft of light is Sue who asks Frank to contact her family to see if she can return home
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Works with Chess Not With Life
A young girl is claiming that she has had a bad stomach upset after eating mushrooms at a hotel. Clearly an anticipation of today's dreadful compensation culture that enriches noone but lawyers. A medical can reveal no evidence for her allegations, but nothing to disprove it either, so Frank is hired to investigate if she is malingering or not. He poses as a stylish salesman, not short of a bob, treating her to a top up meal. That certainly disproves her case for nausea!
That leads Frank to the case of the doctor who examined the girl. Dr Alan Skerrett (Derek Waring) is having an affair with Susan (Ann Lynn) and is ever waiting "the right moment" to tell his wife Nancy that he is going to leave her. Frnak learns this by following them to a tryst in a quiet church where the couple discuss their future, she earnest, he uncertain. She tries an ultimatum, she is leaving next Friday, will he come with her or not?
Even Nancy knows of his dilemma, though he doesn't know that she knows, she's only deduced it. Accordingly she asks Frank to act as a catalyst to make him decide. The vacillating Alan has finally decided to pay Susan off. Now only grateful he has rid himself of the dilemma, he kindly prescribes Susan a sedative, this a trick by her to blackmail him unless he goes away with her.
Facing the medical council if not, Alan requests Frank retrieve the prescription, but Frank is not that sort of investigator. He does agree to talk to Susan and try persuasion. In a memorable scene, he spins her a line and helps himself to the prescription, she convinced to leave the city alone. Another fine scene when husband learns wife knows of it all, when Frank talks to her. This time it's she who doesn't know that he knows
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The Bromsgrove Venus (March 16th 1968)
This could have been titled The Venus Flytrap, in honour of the dead fly that is continuously on the VCR machine!

Out of the rain, Frank Marker slips into the library, where a photographic competition is on display, organised by John Ingleby. Pride of place seems to belong to The Bromsgrove Venus, a pastiche of the celebrated National Gallery picture with a photographed head and body of a different woman. It's actually the head of Maria, who is the wife of the boss Paul. Who took this compromising photo, that's what Paul wants to know.
Marker first questions Ingleby who had actually submitted this photo, but he is unhelpful. But Marker finds the photographer who had developed this print, Ridge. He had made several copies, one had been stolen apparently. Marker is fairly sure Ingleby is the one who had stolen the photo, then submitting it in the competition.
According to Ridge, Box 30 had originally commissioned this photo, Marker calls at the address, but meets another brick wall in the owner. So he decides to follow Maria, who goes to the address of Box 30! Here, Marker overhears her asking for the name of Box 30, and some cash elicits the name, which is written down, so Marker is none the wiser. So he has to continue following her, she goes to an address, the Church Militant Union. She does not go in.
Back at his office, Marker gets a shock, Maria is waiting for him. She asks him to help as she is being blackmailed. Seven years ago she had had an affair with a man named Busby, a keen photographer. He'd taken this photo of her as a joke, but now she is handing £5 per week to Box 30.
Now Marker calls at the place, where Pauline's Dance Parlour is in full swing. Marker enrols for some private tuition in the tango, which he does with some style.
Her surname is Busby, and Frank Marker faces her with her blackmail. Easily he obtains the copies she's made of the photo as well as her side of the story. "I just wanted to make her pay."
Pauline and Maria are brought face to face, and they concoct a story which they tell Paul at the dancing school. Somehow all parties are satisfied for a jolly finale.
As a study of estrangement between a middle aged husband and a younger foreign wife, this is well told

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In Series Four the programme achieved a very high standard of writing, with a sensitive account of an ex prisoner's problems in attempting to reintegrate into society.

The series starts in Ford Prison, and shows Frank Marker being released and trying to make a new start in Brighton. With reluctant help from his probation officer, Frank obtains employment, but runs into various difficulties, not always of his own making.
At the same time he does settle into his digs run by Mrs Mortimer, and the beginnings of a relationship are just visible, even in a loner such as Frank.

4.1 Welcome to Brighton? (1969)
4.2 Divide and Conquer
4.3 Paid in Full
4.4 My Life's My Own
4.5 Case for the Defence
4.6 The Comedian's Graveyard
4.7 A Fixed Address
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4.1 Welcome to Brighton
This is a sometimes moving character study of the problems of a prisoner on parole, and a very lonely parolee at that. A sad portrait of a loner on the very periphery of society.
759413 F Marker, HM Prison Ford, convicted of receiving stolen property is being released on the morrow. Yes, he is going straight, though "once you're in their little black book, you're there for ever."
Mr Hull his probation officer provides an accommodation address, the governor gives a personal goodbye also, asking a few probing questions of his personal life. "Who've you got?" The defensive Marker replies "myself," he's no choice.
Next day the van drives him to the station, the only prisoner on release. A strangely moving scene as he tastes freedom of sorts on the platform. The 42 train stops. An empty carriage for Marker. In Brighton he makes for number 24, in sight of the sea and the pier, where Mrs Mortimer makes him feel welcome. She's a widow.
Savouring his freedom Frank Marker walks along the prom, as he recalls his experiences inside. On the front is Tony's restaurant where he takes soup and a mixed grill. By the pier a tart picks him up, Grace, they kiss, she helps herself to his wallet, and the mood passes.
Freda Jakeman is the wife of one of Marker's few acquaintances inside. He'd promised to look her up, but she's not living where her husband has said. Some of his old inquiry agent skills help Frank to find her quite easily, and the reason she'd stopped coming to the prison are soon evident. Marker's no marriage counsellor and it is she who gives him home truths about being married to a habitual criminal.
From this sad place to Mr Hull and a conversation, a reluctant conversation, that is at first on the general theme of how prison reforms so few. They discuss making friends, that's not for Frank, and the job Hull has obtained for him on a building site. "I'm off officaldom," Frank finally admits
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4.2 Divide and Conquer
Slow but absorbing account of Marker's first days at work.
A seemingly unrelated subplot follows two leatherclad motorcyclists (perhaps Thames couldn't afford a bigger gang?), who swindle the owner (Ken Jones) at a cafe by Palace Pier.
Frank Marker is given tea in bed and a cooked brekker, before starting work at Black Rock repairing the sea wall. Then back to his digs and a chat with a defrocked solicitor, but Marker isn't the "sociable" type and it's a rather one sided conversation. But they make for the pub, and there Marker brushes with one of the yobs Harry (Terence Rigby) trying his same swindle on the barman (Norman Mitchell). It ends in a scuffle, Frank Marker winded, but at least they earn a free drink.
Harry and his mate Frank want revenge and attempt to run Marker down. "We'll teach him something."
Next day on the beach the chance comes. It's a bit like, though not a lot, Cary Grant on that desert road as Harry and Frank confront Marker by the lonely sea wall. Harry taunts Marker by eating his egg sandwiches. Marker responds, at a distance, by offering Harry a few tips in a tense filmed scene. Marker tries to put the gentler Frank against the belligerent Harry. "I'm going to fill you in," boasts the nasty Harry. Two years inside, Marker retorts, and that gets Frank's namesake worried. Marker can become more confident now, and even snatches the spade in Harry's hand. "You got a big loose mouth," cries the losing Harry, as Marker's graphic account of life inside frightens off Frank.
The stand off is over. This is a slight story that shows the vulnerability of the ex prisoner, at the mercy of so many nasty types. The final camera shot pulls back from the beach where Frank Marker works all alone, it's a memorable picture
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4.3 Paid in Full

Frank Marker is now delivering toilets and is able to collect his first pay packet. In the Lanes area he nearly buys a flash shirt, and then in the window of Fanny's Curios, he spots a porcelain figure that reminds him of his childhood. The kindly shopkeeper, having listened to Frank's singing a hymn to rather changed words, sells the figure to him at a bargain price.
Kenrick, Frank's boss, has bad news. The pay packet of Arthur Wilson has gone missing, and as this is the first time such a problem has arisen, Wilson is pointing his finger at "the jailbird." Dt Constable Brown quizzes Mrs Mortimer about her paying guest and then the unhappy Frank who realises "I'm favourite," as his room is searched. Nothing found, and Mrs Mortimer sympathises with some whiskey in a nice exchange. She opens up a little herself, revealing she's no widow really, her husband simply left her.
Next day at work proves difficult. Though Frank contributes to a fund for Wilson, everyone assumes he is guilty and when the empty stolen paypacket is found in Frank's clothing, he has to be taken to the police station for questioning.
En route, Brown has to stop on the A27 to arrest a young thief Barry who appears to have killed someone.
At the station Brown admits that he believes Frank is innocent. Mr Hull comes to sympathise. But Frank has that sinking feeling, "it's not going to work is it?" he asks rhetorically, "the unclean notice is up."
Barry's case is in the Evening Argus, and Frank talks the story over with his landlady over a cuppa. Jenny, Kenrick's secretary, comes to his digs to offer help, asking if he could provide an alibi. She does recall telling one employee about Frank's record. This clears up the case quickly, and Jenny rushes to break the good news to Frank. Trouble is "people jump to conclusions," and when Frank reports back to work an apologetic Kenrick has to turn him away. Mr Hull tries to calm down the angry Frank, in a very sad finish.
This was clearly a problem just waiting to happen for the ex-prisoner, and the story is told very honestly and sympathetically. You wish Frank Marker could trust those wanting to help him, but at the same time, you know he's not that kind of man

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4.4 My Life's My Own

With his landlady away, Frank is left in charge at the guest house, and takes in a new lodger, young, pretty, but agitated. She keeps phoning someone called Chris, and seems in even a worse state than Frank, who's looking for a new job.
It's 2.20am when Frank, hearing her radio still noisily playing, kindly brings her a cup of coffee to her room. She doesn't answer his knock, so he breaks in, and finds her asleep, clearly drugged. Bravely, he makes her sick and causes her to come round, interestingly doing all this on his own, as surely Frank would, without seeking medical aid.
He makes Shirley take a long walk along the prom, to prevent her from relapsing into a stupor. Then back home, black coffee as she tears up a note she has left for Chris.
Next morning he makes some soup for her, and she explains about the trouble with Chris who is married. So while she sleeps some more, Good Samaritan Frank calls round to see Chris, and finds Chris is a woman, married to a doctor. Shirley had been a nurse for Chris during her illness. Matter of factly the doctor clains she did it to get attention, "she's a strange girl." It is not a happy meeting, one suspects the couple had words later after Frank has departed.
Encouraged by Frank's kindness, Shirley phones Chris, who is pleased, though her husband is a lot more unpleasant. Thus when Frank returns after a walk, Shirley has left. Landlady Mrs Mortimer comes home and is inquisitive about her unseen guest. "I thought I could cope," is Frank's typical line.
"You've taken on too much," is her pertinent reply," but before they can do more, Chris phones, receiving the sharp end of Frank's tongue. However anxiety is dispelled when Shirley phones also, to say all is well.

An interesting story that reveals a lot about Marker's character, but is not entirely convincing or satisfying

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4.5 Case for the Defence

Frank Marker's new job is stacking supermarket shelves, where a friendly local policeman meets him to offer him something more up his line, working for a private detective.
"They wouldn't want an ex-convict," retorts Frank, but Mr Rylands is prepared to take a chance. However, as usual for Frank, it's not as straightforward as all that.
Day one, he meets Davies, a solicitor. His client, the brash and rich businessman Osborne (William Lucas) needs assistance in reducing the charge his son is facing of murder to that of manslaughter. Barry Osborne has admitted killing Flockton, but can Frank gather anything to show that the killing was not premeditated?
The dead man owned a garage near Plumpton, so Frank hires a Morris Minor and drives to this garage to buy some petrol. He pumps the attendant who proves to be Mrs Flockton, and then her son, a mechanic there. Flockton was a burly man and the puzzling thing is how he could have been overcome by Barry at all, unless it was a surprise attack.
At the local, Frank takes a half of cider and finds out that Flockton had had one spell behind bars in Lewes prison. Osborne is mighty pleased to get this news! Eagerly he gives Frank a lift in his Rolls so they can talk with the victim of Flockton's crime, Jackson, though he is not all there for he has had a stroke. Osborne hopes that stroke might be the aftermath of Flockton's attack. However his methods are not to Frank's taste, and anyway bribery is of little effect.
"There are degrees of guilt," Osborne tells his son, who is at least honest- he refuses, like Frank, to allow the evidence to be manipulated.
At the University of Sussex Frank talks to Barry's girl friend who says it all with "Osborne Senior has a lot to answer for." She reckons Barry might have killed Flockton for kicks. But to Osborne, who wines and dines her royally, she considers his bribe to say she had given Barry LSD. But what she will say in court is never revealed.
Sick of this evil, Frank persuades Barry to plead guilty, for they are both fed up with the rich man's high handed criminal dishonesty. It's not an action that gains Frank much glory, though he does at least retain his dignity

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4.6 The Comedian's Graveyard

A memorable story set on the now defunct West Pier in Brighton, with Joe Melia and Leslie Dwyer as two tired old show biz pros, without hope rather like Frank Marker, eking a living running an end of pier show. It's a well worn storyline a la JB Priestley's The Good Companions, but so well executed.

Billy Raybold is holding auditions and seventeen year old Judy (Tessa Wyatt) tries her luck with A Bird in a Gilded Cage. "She looks good," so they give her a go. Billy, rather too old for her but ever hopeful, warns her of the hard graft Judy'll need.
Frank has been working on divorce cases, but now he's asked to find this Judy who ran away from home ten days ago. She sent a postcard from Black Rock, so she's in the area. "She wants to be a singer," Judy's aunt, Mrs Reid, tells Frank. (You sense there's another storyline hidden here, but it is never developed.)
Not too optimistically, Frank scours the theatres, then on to the pier where Raybold says he's not seen her.
But in her period bathing costume she's handing out leaflets promoting the show and Frank is lucky and spots her. "You did know her," he confronts the pessimistic Raybold.
Frank breaks the good news to Mrs Reid who is staying with Frank's landlady, Helen Mortimer. The three go to watch the show. Raybold's patter is typical end of pier, then it's Judy's turn. Shots of her nervously waiting in the wings as Raybold concludes his jokes. She sings Daddy Wouldn't Buy me a Bow Wow. Afterwards in the dressing room, she calmly tells her aunt that she's staying put. The two are left to talk while Frank and his landlady get as close as they ever do in the series. Helen suggests Frank set up as a private detective on his own again, but that needs money. She offers him £1,000 to get started.
Frank sort of solves Judy's case in a kindly way. He gets Doris, Billy's estranged wife, to tell Judy a few home truths, it's a gritty heart to heart, the old pro and the young innocent as Judy sees Billy's darker side. There's a pathetic parting and Frank is in trouble too, for closing the case far too quickly. Such lack of integrity in his employer makes Frank walk out.

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4.7 A Fixed Address
Over the washing up, Frank chats easily with Helen Mortimer about a possible office for his new business. He is even waiting on two guests, young Pete and Rose, who are clearly not hitting it off together, although evidently they have run away together. After four days living here, they are more arguing than loving.
Frank looks over one basement office, dingy but inexpensive, and asks Helen to come and give her opinion. But before she can do so there appears a fly in the ointment. It's Helen's estranged husband Denis, "seven years too late," who says he's come to see if Frank is OK, and he is clearly out to be a nuisance, out to needle Frank. Helen seems too slow in dealing with his snide comments and Frank not unreasonably retreats back into his shell. It's not helped by Mr Hull, Frank's probation officer, who has talked on the quiet with Helen and learned she is hoping Frank will stay on. Hull, furthermore, is against Frank restarting his old trade though he does reluctantly agree to allow Frank to take his chance.
Dinner at the guest house, the young couple still bickering, Frank and Denis at separate tables, in a strained silence. "We must talk," Helen urges Frank, but he has clammed up.
Pete and Rose are finally parting and Denis and Helen live out their past failure, that leaves Frank on his own.
Howeever Helen helps Rose drown her tears and cut her losses, something she must do herself, all this while Frank has a bit of a heart to heart with the surly unthinking Pete, two losers together.
So alone Rose departs, as Frank gets his new office ready all alone. Denis and Helen have a final talk, in which he asks her to join him abroad for his new job. She at last sees why he has returned, he needs a wife to clinch this post, and she turns him right down. So he departs in a huff, and she goes at last to inspect Frank's new workplace, "thanks, you're a pal."

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The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes (Thames, 1971)
Intriguing dramatisations about forgotten Victorian detectives.
1 Dr Thorndyke (John Neville): A Message from the Deep Sea (20 Sept 1971). An eminent and self assured forensic scientist is Thorndyke, who casts a fatherly eye over the first case of his student Dr Hart. A woman has been stabbed in the neck in a Harrow Alley brothel. In charge of the case is "the worst kind of idiot," Det Sgt Bates (Terence Rigby). Equally blustering is Dr Davidson (Bernard Archard) whose post mortem is unthorough in the extreme. The inquest is a little too predictable, defence counsel for the innocent accused is mildly incompetent (Nicholas Smith- a mix of Harry Secombe, Mr Pickwick and Mr Rumbold). Thorndyke delights in all their blunders and turns the case with his revelations and despite the coroner's pleas, refuses to name the real killer until he has revealed all his "essential facts." This is unashamedly an imitation of Sherlock with admirably drawn main characters and meticulous fairness with the evidence
2 The blind Max Carrados (Robert Stephens): The Missing Witness Sensation. Inspector Beadle's case against post office robber Mr Rank is threatened with collapse when a witness is produced, one Thaxted, who states he'd been with Rank at the time of the crime in Richmond Park. But Carrados knows he's lying, since he'd been talking to Thaxted in the park himself. To silence him, Max is kidnapped by Irish revolutionaries. Yet Max bravely refuses to succumb to their blackmail. His deductive powers enable him to pinpoint where he is being held, and he appears confident he'll get free, but on precisely what basis is hard to imagine. "You're a whimsical fellow, Mr Carrados," Robert Stephens playing the slightly foppish detective superbly
3 Horace Doddington: The Affair of the Avalanche Bicycle and Tyre Company Limited. Ideally cast as an eccentric with those rolling eyes of his, Peter Vaughan plays this unscrupulous detective living the high life with all his usual hints of menace, though perhaps not his finest role by some way. He worms his way into the life of ex-cycle racer Ralph Stedman (John Carlisle). After dining at the Garrick Club they attend the cycle training session of temperamental Frank Gillet "who rides like an angel." But he nearly joins the angels when a seat is thrown on the track and he is nobbled for the season. Doddington investigates and exposes a double dealer of his own ilk, boss of the firm Paul Mallows (John Stratton), here's an opportunity for blackmailing him. "Have you no moral sense?" he expostulates, though Mallows has his own underhand ways that nearly get the better of the rascally detective. Here's a Victorian anti-hero in tune with the modern era
4 Simon Carne (Roy Dotrice): The Duchess of Wiltshire's Diamonds. Carne has a "bad egg" alter ego, Klimo private detective extraordinnaire. In one clever scene, we silently watch his transformation from one to t'other. At the ball of the Duchess (Barbara Murray) both of him attend to relieve her of her diamonds, "marvellously simple." But has he "overreached himself"? Will Supt Vyvyan catch him "in flagrante"? Of course not, so His Grace calls in no less than Klimo to investigate, "the man's mad"
5 Carnacki, Ghost Detective (Donald Plesence): The Horse of the Invisible. Often there's one dud in a series, I even found the background music too obtrusive. Mary is engaged to Lt Charles Beaumont, but local legend is that she will die under a ghostly horse. "Favourite cousin" Harry must be suspicious, as he's played by Sherlock Holmes, or rather by Geoffrey Whitehead who later played the great detective. The joker is caught with half an explanation, but it's all very silly, laughable if it wasn't so daft
6 Horace Doddington: The Case of the Mirror of Portugal. Solomons is offered by Doddington the legendary diamond lost during the French Revolution. There is only one thing needful, it has to be stolen first. Job completed with the aid of a broken chloroform bottle and much devious dialogue. Well nearly stolen, now sunk in the Thames by Richmond Bridge. This second Doddington tale is less absorbing with Peter Vaughan only occasionally his real self
7 Dixon Druce (John Fraser): Madame Sara. The lovely Beatrice will inherit two million pounds from her late uncle, if she survives her half brother Henry and her sister Edith. The lady of the title is the "mysterious and beautiful" owner of "the most magical place in London," a beauty salon in fact. Multi-talented, Sara "sings divinely," she's evergreen, eternally young, an enigmatic match for any true detective. "I have no fear of age," she smiles. Stylish, at times beguiling, the drama kicks in with a death, poisoning. Finally Dixon shows his detective skills as he reasons out the ingenious crime with his butler Finch, in a wonderfully entertaining way. "I had thought of something like it, but not this"
8 Jonathan Pryde (Ronald Hines): The Case of the Dixon Torpedo. Who in Britain is printing forged Russian banknotes? It's the same man who is spying on inventor Dixon (Derek Francis). Plans for his secret torpedo are stolen, "this is serious." Chief suspect is junior employee Roberts (James Bolam), but you can easily work out Roberts' sister Maggie must have been compromising Dixon. Pryde works it out later, then persuades Roberts to help trap the Russian spy. A few too many characters to make a rounded satisfying drama
9 Lady Molly (Elvi Hale): The Woman in the Big Hat. That Lady Molly is so skilful a detective, they will soon have to "close up Scotland Yard for good!" Inspector Saunders (Peter Bowles) dabbles into the poisoning of a man in a superior restaurant, but of course it's Lady Molly who solves the case with her assistant Mary, played by Ann Beach who steals the show, eclipsed only briefly by Una Stubbs as a beguiling shoplifter
10 Martin Hewitt (Peter Barkworth): The Affair of the Tortoise. A French servant's tortoise is killed in the house where Miss Hester Chapman resides. The killer is Rameau, who looks and dresses like a madman. He is very well off, with lots of expensive jewellery, but he is found murdered by Milly the maid. When police arrive, the body has gone! Inspector Nettings "couldn't find a monkey in Oxford Street," so Hester asks Mr Hewitt to investigate. A voodoo doll provides a clue to political intrigue as the story loses itself, "you're supposed to be dead." So to the enigmatic conclusion, "I don't know"
11 Romney Prince (Donald Sinden): The Assyrian Rejuvenator. On the track of Jacobs a con man selling fake medicines, Romney meets a doddery colonel who has wasted a fortune on the stuff. He's enamoured of Collins' Music Hall starlet Suzie Shepherd, who also takes Romney's eye. Posing as a Major Parkins, Romney goes to the swindler's office, "we'll have the law on you." Scared, Jacobs runs off, all very straightforward. However Romney now takes over the running of the business, assisted by Jacob's scretary Doris. While he does entrap the crook, and leaves behind a broken heart, he also lines his own pocket very nicely thank you
12 Bernard Sutton (Robert Lang): The Ripening Rubies. Sutton is a West End jeweller who is offered a priceless necklace by a tramp. It had been made by Sutton himself, for Lady Maud Faber. He returns her property and is asked to guard the jewellery while she holds her sumptuous ball. Despite the attention also of the incompetent Inspector Illingworth (Windsor Davies), several other neckaces are stolen. "I thought you were a fool Mr Sutton," the thief teases him and orders he is pushed downstairs to his death
13 Martin Hewitt (Peter Barkworth): The Case of Laker, Absconded. Also with Ronald Hines as Jonathan Pryde. Bank runner Mr CW Laker "has vanished into thin air" along with £15,000 of his employer's cash. "Charles didn't do it," protests his fiancee Miss Shaw. Though police seek his arrest, Hewitt believes her and traces the abducted Laker to a cellar. It's a run of the mill tale

2.1 Polly Burton (Judy Geeson): The Mysterious Death on the Underground Railway. "The loveliest corpse Holborn has ever seen," is found on the train at Farringdon Street. Aspiring crime writer Polly investigates the mysterious Frank Errington, with a little help from nice Sgt Frobisher (Richard Beckinsale) and her uncle Sir Arthur who turns out to be Errington's lawyer. This is more two long court scenes, and Sir Arthur appears to have "backed a loser." But he demolishes an eyewitness, and Polly risks all to come face to face with the killer
2.2 Inspector Leo Lipinzki (Barry Keegan): The 500 Carats. The unconvincing opening sets the story off on the wrong footing, though the characters gradually grow on you as you get into the plot, Aideen O'Kelly the most absorbing. The de Beers diamond is stolen from the secure office safe, we might suspect the potential buyer Cornelius, who's played by Alan Tilvern who always plays baddies doesn't he? But the guilty man is Marsden (Martin Jarvis). "I know you did it," Lipinzki tells him, but he can't prove it. But Marsden falls out with his sidekick over the proceeds and the love of pub landlady Bridie Sullivan
2.4 JT Laxworthy (Bernard Hepton): The Secret of the Magnifique. The mysterious Laxworthy greets first Mr Wing from outside Parkworth Prison, then Mr Anderson off the Dartmoor train. He makes the pair an exceptional offer, help rob select hotel guests in Paris,. However Laxworthy has an ulterior motive, more altruistic. "I'm a little confused," admits Anderson, and this is so intriguing it becomes a little too clever for itself. "I don't understand," though the plot does become clearer, all to do with a revolutionary new torpedo
2.5 "France's greatest detective" Valmont (Charles Gray): The Absent Minded Coterie. Insp Hale needs Valmont to get proof against Ralph Summertrees, a skilled forger of five shilling coins. Ralph's remarkable butler Podgers is a police plant, but the promising case turns into a bland stagey anti climax
2.6 Lt Holst (John Thaw): The Sensible Action of Lieutenant Holst. The tale of an ordinary conscientious policeman in the "quiet" city of Copenhagen. His task today is to protect a frightened Russian countess from being murdered by her brother-in-law. Holst also listens to the count's side of the story of his "unbalanced" sister who is squandering the family fortune. An interesting moral dilemma for Holst that boils down to a background of Russian revolutionary sympathies, "perhaps now you'll believe me." Resisting diplomatic pressure from all sides, Holst insists on adherence to Danish law, but overruled, tragedy follows. Compelling and different
2.7 Professor Van Dusen (Douglas Wilmer): The Superfluous Finger. An intriguing story with a former Sherlock Holmes in the title role as well as Charles Morgan (late of Sergeant Cork) as Det Sgt Mallory. A surgeon (Laurence Payne) refuses to amputate a lady's finger, since it is perfectly healthy, but then she deliberately mutilates herself and he has to operate. The trail leads to the fortune of the woman's uncle, the eccentric Sir Hector Drummond (William Mervyn)
2.8 Dagobert Trosler (Ronald Lewis): The Anonymous Letters. "Good God sir, you've hit a Habsburg!" With lines like this, no further comment is really needed. The sets are magnificent, but not compensation for the acting, which lacks sparkle. Some needless nudity lowers the whole tone still further. In Viennese high society, Countess Nadja (Nicola Pagett) is being blackmailed. "Daredevil bachelor" Trosler identifies the likely culprits- and as Francis de Wolff is in the cast, everyone including Trosler knows it must be him since he is always a baddie. However it is not quite so straightforward, though still pretty obvious
2.9 Dr John Thorndyke (Barrie Ingham): The Moabite Cipher. Anarchists are out to blow up a Russian duke who is visiting London. A mysterious code is key to the drama, the mysterious Mr Barton however leads Thorndyke with his faithful friend Dr Jervis (Peter Sallis) on a wild goose chase, or rather train chase. Lighthearted touches turn far too heavy handed when a professor (Derek Smith) joins the cast to translate "the bladerdash." Thorndyke's alternative solution seems to be "a joke," according to the Yard inspector, but all is revealed
2.10 William Drew (Derek Jacobi): The Secret of The Foxhunter. "A beastly underhand business," actually it is also lacking in excitement and tension, despite high production values. Denise Coffee as Drew's contact is the only bright spark. Drew investigates a Prussian spy staying in a country house, where dwell also Davidoff from Russia, and the enigmatic Beatrice, none however offer the slightest competition as rivals of Holmes
2.11 Mr Horrocks (Ronald Fraser: The Looting of the Specie Room. In 1910 the RMS Oceanic is out to beat the Atlantic crossing record. In cabin A15 someone is after the valuable cargo of gold bullion on board. Horrocks the purser is suspect number one when the gold is spirited away. Novel but bland
2.12 Hagar (Sara Kestelman): The Mystery of the Amber Beads. Gypsy Hagar Stanley runs her late Uncle Jacob's pawnshop and buys some beads for £5 from a "funny" customer Rose. Dt Sgt Gruber (Joss Ackland) informs her that the beads are stolen, the owner murdered, Sarah the maid chief suspect. But Hagar hides this deaf mure, fighting against Gruber's dim intelligence to save her from the gallows. A "dodge" works the oracle
2.13 Charles Dallas (Robin Ellis): The Missing QCs. I liked this final story from the series. Dallas is a junior QC to Sir Revell (John Barron at his CJ best), in love with Millie who insists he obtain her father's permission to marry in the middle of a court case, and yes Sir Revell is her dad! The trial of Thomas, charged with murder has its own charm, with Sir Revell clashing with the prosecution led by Ladbroke (Jack May). Poor Inspector Mayhew (Gordon Gostelow) is baffled when both QC's disappear "into thin air." The mystery deepens further when Millie dashes off to a lunatic asylum run by the eccentric Professor Dyne (John Phillips). The plot turns now to more Hammer horror with a touch thrown in of Carry On Screaming
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The Squirrels
After a lost pilot had been made in 1974, ATV were not quick to spot the potential of this series with Bernard Hepton, Ken Jones and Patsy Rowlands. Some of the plots and even storylines and characters were later reused in Fiddlers Three.
1.2 Men Without Women (July 1975) - the weekend conference, Rex has to go without his wife. There's a party in Rex's room!
1.3 Man Most Likely to -"Sponge" Rex meets old school bully Reggie Parsons.
2.1 Ashes to Ashes (July 1976)- Rex isn't Bob Cratchit, but he must have a day off for another funeral, or is it the Test Match? JF thinks it's Rex's coffin in the lounge
2.2 Fluffy-Bun - Rex must cover up for Harry who's had a night at the Paradise Rooms. He goes there to meet a secret admirer, many eyes watching, all in dark glasses
2.3 Burke in Clover - after the office party, Burke is in a position to grab a few blackmail perks and even plans to get married
2.4 The New Broom - Rex is in temporary charge when the new MD inspects the office, though somehow the new cleaner (Lee Montague) is confused for the boss
2.5 On the Carpet - £20,000 is missing, JF's old carpet is in Rex's house, in this Kenneth Cope script that doesn't pass muster
2.6 The Renaissance - "lovely looking" Heather beguiles JF, but then he finds out who she is
2.7 The X Factor - JF's payslip is in Carol's envelope, it's "a war of nerves" finding out who knows what about who's pay (no PR)
2.8 The Weaker Sex - "Interfering busybody" Miss Smedley is doing a study of the office efficiency, but she also brings women's lib to Rex and Harry's wives
3.1 The Snatch (Nov 1976) - the adventures of Rex Mason, with a bag containing £5,000 strapped to his wrist
3.2 Leapfrog - "35 years up the spout, stabbed in the back by an amateur Brutus," thus JF who must not let management know of his bad back
3.3 The Cruise - David Craig is here to "brainwash" staff into the merits of Europe, with the offer of a cruise, or is it a "last journey"?
3.4 The Bonus Scheme - "Your big chance, Rex," he must devise a cost cutting scheme- so who's for the chop? It points to ....
3.5 The Long Hot Summer - the heat sets off Harry's practical joking. Permissiveness rears its ugly head in the staff garden, and revenge on Harry
3.6 The Argument -"It's him or me," Harry/Rex. They have fallen out, too much for JF, who retires home
3.7 What a Way to Go - To get the vacant job in Jamaica, JF needs to prove to the interviewers he has a reliable wife- Rex's will do
3.8 Shoulder to Shoulder - Rex needs a pay rise to pay Sweeney (Alun Armstrong), "the one with the tattoos." JF refuses, so a strike, who will crack first?
3.9 The Game's the Thing - Rex wants to join the golf club, but JF is a notorious blackballer
3.10 The Cover Up (no PR)- none too funny. Northwood Black is on the prowl, Harry thinks he uncovers his swindle
3.11 The Break In - The Chairman's landed! His inventory may show up all those little things that Rex and the others have borrowed
3.12 Men of Straw (final story) - the new office coffee machine, Rex is chosen to head the opposition
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On We Go (BBC, 1973, on 16mm films)
Dramatised stories, each 15 minutes long, designed to teach the English language. Well scripted, with simple well constructed story lines offering some humour, as long as you re-mem-ber that each ac-tor has to en-un-ci-ate the words clear-ly. (One of several BBC English language series (see also English by Television.)
Perhaps the series is most of interest, if a little sadly, for the part taken by star Ronald Howard, near the end of his career, who played Mr Yates. He appears in most of the first fifteen stories. The cast also included: Patricia Lawrence as Mrs Yates, Christopher Strauli as Mark, Mark Griffith as Ted, Madeline Cannon as Ann, and Brenda Cavendish as Kate. Scripts except where noted were by John Tully. Director: Gilchrist Calder, then for later stories Kevin Sheldon.
Picture: from #27.

Thirty stories were made:
9 Who Is In the Bathroom? - Mr Yates must be going deaf. "What's the matter? Someone's in the bathroom." There's quite a discussion, and some peering through the keyhole until Mrs Yates resolves the puzzle, "I remember now"
10 A Surprise for Mrs Yates - The fridge is over full, the boys eat so much, so Mr Yates places a huge order for frozen food. Where's it all going to go? "That's a lot of food." Mrs Yates hurries off to complain, not realising a freezer has been ordered, but hasn't yet arrived. When it does, it is placed in the shed, the boys getting hungrier all the while. But they're in for a disappointment, as the frozen chicken has to be thawed before cooking, and they'll have to wait eight hours... (With James Appleby as Vanman. No Brenda Cavendish).
11 Ted's Girl Friend - Ted has met Sheila at this judo club, "she's wonderful." Or is it his money she finds attractive? Her potentially expensive tastes prove Ted's downfall, in a story the cast clearly have some fun with. (Sheila's unusually large role is taken by Heather Wright. No Patricia Lawrence despite being listed in the credits)
12 We Like You - The girls are discussing someone who is "very good looking," the boys overhearing can't agree to which of them they are referring. When Mr Yates gives the girls theatre tickets the remark is, "he's a marvellous man. He likes to give us a surprise." Again the boys overhear, and smarten themselves up, but over a meal their presents and efforts to impress fall flat. Worse, they learn of their error. (No Patricia Lawrence)
13 The Necklace - Kate's friend (Phoebe Shaw) lends her a necklace to wear at a dance. But it gets left on the kitchen table and the boys accidently drop it in the bin. Kate has to go to the dance without it, but next day Mrs Yates like a detective retrieves the lost article
14 Share With Me - Tom (Eric Carte), Mark's friend at art school, takes his words of wisdom about sharing literally, and comes to stay. But he's awfully noisy, "I couldn't sleep." So Ted and Mark do some 'sharing' of their own, borrowing Tom's clothes
15 One Cold Day - Oh dear, it's cold and the boiler's gone wrong, just when Kate's mother (Clare Austin) is coming from America. "She hates the cold." So a fire is lit and when Kate's mum arrives she finds Kate's face all blackened with soot. Luckily, some amateur repairs to the boiler get it going
16 Mark is Ill - Mark's been at a dance until 2am and though it's his turn to do the cleaning jobs, he pretends he has a pain in his arm, and goes back to bed. But when Ann examines his arm, Mark has some difficulty remembering which is the arm that is suffering. The doctor (Norman Bird) diagnoses "nothing wrong," so Ann adminsters some foul tasting medicine and Kate soaks Mark with water, so he might as well do the cleaning, and gets the last laugh chasing them with the hoover.
22 Albert- Kate is raving over a romantic novel so the boys write her an admiring letter, as in the story. It's from someone named Albert, who after flowers, even telephones, so Kate dates him. Ted dons a beard and sunglasses but Kate pulls them off to expose the tricksters. Still, it ends in smiles, "I like Albert" (No PL)
23 Mrs Yates' Nephew - Mrs Yates' nephew is coming to stay but when a vacuum salesman calls, he's mistaken for the newcomer. Ernie (Richard Jones Barry) unaccountably wants to demonstrate his cleaner and after a dusty failure, Mrs Yates returns with Charlie (an uncredited actor), her actual nephew
24 Come To The Dance - With two extra tickets for the dance, Mark gives one each anonymously to Kate and Ann. They both think that he's inviting them, buying new dresses for the occasion, leading to embarrassment for poor Mark
25 Lessons - This script is an early effort from George Layton and Jonathan Lynn. Ted can't paint, Mark can but he refuses to teach him, he's too lazy. The girls tease |Mark that he's not fit, he can't even lift a cupboard. But Ted can, when it's secretly emptied. That convinces Mark to agree to teach Ted to paint if Ted will take him running. Neither of these pupils are much good, Mark returns exhausted after his run on the common. Ted's picture is awful too, but the girls persuade Mrs Yates to admire it, to Mark's utter amazement
26 The Burglars - Beware! Burglars on the prowl. At night there are noises and plenty of fun as Ted and Mark come in late. Then thinking Mark is pretending to be a thief, Ted accidentally catches the real burglar (Terry Baker)
27 Fancy Dress - The most visual of the stories, Kate has bought a fairy costume for a fancy dress party, but "it doesn't look quite right."A sort through of Mrs Yates' old suitcase provides each housemate with a choice of costumes, though in the end they all choose to go as tramps. So another try, Ted isn't quite right as Julius Caeser, and opts for a painter's outfit. And even Mrs Yates gets the chance to go, wearing the discarded fairy costume!
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ANOTHER SIX ENGLISH TOWNS
Three hugely enjoyable series by Alec Clifton-Taylor (1907-1985) on English towns were broadcast from 1978 to 1984.
These half hour films are idiosyncratic, self-opinionated yet very intimate and appealing. These I kept are from 1984.

3.2 WHITBY - Woolworths gets the Taylor condemnation but a 1980 supermarket surprisingly gets the thumbs up. After a tour of the church he finds some gems in the town: "a truly ghastly example of what is known as ribbon pointing." His interrogatory style is exemplified in - "did you ever see such a brutal way of treating stone?"

3.3 BURY ST EDMUNDS - "Georgian elegance." The council offices on Angel Hill are praised faintly: "the building is uninspired but at least well behaved." He looks mystified for a moment by a plaque - "one of a number in Bury which are quite tantalisingly uninformative. Louis Phillipe. Yes, but what did he DO here? Have a cup of coffee?" There are often hobby horses, such as this comment on Suffolk Pink - "the further it gets away from strawberry ice cream the better."

3.4 DEVIZES (available on line) - where the castle is a "film set". We get a long joke about pebbledash, which he declares is "like porridge." One Georgian house gets the Taylor sarcasm: "but what has our own century contributed to this house? A new roof. Just look at it! These harsh machine-made tiles on a building of this quality are shocking. How any responsible person came to authorise them is a mystery." Obviously in jocular mood, he asks "what would Devizes be without the Bear Hotel? . . And the answer is- wait for it - unbearable!"

3.5 SANDWICH - he particularly admires its roofscape. The climax is the visit to a Lutyens' masterpiece. Even though the guide to Kent dismisses the place, Alec finds plenty to love in it. He returns to his dislike of painted walls and shows us some colours: "strawberry ice cream . . . . vanilla . . . . . weak cafe au lait . . . . French mustard . . . . battleship grey . . . . the aesthetic propriety of whitewashing brickwork is controversial. In general," he concludes, "the better the bricks the less the justification for it."

3.6 DURHAM - Alec leads us on a reverential tour of the cathedral - "the finest Romanesque building (pause) . . . in the world." His final appearance is at the station where he boards an Inter City 125, first class of course.
Sadly, his death the following year, robbed us of any more such programmes
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (1979)
A quarter of a century after he had first produced a tv series about Conan Doyle's celebrated detective, Sheldon Reynolds produced another series of twenty four 25 minute stories in Poland, this time starring Geoffrey Whitehead with Donald Pickering as Doctor Watson, and Patrick Newell as Inspector Lestrade who was really only a comic foil to the duo. Some of the stories were lightly rewritten from the earlier series.

1 A Motive for Murder
Script by Sheldon Reynolds. Director: Sheldon Reynolds.
Dr Watson describes his first encounter with Sherlock Holmes in the winter of 1881. At 221B Baker Street, Mrs Hudson tips him off about the man, "bit strange... one of the most extraordinary men of the times." Certainly this great detective deduces a lot about DrW before they even start talking.
"There's been a murder," that's a message SH receives from Anthony Denham (Norman Bird), solicitor to George Markham, the dead man. At the scene of the crime, they encounter a satisfied Inspector Lestrade who apparently has solved the case, at least to his own satisfaction, "I know who did it."
The dead man, wealthy George Markham had made his fortune in the US gold rush. His niece Andrea will inherit his fortune, so she's the one about to be arrested.
But SH has worked out that someone will return to the place, and after a patient wait he's proved right. SH and DrW watch as Andrea's half brother Peter (Julian Fellowes) opens the safe, places a gun in an urn and burns the will.
"I'm going to arrest him," declares the impetuous Inspector L. But SH shows him otherwise. And though Andrea is now clearly innocent, SH persuades her to confess, SH carefully observing as she does so.
That draws the real killer into the open with a desperate attempt to kill her in her bedroom. However SH is on hand and L can finally arrest the correct killer.
A Lestrade gaffe. He remarks to DrW, "you must be put off by the sight of a corpse."
"Dr W (stiffly), "I'm a doctor"
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The Case of the Speckled Band

A well made condensed version of the Conan Doyle story, only the music a little obtrusive, tension well maintained though you wish the budget might have stretched to getting Christopher Lee to play the evil Count. No Inspector Lestrade in this tale.

A snake slinks into the bedroom of a young sleeping beauty. She screams. Downstairs, alone in the dark, an elderly man listens impassively.
Mrs Langley (Melissa Stribling) is worried about a letter she has received from her niece Helen, whose twin sister Julia had recently died, "frightened to death."
SH and DrW are engaged and they take the boat train and reach an imposing country house, the property of Helen (Victoria Tennant), who is cared for by her stepfather, The Count. He is a wealthy art collector, though both visitors think he has more fakes than Rembrandts, DrW being sure one Meissen piece is not genuine.
Helen is suffering from lack of sleep, diagnoses the doctor. She relates how Julia couldn't sleep, being kept awake by a whistling sound, her dying words had been incoherent, "something about a speckled band."
Lucifer is the Count's savage dog, you wouldn't want to meet it on a dark night.This night he is on the prowl, Helen "sleeping like a baby" in her room which is locked. SH wisely awakes her and gets her to move to another bed, so when the snake slithers in, it finds nothing. A whistling sound, and SH informs the baffled DrW the case is solved. All the clues are there SH says, though the doctor can't piece them together.
The pair now occupy Helen's room, and await the Count's next move. SH orders his partner, "watch the bell rope." Enter one snake. Exit same snake injured, bruised by SH's attack on it.
"It's more dangerous now," and a scream confirms this. The Count is no more.
Back at 221B, Mrs Hudson brings in a large box, a gift from Helen. Inside is the Meissen figure

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Murder on a Midsummer's Eve
Lord Warminster is involved in "a terrible argument" with his host Albert Neale, a lawyer. The latter dies, the former disappears.
Lady Warminster (Colette Gleeson) is convinced her husband is innocent of the crime for which Inspector Lestrade is waiting to arrest him. "He's guilty all right, there's no doubt about that," announces the confident L. In a comedy interlude, Mrs Mulligan the maid, tells SH, who has agreed to investigate, that there had been this loud argument. It was Mrs Neale who had discovered the corpse, and she hadn't phoned the police straight away. Mrs Neale (Sue Lloyd) herself can't guess any motive for the murder.
Dr W expounds his own theory to SH, though SH knocks it flat. Nevertheless, a liaison between Lord Warminster and Mrs Neale supplies a motive.
SH in his turn, surmises that a letter from Lord Warminster's bankers holds the clue to the mystery. He's right, naturally!
L is reluctantly persuaded to exhume Neale's corpse, to L's great embarrasmment it seems this is not Neale at all, but Lord Warminster. We see Neale (Robin Parkinson) who is hiding in his home, shielded by his wife. He'd been swindling his employer Lord Warminster, who had just found the truth out.
Albert, for not entirely clear motives, kidnaps Lady Warminster, in order to obtain enough cash to flee the country. But the cab he takes just happens to be driven by SH and Neale is promptly arrested.
Lady Warminster thanks her rescuer, and L has egg on his face. SH explains both to him and Dr W how their theories had fallen down, though he doesn't elucidate his own methods in this very slight tale

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Four Minus Four is One
Script: Ian Bishop. Director: Sheldon Reynolds.
In a London pea souper, a bobby finds a man hanging from a lamp post, shot by an arrow. Scotland Yard is of course baffled, which is why Paul Devon approaches SH. He's one of a team four professors who had been excavating in Egypt. He feels there must be a curse on them, for Professor Martin had died trying to open the sarcophagus, now there's this second death. He's worried for the safety of Professor Taunton whose ship has just docked at Liverpool, and at this moment is travelling down to London to stay with his niece.
Devon leaves it to SH, but the great detective is unable to prevent Devon's murder, as he departs in a hansom cab. Shot with a bow and arrow.
Inspector Lestrade is baffled, as ever. But even SH claims to be confused. But for once DrW has solved the case, find Professor Taunton, "he's the murderer," for, "there's noone else." Of course SH disagrees, the mathematics is all in favour of DrW, but SH is of course infallible, hence the title of this story.
They call on Miss Taunton, and as they wait for the front door to be opened, someone shoots an arrow at them, but misses. They enter and SH gallantly opens the unopened sarcophagus. He knows what he'll find inside... Taunton's corpse.
SH gets L to place a police guard on the house.A baffled L agrees, watching with DrW as the funeral men collect the sarcophagus. "What are we supposed to do now?"
They follow the hearse which transports the coffin to Turner's Funeral Parlour. "What are we supposed to do now?"
Here Miss Turner is attacked, but leaping out the coffin is SH. His absence is thus explained. He prevents her murder.
Back in Baker Street SH is annoyingly silent. The very curious and unsatisfied DrW, receiving no encouragement, stalks out of the room. But we have seen that the murderer is----
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The Case of The Perfect Crime
The plot is identical to the 1954 Holmes story, The Case of The Neurotic Detective. It's a fun story, not surprising it was used again.
Directed by Roy Stevens.

1886. State secrets are being stolen by London's greatest ever criminal, and inevitably Inspector Lestrade ("not that I really need any help") is completely baffled. Even worse, SH refuses to offer his usual insights, claiming he is too busy. The latest robbery is of the royal ceremonial jewels from the National Museum.
DrW is puzzled and indeed worried, for has he spotted the missing jewels in his friend's tobacco tin? He decides he had better follow the "erratic" detective, but inevitably SH spots him and he has to call it off. But still determined, he diguises himself as a cabby, but SH sees through him again, "there's a corner of your beard that's motheaten!"
But the cabby does pick up a passenger who is also following SH, destination 816 Bleak Street. Overheard is a conversation between SH, a man and two women, with Holmes uttering the baffling, "we are the most successful thieves England has ever seen."
Fearing for his friend's sanity, DrW consults Professor Alfred Fishblade (Robert Goody), but he seems more than a little odd himself. In a role reversal, SH starts to analyse the professor.
That scheme having failed, DrW confides his fears in L. "I can't believe," cries the inspector. The pair try to employ SH's deductive methods to work out what SH is up to.
At a minister's home there's a magnificent ball, an unusally spacious scene for this series, which the great detective attends. SH and L conceal themselves in the room waiting for SH to crack the safe, and sure enough the once great detective creeps in. However he doesn't open the safe, for he has spotted DrW's feet catelessly concealed behind the long curtains. Then the Commissioner of Scotland Yard enters to congratulate SH, much to L and DrW's amazement. SH had been on an official assignment to test and expose the weaknesses in national security.
"Why didn't you tell me?" complains poor DrW. Crestfallen L can only gulp.
Over a slightly frosty meal next day, SH is wondering whether DrW had ever thought he were King of England

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The Case of Harry Rigby

A policeman is smoking on duty when he espies a man lying on the pavement, knifed in the back, in his hand a letter for Sherlock.
"The Case That Got Away" is how the newspapers describe it. "A case Sherlock Holmes could solve but not prevent." A jovial Lestrade is worried once more. He knows who the killer is. His men had been watching where Harry Rigby, an escaped bank robber, had been hiding. He had three accomplices in this robbery, and the dead man is Rogers, one of his gang. But Rigby has the perfect alibi for this crime, for police know he never left the house where he was.
A note from another of Rigby's accomplices to SH is followed by his appearance at 221B, dead on arrival.
Mrs Sarah Bailey (Cheryl Kennedy) is the wife of the only surviving member of the trio of accomplices. She works at The Crown in Allen Street but refuses SH's offer of help. Her husband Charlie is in hiding, and she won't say where.
Yet another note, this one from Charlie himself, asking to meet SH at midnight. At the appointed hour the rendezvous is kept, only Charlie has a knife in his back. Mrs Bailey is not amused, she thought "the famous Sherlock Holmes" could have protected him. L also is on the sharp end of her tongue, "I'm going to kill Rigby," she cries.
Yet Rigby has this watertight alibi again. SH puzzles it out. He asks L for a ruler. Mystified, L obliges. Then SH announces the "obvious" solution, that Rigby never left his rooms. The ruler is used to prove Rigby is not the murderer, for the angle of incision of the knife wounds indicates a shorter person.
Returning to the pub, SH informs Sarah Bailey that the mystery is solved. Rigby has been set free. But when she leaves her pub, she is confronted by Rigby. "I did it for us," she cries, they can share the bank loot. But the man to whom she utters these words ain't Harry Rigby, but DrW in disguise. She is condemned out of her own mouth.
In the final scene we see the inspector who is glowing with pride having been praised by his superior for solving the case. However he has to ask DrW what on earth is meant by the angle of the knife wound

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Blind Man's Bluff
A sailor is murdered in Limehouse, this follows on from another sailor killed in Liverpool. Suggestions of another Jack the Ripper? No, not this time, we can recognise in his dark glasses the actor John Carson who plays the murderous Vickers.
Inspector L has dropped in for tea. It's DrW he wants. Can he identify this object? It's a chicken leg with a ribbon tied round it. Found with both dead sailors. The two agree but look baffled. The all knowing SH chips in, to explain it's a death warning in Trinidad.
Dr Jonas of the Kensington Marine Hospital receives such a leg. He claims he has no connection with the sailors and ridicules the suggestion, which L has annexed as his own, that the solution be found in Trinidad. SH pointedly tells Jonas that he's a fool to lie. Afterwards, the doctor receives a blind visitor who reminds him of his spell as a ship's doctor on the Gloria North.
Without asking, SH searches the hospital records for data on Jonas, "Holmes that's unethical." The evidence that he had served on the Gloria North is discovered. But they cannot confront Jonas as they find him dead. "One more to go," announces SH. The captain is next on the killer's list. His name is Captain Pitt.
A blind man opens Pitt's door when SH comes calling. Of course it's Vickers. SH is admitted. Vickers claims to be a friend of the captain, staying with him while he is in London. Helpfully, SH explains the reason for his visit. "You're not blind," claims the perceptive detective. Question: "where did you hide the body?" Vickers explains his motive, a good one. The ship smuggled slaves from Trinidad to England, amongst them Vicker's wife and child, ditched overboard to their deaths when officials were about to find out the truth. Vickers points his sword at SH.
Enter Inspector L to make his arrest, branding an improbable gun.
Back in Baker Street, L brings a present he had found on his desk."What does it mean?" Maybe another death threat, though we can but suspect it's a joke by the great detective
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A Case of High Security
Inside a top secret government building, a young employee called Carter has shut himself in a booby trapped room, promising to blow himself and the building up in an hour's time. Inspector Lestrade is, as ever, at a loss as to how to proceed. There's only one man he can turn to, SH.
He rushes to Baker Street, but the great man is out for a walk, "just when I really need him." When SH does return, he frustrates poor L in his dilatoriness in reaching the scene of the crime. Even when he gets there he is "apparently unconcerned," which as Dr W notes, is the keynote to his great ability.
SH admires the outside of the building even as L rushes to the room. Head of the department Sir Charles (Derek Bond) thanks SH for coming, and supplies details of Carter's background.
Nothing as unsubtle as breaking the door down will work, but SH is more interested in why Carter is apparently not scared, unlike L for example, of any explosion. Sir Charles supplies a list of the contents of the room, and SH notes there is no ink or paper there, yet Carter has passed under the door two notes to police.
Confident there is no danger, SH bravely enters. He finds Carter dead. "That's impossible," declares the baffled L.
While the corpse is removed, SH explains to Sir Charles and his assistant (Julian Fellowes) what it all means, and after a neat trick exposes a dangerous spy.
Congratulations back in 221B. SH congratulates a surprised L on his masterful acting, certainly L is more Lestradish than ever in this one

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The Case of Harry Crocker
Here is The Case of the Disappearing Escape Artist, and Inspector Lestrade thought he had arrested him!

Harry Crocker (John Judd) is accused of the murder of a dancer, Miss King, but he claims he is innocent. He appeals to SH.
Inspector L comes a-searching for him at 221B. Crocker hides in the cupboard. Triumphantly L opens to make his arrest, but the cupboard is bare. L departs frustrated.
SH very much admires the way Crocker seems to be able to disappear at will and promises to investigate.
A second arrest, and a second escape. Willis the stage doorkeeper (Robert Gillespie) explains to SH that he'd seen Miss King and Crocker leave the theatre together on the fateful night. Miss Za-Za (Stacey Dorning) who'd discovered the corpse, mentions a locket Miss King wore, that wasn't on her body. Harry has it. He must be guilty.
At the morgue, SH explains his deduction to DrW that the attacker was someone Miss King knew very well.
A trunk in the theatre is Harry's latest hiding place. A frustrated L this time places handcuffs on him. But SH points out his innocence via the great trunk trick. SH denounces the murderer and proves his case; "you overlooked something," he informs the guilty party.
To conclude SH performs a disappearance worthy of the great Harry Crocker. The pair swap professional secrets. Then back at 221B, SH materialises via his cupboard

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The Case of the Deadly Prophecy (no Lestrade)
This plot and story are all but identical to #22 in the 1954 series.

4am in a boys' school dormitory in Belgium. A boy seems to be sleepwalking. Antoine leaves the building, walking down the street, followed by the matron Mlle Marie Grande and the headmaster Henri Carolan. The lad enters a church, then returns back to school. But on the floor of the church are chalked the words Death for Carolan. This is not his first prediction of a death.
SH is brought in on the case when Mlle Grande asks him to come, after Carolan's death, even though it has been from natural causes. The new headmaster welcomes him. Holmes talks to Dr Dimanche who is positive Carolan had not been murdered, he had died of heart failure. The same was true of the other deaths, nothing suspicious.
Mme Soule is an old woman who sells potions, she'd offered them to the victims who had died. If only, she tells SH, they'd accepted they might not have died.
DrW is despatched to Paris to investigate the previous career of Dr Dimanche. SH stays at the school, keeping watch on Antoine, who again commences a nocturnal walk.
"Not tonight," SH stops him. Instead SH walks to the church, where he finds Mme Soule, who had been expecting the boy. A chalked message is already there, Death for Sherlock Holmes. She offers her a charm, for which he hands over 1,000 francs. A gun is fired at him. Missed.
Just before midnight, SH convenes the suspects. The killer, SH announces "he'll name himself!" Listening to him are Marie, the new headmaster, Dr Dimanche and a count.
All the victims were murdered, SH announces. The motive? The count had been blackmailed, or else his name would have been chalked on the church steps. SH explains. Antoine had been hypnotised and will come here to point out the person who had hypnotised him. That forces the killer to reveal his identity.
Back at 221B DrW is enjoying his pipe, enjoying that is, until SH says this "excellent" tobacco had belonged to the murderer

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The Case of The Baker Street Nursemaids

The plot is identical to the 1954 Holmes series, the script lightly rewritten, but the names of most of the main characters, and even the jokes are the same.

A basket is delivered to 221B Baker Street, and after much speculation SH opens it to reveal a screaming baby. SH knows many things, but he has to seek medical advice here, asking DrW if it's a boy. Enter L, "what's that?" he asked in surprised tones, and after the rather obvious suggestion, "you look," to see if it's a boy, the trio take turns in holding the child. "Make it a cup of tea," suggests the great detective, but after this comedy, he uncovers a note from the child's mother that seems to explain all.
Tony is the son of Dr Henri Monteron who has recently disappeared. He had just invented a ship that sails underwater.
However with DrW holding the baby, SH and L have left him to his fate, to be knocked unconscious and the baby snatched. "They've got the child."
SH receives another message warning him to keep off. It is actually signed, by a Count Tennow. He is planning to leave the country as soon as he has obtained the plans of the new ship.
"They are not here," the Count informs SH and DrW when they call on him. However a crying baby rather gives away the fact that he is lying. But the count holds all the aces and sends SH away. But as they depart, DrW smartly knocks out the butler and returns to the count, knocking him out also. Now he and SH are free to search the mansion, and little of SH's deductive skills are needed to locate the prisoners, only a spot of fisticuffs. Cries from Tony lead to the right room and the captors are overcome and the doctor, his wife and child are freed. SH blows the old whistle and that brings L and his police to arrest the kidnappers. "Everyone safe."
Yet one shock remains, for it turns out baby Toni is a girl. "Good thing we didn't look!"
Returning to Baker Street, SH is worried for a moment to find another basket. But it only contains fruit, a thank offering

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The Case of the Purloined Letter
Director: Val Guest.

SH plays cat and mouse in this story that featured Richard Greene as Lord Brompton.
In his lordship's home, a safe is cracked and an important document is removed. In making his getaway, the thief has to shoot a servant. Missing is a letter of obvious use to a blackmailer, for it has revelations about Brompton's days as a "wild youth."
SH is present in the house and though the burglar had not been recognised, he is able to deduce that it is David Ballard (Tony Caunter).
With Inspector L and DrW watching Ballard's home, SH climbs the steps to his room. The thief refuses to return the property, so SH starts his cat and mouse game. "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes during the day," he warns Ballard, since the document is so important. Ballard scoffs, but when he goes out, he is immediately threatened by the most nasty looking villains you ever saw, though all are L's men in disguise. Hastily, the scared thief retreats to his room.
SH is calmly waiting there and after initially being met with a refusal, is handed the letter. Now it's SH who is in danger, the man for whom Ballard was working will want that bit of paper!
SH also persuades Ballard to sign a confession as to who was paying him for the job, and his name is Dr Sergius (Arnold Diamond). "I believe you were expecting me," he tells SH as he enters 221B. Hand it over, over DrW will be shot dead- there's a gun pointed right at him.
So Sergius has to be given the letter, as well as Ballard's confession,which Sergius is happy to burn in SH's presence. The criminal departs, happy. Not that SH looks too unhappy.
At an important conference Lord Brompton makes his address. Sergius is there, and slyly places the document on the table, a warning to Brompton not to make his speech. When his lordship does continue, Sergius dramatically waves the piece of paper. But lo and behold, it is only Ballard's confession, one moreover that implicates Sergius.
"Couldn't have done it better myself," declares L modestly. Later, SH explains to him and DrW how he had done it

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The Case of the Travelling Killer
Director: Val Guest
A revolver is loaded. The killer enters a pawnbroker's shop, "you shouldn't have gone to the police." A gunshot and the victim is dead.
An agitated SH interrupts his breakfast when he reads in The Times of this murder. SH has detected a link between this killing and ones in Paris, Amsterdam and New York. In all four crimes, the murdered person had not been robbed, even though valuables could haver easily been stolen.
DrW is baffled why SH leaves his food untouched, so as to go to the pawnbroker's. Here "nothing is missing." While DrW is assigned to question the surgeon who conducted the post mortem, SH follows a young lady who had been peering through the shop window. Through streets thick with autumn leaves she walks, to a large ramshackle greenhouse. She says she doesn't know who murdered the man, yet she happens to have been in each of the four cities where the crimes were committed. She departs, begging SH not to follow.
SH uses his deductive powers to prove that the pawnbroker had confessed to the police that he was part of a gang of international thieves, stealing uncut diamonds (why Inspector L couldn't have told him, I can't say). The killings had been a warning to other members of the gang, not apparently very successful warnings. SH has further worked out the identity of the killer, Jacob Jenkins, a clown and owner of an international circus.
At the circus SH learns that the girl who had talked to him, Theresa, is dead, an accident on the trapeze. SH is next on the madman's list. SH proves to him that Theresa must have been murdered, and Jacob readies his gun. Enter L, for one of those familiar chases round the theatre, this one slightly different in that SH and DrW stand inexplicably motionless on the stage watching the police pursuit. They spring to action however when gunshots are fired. Tripping down some steps, the clown dies.
However SH hasn't caught the gang leaders. The case, he says, has only just started (I'm not sure when it finished)
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The Sitting Target
Director: Aurelio Grugnola (the art director on this series).
Philip Rayburn and Michael Lambert were key witnesses six years ago in the trial that convicted Peter Channing (Tony Caunter). Now Rayburn has been gunned down outside his own home.
"I killed him," the evil Channing boasts to SH. "I'm going to kill Lambert too." Then it will be SH's turn, for the detective had been the one, of course, who had caused his arrest. "I'm going to enjoy breaking you." SH's response is to offer Channing a cup of tea.
"The man is a psychopath," observes DrW, though SH has his own devious scheme to avoid assassination. Inspector Lestrade is his unwitting dupe. SH plants Channing's notebook on a murder victim, Muldoon of 46 Begley Road. Confidently L arrests Channing, but since he can provide an alibi, L has to release him. Now a corpse appears in Channing's digs, and the man is rearrested. Released and fed up, he shoots SH as he paces his Baker Street rooms. Or rather he shoots at an outline of SH's figure, "you'll have to do better than that," SH teases him.
So the wily Channing devises his own cunning plan. A girl posing as Lambert's niece (Glynis Barber) is to lead the great detective into a trap. Priscilla spills a cock and bull story about her uncle. Naturally SH can see through her, and L agrees to follow Channing while SH plays the girl along. She leads him to an empty room, nothing there. Nobody there. Along a dark foggy street Channing has stalked them, and in a window he sees SH sitting, waiting. He shoots. That brings out L and his boys in blue to effect the arrest of Channing. His task had failed anyway, for SH yet lives and explains that in fact the criminal had been shooting at a mirror image of him, "extraordinary"
Notes: the shooting at a mirror element of this story is reminiscent of the shooting in the 1954 story, #23 The Christmas Pudding. Tony Caunter, who plays the villain with a fine sense of evil, had appeared earlier in the series, as a different criminal.
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The Case of The Final Curtain
The plot is identical to the 1954 Holmes story, The Case of The Impromptu Performance.
Directed by Val Guest.

A condemned man's last request before he is executed is to see SH. Thus the great detective meets Edward Brighton in his prison cell. Briefly, for he is to die in five hours, he relates how he had been convicted of killing his wife Phyllis. They had only been married six months, but on the fatal night they had had their first mild argument over her make-up, though others claimed this was much more violent.
He had gone for a long walk, during which he had suffered a mild heart attack. "When I came to, Phyllis was dead." He was accused of strangling her. One puzzling thing he does recall, is seeing some unidentified object before he had become ill.
SH pores over the police notes, while L stands smugly by, convinced the evidence is conclusive. Then SH is off, off to talk to Edward's tobacconist, Carstairs (veteran actor Clifford Mollison), of 25A Hanover Place, who used to sell Old Tawny to the condemned man.
It is now but two hours to the execution, and from the shop, SH goes to one of Carstairs' other customers, Langley Priam. However he is not at his lodgings, though the landlady (Patsy Smart) thinks he was expecting to come into money. SH finds some make-up, which takes him to a theatre where Priam is starring in a Shakespearean play. However Pettyfoot, the theatre manager, despite SH's protestations, insists that the show must go on, so the great man has to bide his time by searching Priam's dressing room. Here is discovered the vital clue.
11.30pm, the curtain falls, the execution is at midnight! Backstage, SH accuses Priam of conspiring with Phyllis to poison Edward. Though she had agreed to this originally, she had fallen in love with her husband, and Priam had killed her in revenge. Seeing the game is up, Priam draws a dagger, SH is stabbed, but as the dagger is a theatrical prop, there's no damage done. L makes his arrest and in an unnecessarily long coda, SH demonstrates how the dagger works, "it's harmless"

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The Body in the Case
Script: Tudor Gates. Director: Roy Ward Baker.

John Courtney calls for a trunk at Victoria Station that has been discovered to contain human remains. "You are under arrest, sir," pronounces Inspector Lestrade. The corpse is that of a kept woman, Josephine Potts.
The "young and very attractive" fiancee of John, Lady Helen Fairfax engages SH. It seems that Hugo Verner (George Mikell), John's employer, had sent him to collect the trunk. It's a straightforward case. Hugo had been in love with Helen.
Jenkins, a porter at Verner's art gallery, who had accompanied John to collect the trunk, has mysteriously been given a few days' leave. He's not at home, gone fishing at Henley. More correctly Jenkins is being fished out of the Thames there, dead.
Feeling guilty that he had inadvertently caused Jenkins' death, SH decides to trap Verner, letting him know that he is suspected. "You can prove nothing," Verner confidently asserts.
SH's charade begins with L questioning Verner. Did he know Josephine? No. Nevertheless he invites Verner to Josephine's funeral. L states his theory is that her angry husband has done her in. At the burial, SH whispers to Verner, "the murderer might be here," he might be bent on revenge for having been crossed. "I told him it was you," SH calmly informs Verner, who hastily runs away.
After a chase round the graveyard, "Murderer!" cries a bearded man, maybe Mr Potts. That prompts Verner seeking shelter in L's arms, and a hasty confession.
This is a very basic story, no deductive powers needed by SH, and which ends with the delivery of a sculpture that SH had ordered from Verner

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The Case of the Deadly Tower
Tarleton Manor, home of railway millionaire Lord Tarleton and his wife. His obsession to contact the other world ends in disaster, but he would seem to have had some foreknowledge, for he had written a letter to SH which is handed to the great detective by his lawyer Morton Hadlock (Geoffrey Bayldon). The letter is a request to investigate the circumstances of his death, "no matter how I die."
But his death certificate, signed by Dr Rinaldo, states he died of a heart attack. Lady Sylvia his wife (Catherine Schell) inherits half his estate, others receiving a 10% share are Arthur Smythe his close business associate, Dr Victor Rinaldo, Elizabeth, Tarleton's ward, his lawyer and the British Institute of Parapsychology.
At the reading of the will, SH surprises them all by anouncing that Lord Tartleton had been murdered by someone in the room.
Not that he has proof as yet. But in the Tower Room, where his lordship had died in his quest to contact the other world, SH awaits developments. Footsteps. DrW breaks down the door of the room to drag SH's body out, only to collapse himself. When they come to, they reason that there is something dangerous in the tower, not much deductive skill needed for that! Candles, exclaims SH, they had been treated with some substance.
The following evening, the recovered SH organises a seance in the tower room. He will reveal the murder's name and Inspector L is invited to come in order to make an arrest.
SH lights "the mystic candles" then begins his charade contacting Lord Tarleton. Three knocks. "Indicate your murderer," SH announces dramatically. Of course the killer knows they will die from the fumes so has to speak up. "I'll take that," L pronounces officiously.
Back in Baker Street SH lights some more candles, but are they the poisoned ones? L almost comes a cropper
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The Case of the Luckless Gambler
Director: Roy Ward Baker
George Wharton (Derren Nesbitt) fears for his life. His young son Christopher, who wants to be a barrister when he grows up, asks SH to investigate his father's disappearance. As Inspector L insists he is dead, naturally SH knows he's not, and though Christopher is no budding actor, we can get the drift, that the lad's father is missing, presumably to escape his creditors.
When questioned, L explains there must have been a violent struggle before George's abduction. A bullet had been found in his overcoat, from which L deduces that the man had been shot. Even though there's no body, he's dead, declares the Yard detective.
At a prize fight, SH chats with the loser of a bout, with the unfortunate name of Powerhouse. He tells SH that George had owed money to the biggest of bookmakers Jack Driscoll (Tommy Godfrey).
SH tracks him down to a race track. He owes me £100, claims Driscoll but as George is dead has little hope of recovering it. SH approaches Powerhouse and trains him how to fight properly, poor DrW getting a few knocks in the cause. Thus when Powerhouse wins, SH's bet with Driscoll wins him £200. This he can put to good use. To L, he disproves that theory of George's demise.
RMS Glencastle is sailing for New York, and George is just embarking. SH gets George to participate in a little charade, in which he has apparently rounded up a dangerous spy, for which he receives a reward of £100. Thus Christopher still has faith in his father and George promises to reform for the sake of his family. However as evidence that he is a budding barrister, the young boy doesn't show himself as green as even SH believes, for he has seen through the subterfuge.
The nice little touch is poor DrW with his black eye and bandage, all won in the good cause of helping Powerhouse win his bout.
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The Case of The Shrunken Heads
In a parcel adressed to SH is a small head, "I've been expecting it!" Inspector L tells us how he sometimes deigns to asks SH's advice, as in the present case. He'd received a shrunken head too.
They had been stolen from explorer James McIntyre of Hampstead. The heads are followed by a ransom demand, £50,000 or McIntyre will be killed. Signed Mendoza (Simon Oates), an old enemy of the explorer.
Off to Hampstead, and another Mendoza note. Freddy, stepson of McIntyre has instructions where to take the money.
SH and DrW keep watch on the place, as do L's minions, L himself is in disguise as an organ grinder. Freddy carries the money into a large building. Mendoza is spotted high on the roof. Gunshots and he topples to his death. No sign of the cash Freddy had handed him.
Mendoza is none other than Harry, an East End crook. "We've been taken for fools," sighs SH.
Freddy had devised the swindle, it's something to do with McIntyre's terminally ill wife. But why did Freddy want Harry killed?
Freddy himself receives a shrunken head. Sent by SH! He tells Freddy how he had committed the crime, and why. But he has no proof. So SH promises that he will get rough justice. He'll inform Harry's East End cronies what Freddy has done.
That stirs Harry into making "a run for it." There follows a slight novelty, a horse and carriage chase, but as in the gangster films, Freddy's cart overturns. At least it doesn't, as in the gangster films, instantly burst into flames. Freddy is killed.
The cash is recovered and back at 221B SH discourses on why policemen's heads need to be square shaped. L listens in bafflement, and slightly insulted, makes an exit, in offended silence
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Magruder's Millions
Director: Val Guest
In his wheelchair, old Malcolm Magruder cries in vain for assistance. He's a recluse, his assistant Fred Kimberley has just been murdered. When his servants answer his call, Magruder fails to recognise either of them, neither Raikes nor Chesney (David Buck).
His letter appealing to SH to help does not fall on deaf ears. SH first asks Inspector Lestrade about Kimberly. But according to L's version, there's no crime to investigate, the man shot himself accidentally. Further, in L's opinion, Magruder is "bats in the belfry."
On arrival at Magruder's mansion, SH immediately spots that the butler is a "stooge," indeed the crooks have replaced Magruder with their own man. Miss Collins (Sue Lloyd) advises SH that her master is too unwell to see anyone, but the persistent SH refuses to go away, and so is ushered into the old man's presence. SH is given the quick brush off, but has noticed the deception and for that he's locked up, along with the real Magruder.. Escape seems impossible from their shuttered room.
Enter L, who of course remains oblivious to the drama, and proves an unwitting accomplice to the crooks in their swindle of two Frenchmen, who are to pay them via Magruder a fortune.
The great SH has naturally found a way of excape, a clue in Magruder's piano, notes played in the right sequence, a hidden lock in the fireplace opens, and the way out is through that dark passageway. As SH and DrW creep along it, they overhear the deal, the signing of documents by the Frenchmen. To a startled L, SH whispers the whole diabolical plot through the thick wall. Luckily L is on the ball and as per SH's instructions, announces "that money is counterfeit."
Consternation among the crooks, and L is quickly able to effect their arrest. SH even praises him. To round the non drama off, he does also declare that Kimberly wasn't actually murdered at all.
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The Case of the Other Ghost
Script: Tudor Gates, based on a story by Julian Fellowes. Director: Val Guest.

The butler at Kindersley Hall requests that SH investigate the demise of Mary, a maid, who had been frightened to death by a ghost, tumbling downstairs. "There's a presence in the house," the butler concludes in sinister tones.
After a teasing interview with Inspector L, SH persuades the Scotland Yard man to get Sir Charles Kindersley, owner of the hall, to invite him and DrW to stay. They are shown the fateful staircase, "she screamed first and then she fell." SH deems that a key point, one not covered at her inquest.
That night, there's another scream. This time, the poor old butler is done in. He is stabbed to death in the hallway, though his corpse is not found here, but in the street.
Soon, SH has developed his theory, that the maid was killed in error. The intended victim for Mary's death was Sarah, Sir Charles' rich wife. There was a third murder, SH explains mysteriously, that was 100 years earlier, "the key to everything." And even a fourth! Sir Charles' cousin Lady Helen, died ten years ago. Though she apparently hanged herself, "that makes four murders."
We are treated to some unusual narration from Inspector L, before we see that SH's theories are, naturally, correct. Sir Charles is placing wire across the staircase, so that his wife trips and falls. The chandelier in the hall is then secretly released to kill her, before returning to its wonted place, "just another unfortunate accident."
He's mad of course. He'd been in love with his cousin, but it's all to do with money. His trap fails, thanks to the invisible SH, and in a neat turn of fate, it's Charles who is killed in his own trap.
In the final scene back at Baker Street, L is wondering if he has seen a ghost himself, no less than that of SH

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The Case of the Close Knit Family (No Lestrade)
It's near Christmas, though no evidence is ever seen of the fact, as SH and DrW stay at the Bristol Palace Hotel where a lady is robbed of the necklace round her neck as she sleeps.
The distraught hotel manager turns to his "genius" guest, but SH declines. So it has to be left to DrW to attempt to emulate his master and solve the crime.
Lady Noell was "insured after a fashion," she explains, for in fact the necklace was one of a pair, and she is still wearing the other half, which is evidently going to be the target of the thief's next attentions.
His head swollen just a little, DrW explains how he will trap the robber, having studied the great man's technique.
There are plenty of other characters on whom he could fix his suspicions. There's Sir Oliver who owns The Star of Mahler, a sapphire. Then there is the beauteous Miss Ryland (Janet Spencer-Turner) who has a precocious sister Victoria who sleepwalks. Her brother Jonathan is DrW's fencing partner, though it seems DrW is not much good at the sport, for even Victoria has the upper hand against him.
That night DrW thinks he has the situation under control, a guard posted in the hotel corridor. Miss Victoria sleepwalks, closely attended by her governess Miss Elly. Despite the watch being kept, Victoria slips into Lady Noell's bedroom to stylishly remove the necklace part 2. Will DrW ever solve this case? "It couldn't have happened," he flusters. SH steps in with the vital truth, being one step ahead of poor DrW.
Miss Ryland alias Victoria alias almost everyone else, uses her extensive wiles to elude the amateur detective though the "genius" is able "almost immediately" to recover the stolen property.
Almost fun, but though the storyline eventually becomes manifest, it isn't half as clever as it thinks it is
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